The Better Half of *HD2* - camwhore (2354 hits)
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Submitted by insanethemind (View user info) at 2004-08-26 19:01:35 EDT
Arrrgh, double post and it was only for a camwhore.
I hang my head in shame. Here's me in Panama City Beach Fl, over the weekend.
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Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-09 22:32:19 EST (#)
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How dem nipples treatin' ya? Jeebus.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2005-10-04 17:14:29 EDT (#)
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Whats with all this Bill Murray/ L. DiCaprio shite ....
I thought you stole this pic off an Orlando Bloom site! I went looking for it so I could call shenanigans but could find no picture like it! Your sexy, thats for sure ;)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-24 05:55:01 EST (#)
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If you kiss a dude and post that, cookielass will give you a +2.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-24 05:48:04 EST (#)
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ATTN GHEY MENZ.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-12-30 14:04:13 EST (#)
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wiki do you have a pic posted here on uber? if so i'd like to see it.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-12-27 14:07:17 EST (#)
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Sexy..
Sexy..
Sexy..
Sexyyy..
Sex.
See what you do to me?
Submitted by PeanutButterJellyTime (user info) at 2004-12-27 13:58:23 EST (#)
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I think I like what I see...Do I? Yes, I do...
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-11-23 13:43:58 EST (#)
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here's a phrase you can tell me anytime, infact i think you already know it
dame lo duro papi chulo
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-11-06 09:51:08 EST (#)
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Oh god I wish I could speak Spanish...
You know, you're up to about a 12 on my sex-o-meter... it only used to go up to 10. Blig, I'm bored...
Submitted by insanethemind at 2004-09-28 15:09:19 EDT (#)
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well, first what are puffies? I have a feeling you are referring to my nips but please explain and then i shall elighten you.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-09-25 23:33:46 EDT (#)
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are those "puffies" I see hanging from your torso?
Submitted by insanethemind at 2004-09-09 20:38:14 EDT (#)
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attn: i will be here only occasionally , as I seem to have totally destroyed my comoputer, moniter included.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-09 16:45:18 EDT (#)
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<ejaculates>
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-09-06 21:01:37 EDT (#)
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hahahhaha
+2 for the joke. Gross but great.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-06 14:33:15 EDT (#)
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Entonces el hermanito les grita:"Hey,
podrian dejar de hacer sandwiches alla
arriba? Me estan echando mayonesa en toda
la cara!*!*!*!*! """""
hahahahahaha!
well the whiny bitch does need placating that is for sheezy.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-08-31 17:48:16 EDT (#)
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EL SEXO
SEGUN LOS MEDICOS ES UNA ENFERMEDAD.
Porque uno siempre termina en la cama.
SEGUN LOS ABOGADOS ES UNA INJUSTICIA.
Porque siempre hay uno arriba y otro abajo.
SEGUN LOS INGENIEROS ES LA MAQUINA MAS PERFECTA.
Porque es la unica que trabaja cuando se para.
SEGUN LOS ARQUITECTOS ES UN ERROR
Porque la zona de entretenimiento esta al lado del desague.
SEGUN LOS POLITICOS ES LA DEMOCRACIA PERFECTA.
Porque goza tanto el que esta arriba como el que esta abajo.
SEGUN LOS ECONOMISTAS ES UNA MALA INVERSION.
Porque es mas lo que entra que lo que sale.
SEGUN LOS MATEMATICOS ES LA ECUACION MATEMATICA PERFECTA.
Porque la mujer eleva el miembro a su maxima potencia,
lo encierra entre parentesis, le extrae el factor comun y lo
reduce luego a su mínima expresion
Y PARA TI ¿QUE SIGNIFICA?
SEXO
Un chico se acerca al fin de su ultimo año
en la prepa. Desafortunadamente, todavia
tiene que compartir un cuarto con su
hermanito de 9 años. Una noche, decide
llevar a su novia a su casa para un poco de
diversion. Tienen literas, y el chico se
da cuenta de que su hermanito ya se durmio
en la litera de abajo, asi que el y su
novia se suben a la litera de arriba. Como puedes
esperar, las cosas se empiezan a calentar.
El chico recuerda que su hermanito esta
dormido abajo, asi que le dice a su novia
que diga "lechuga" si lo quiere mas duro,
y "tomate" si quiere una nueva posicion.
Lechuga!!!
Tomate!!!!
Lechuga!!!
Tomate!!!
Lechuga!!!
Tomate!!!
Ella grita.
Lechuga!!!
Tomate!!!
Ah!!!!!!
SACALO!!!
SACALO YA!!!!
No me puedo embarazar!!!
Entonces el hermanito les grita:"Hey,
podrian dejar de hacer sandwiches alla
arriba? Me estan echando mayonesa en toda
la cara!*!*!*!*!
MANDA ESTO A:
0-TENDRAS MAL SEXO
1 - 5 -TE VAN A BESAR EN LA
MEJILLA
6 - 10 -TE VAN A BESAR DE
LENGUA
16 o mas -TENDRAS BUEN SEXO PARA SIEMPRE
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-08-31 17:45:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-08-31 12:02:12 (#)
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my that is long hair.
you are an uber slut no doubt fair prince.
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indeed, no cuts since early april so it's growing steadily. well, unless you count the 'back of the neck shave' the girl gave me after braiding it. (my neck hair had gotten quite long)
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-08-31 17:43:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-31 11:49:49 (#)
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i want to lick your nipples
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feel free.
apollo88: yes, that's right matey mate. I am indeed the better half... wait, ammend that to, best 1/3 (to satiate you_know_who, the whiny bitch) of the highly disturbed 3.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-08-31 12:02:12 EDT (#)
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my that is long hair.
you are an uber slut no doubt fair prince.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2004-08-31 11:57:51 EDT (#)
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why helloooooo
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-08-31 11:57:49 EDT (#)
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THE BETTER HALF???
