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My pizza an chicken wangs were delivered by a Russian and I don't know if that is Good or Bad. (887 hits)

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Labels: god dam forerunners

Rating: -0.07 on 41 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2004-08-26 18:41:19 EDT


Last night I ordured a pizza a 12 pack of chuckle wings. The was delivered by a russkie. I could tell because he spoke with a accent just like Lime Kneeson in the sub movie were they all get radioed and vomit to death a great move by the way.

Now the question. Do we count the Red Menace bustards as whites? Or do we not tip then and teat them like a Negro or a chinaman?

Yes they LOOK whit, but think on this-

1) They are columnists and we all know communists DO NOT belie in Jesus
2) They spike a grunty language
3) They take any hob that is out there cleaning ship houses or washing dishes or moping floors.

I was not sure what to do so I gave only half my Norman tip. I gave his only fifty cents.

Let me now what you think of The Reds who are invading or cities! I don't like them. The are useless driving cabs and the woman have way to much perfume and mark up!!!


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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-06-13 16:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-01-13 18:21:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ZainBrandow (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:10:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

crap !!!


Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-09-23 15:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-09-23 15:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My face hurts from smiling like a Negro with a full bucket of chuckle wings.

Submitted by screaney (user info) at 2004-09-12 05:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the red is a bad thing here. what, with there gerbilled speach and pierced blu eyes. these contortionists need to unwind they're bakwards mines and realize that belives of equanimity in rights isn't the only pilotical veiw. but this is just my one onion.

Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-29 23:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It ceases to be a joke once he posts the same racist shit over and over again.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-29 23:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

kellio, are you braindead? can you not tell this is a joke?

Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:52:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What's wrong Dan, running out of hateful shit to say about people of other races, so now you're taking shots at your own race? Russians are definately white, just like your views are definately out of date by about 20 years. I will never tire of -2ing your hateful shit you fucking waste of genetic material.

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-08-27 18:41:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Pizza and Chicken..... Throw in Barbeque Ribs and them french fries and Sold.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-27 18:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i can't stop laughing at chicken wangs!

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-08-27 09:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Mmmmm Mmmmmmm MMMMMMMM! Love me some chicken wangs.

Submitted by vodka7tall (user info) at 2004-08-27 09:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for this comment by the author:

"I always say no and go homo"

Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2004-08-27 06:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

they wish there was still communisum in russia, and they support places like cuba and china.
THAT MAKES THEM COMMIES!!
fuck, people here in canada who are pro-communisum are commies, and canada isnt a communist country.

dont tip the commies! keep on hating!

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Note: the majority doesn't wish there was still Communism in Russia. If you really want to be pedantic about it, Russia was never Communist in the first place.

Russia supports lots of countries; I'm not entirely certain of their links with Cuba but I can say that the relationship with China is based on practicality through geography and trade. The relationship is little different that with the European Union.

You can be pro-Communism without being a Communist. For example, I believe the idea is a wonderful one, but flawed in theory and impossible in practice. I am NOT a Communist.


Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-27 05:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am STILL trying to get trough to ART BALL and call his exposing radio show to tell about the turd I found in my Coco-Cola can and the conspiracy of the JEWS to kill me cause we all now that COKE is owned by the jews just look a the can and the lible with the clever massages hidden in the writing it is HEBREW courses and hexes of old hidden by back word maxing just like in satanic records!!!

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-27 00:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i can't wait for the next post.

Submitted by Milkman (user info) at 2004-08-27 00:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

1) They are columnists and we all know communists DO NOT belie in Jesus

if they are all columnists, then would that make "dear abbey" a russian also?

Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-08-26 21:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I was not sure what to do so I gave only half my Norman tip. I gave his only fifty cents.

That secured the +2 from me!

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-08-26 20:25:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I still refuse to believe that this is real. Your horrible grasp on the english language and saddening attempts at humor must be contrived, really.

I will now stand and applaud you sir. I clap for tomfoolery. I clap for freedom.

Submitted by JonnyBoy (user info) at 2004-08-26 20:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I'd give you a -2, but it is SPT

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

more support of this post.

About your responce to me talking about 'Ray Cadbury' and how he's a conservative writer.
Its Bradbury, and he does write Science Fiction. I didnt mean to intend he writes about politics, but books like Fahrenhite 451 are pro-indiviualisim and anti-govermant control like 1984. They are sattires against extremely left-wing govermants. He's like George Orwell and equally great, except slightly fewer people know about him.

I didnt mean Conervative-Writer. I meant a Conservative who happens to be a writer.

Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


You people telling me to go.

DO NOT tell me not to not be here!!!

I have the GOD-giving right as a AMERICAN to paste were ever I want!

Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by vajokki (use

Idi v zhopu.


Is that on of the marshall art movies like Two Wang Clan vs Slimy Fist?

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck?

Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:27:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Dude you have the worst grammar and typos I have ever seen. Turn of the computer and walk away slowly.

Submitted by vajokki (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Mne nasrat', chto ty dumaesh'.

Idi v zhopu.

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

they wish there was still communisum in russia, and they support places like cuba and china.
THAT MAKES THEM COMMIES!!
fuck, people here in canada who are pro-communisum are commies, and canada isnt a communist country.

dont tip the commies! keep on hating!

Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well they're not red and they're no longer a menace,
but that doesn't mean you should stop hating them or
start tipping them.

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 or -2? I cant decide.

When in doubt, go with the heart.

Submitted by savethepunks <braves> at 2004-08-26 19:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

last time I checked, communism fell along time ago

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:01:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

screw them!
you rock!
kill the commies!!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:01:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-26 18:47:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

i cannot stop laughing at these posts.

Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-26 18:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


My friend Nobe and who I go drinking with EVERY TIME we are in a bar at some time the night will say ""DO you want a BLACK russian?" like it is a good thin.

I always say no and go homo and read the GOOD BOOK.



Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-08-26 18:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

oh dear god

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-26 18:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

what the fuck is this?

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-26 18:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Nothing funnier than a racist with dyslexia.

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2004-08-26 18:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

for more on hating russians and the like..
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43053

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-26 18:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by RateBot (user info) at 2004-08-26 18:49:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-26 18:44:30 (#)
Ranking: 2

you sir, possess a strong command of the english language


hahahaha

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2004-08-26 18:48:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i change my mind
you hate russians
russians are bad
go you

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-26 18:47:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i cannot stop laughing at these posts.

Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-08-26 18:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


whut is goang on arounde hear?
i totully sea whut ewe ark sayeng.
kumpleet nonscents.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-26 18:44:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you sir, possess a strong command of the english language.

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2004-08-26 18:43:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

learn to write.
youre worse than me.


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