BETTER HALF?????
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-08-31 11:55:59 EDT (#)
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You have this sad puppy dog look about you.
It makes me kinda....*boing*....what?
Submitted by bad_absinthe (user info) at 2004-08-31 11:53:49 EDT (#)
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FAGALICIOUS!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-31 11:49:49 EDT (#)
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i want to lick your nipples
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-08-29 00:52:58 EDT (#)
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i see.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:14:56 EDT (#)
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Ok I retract my statement. Apparently my computer just sucks at life... I saw Phinch's photoshop, and your face was perfectly "viewable."
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:12:19 EDT (#)
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I know this has been mentioned, but I could not help noticing the pointy nipples.
I wish one could see more of you though - your face seems to be very much in the dark. (Or maybe my computer sucks?)
I like the Ben Savage picture better.
This was just plain hilarious:
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:21:01 (#)
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it looks like you're keeping nightwalkers under your bobushka.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-08-28 20:26:57 EDT (#)
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Who's the boss of H.D.2?!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-08-27 15:15:44 EDT (#)
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they all look like me, hidden.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-27 14:02:09 EDT (#)
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you actually do look like quite a few different celebrities.
what a stud.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-08-27 12:09:19 EDT (#)
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at least it isnt steve buscemi
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-08-27 12:08:35 EDT (#)
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Someone do a "Mr. Blonde" from Reservior Dogs version. Michael Madsen . . . I can see it.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-08-27 12:08:02 EDT (#)
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hahaha fuck you domenad.
1point21: yeah that was a kickass post, i fit right in in PC, im nice and trashy
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-08-27 12:06:43 EDT (#)
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You did a crappy job on my windshield. I want my dollar back.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-08-27 12:05:14 EDT (#)
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Panama City, Florida: Land of the free, home of the white trash
One of my favorite posts - http://www.ubersite.com/m/39159
I haven't read the comments, but I bet a whole bunch of Uberchicks think you're hot shit.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-08-27 11:59:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-08-27 00:30:51 (#)
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remind me again... PCB?
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Panama city beach, vanilla
I can definitely see the resemblance to bill murray
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-08-27 10:24:27 EDT (#)
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You look like Bill Murray.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-08-27 07:36:12 EDT (#)
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ouchouchouchouchouchouch! On the sternum?! Ow.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-27 02:26:43 EDT (#)
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I bet he could carve a turkey with that nipple.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-27 02:12:50 EDT (#)
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that's a mighty sharp nipple.
Submitted by Your Secret Admirer at 2004-08-27 02:03:07 EDT (#)
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Nice pic....but I miss the curls.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-27 01:32:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-27 00:05:03 (#)
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you gots perky nips.
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I don't know why that struck me as particularly funny, but I can't stop laughing.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-08-27 01:21:28 EDT (#)
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People call this sexy? Hmm.... Nah I'd go more for... hideous? Is that the word? Oh wait, beautiful. That's it. You're beautiful baby. :)
Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-08-27 00:30:51 EDT (#)
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remind me again... PCB?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-08-27 00:21:13 EDT (#)
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vanilla- PCB kicks ass.
bring it on herpes. gimme the whole nine yards
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-27 00:12:00 EDT (#)
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and another plus 2 for the hardest working man on ubersite.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-27 00:05:03 EDT (#)
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you gots perky nips.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-08-27 00:01:56 EDT (#)
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When I actually have time to photoshop this... I'm going to make you wish you never posted this picture.
+2 for some motivation
Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-08-26 23:58:01 EDT (#)
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Titanic 2 - Jack didn't drown.. he washed up in panama.
Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-08-26 23:56:52 EDT (#)
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I think it's the hair... and that half squinting thing you've got going. Very titanic. The ocean helps too.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-08-26 23:55:14 EDT (#)
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hmm, someone else said something about L. dicaprio to me the other day, i dont see it.
Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-08-26 23:52:19 EDT (#)
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ohhh by the way... mick, i'm not so sure your right about the european meaning of babushka.... in russian that means grandma. Somehow, I don't think thats his grandma tied around his head.... but I could be wrong.
No, I couldn't be.
Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-08-26 23:51:03 EDT (#)
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Can I make a Leonardo Di Caprio (minus the tats) referance here...?
Your cute! even thought i'm not into tats that much... cute none the less. Awww...
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-08-26 23:50:51 EDT (#)
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thanks stoner's pot palace. bob rules
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-08-26 23:48:01 EDT (#)
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when i was about 15 i pierced them on a whim (which i took out soon after), and they have always been a bit erect since then.
Submitted by Stoner's Pot Palace at 2004-08-26 23:48:00 EDT (#)
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there's no way you have bob marley on your shoulder. +2 just for that
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-26 23:46:10 EDT (#)
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At least you don't look like Ben Savage anymore.
Your pointy nipples scare me.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-08-26 23:40:08 EDT (#)
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hot
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-08-26 21:20:15 EDT (#)
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stabkill: good point, i did break a very good friend/ex roommates clavical once! (on accident of course, i was trying to brain the fucker!)
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-08-26 21:14:07 EDT (#)
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Haha... Yeah, you don't look like Ben anymore.
Caulaincourt, I do see a slight resemblence to Russell Crowe too... So you aren't way off base.
How many friends have you bitten and/or punched in the face, Insane? Maybe you have more in common with him than you think!
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-08-26 21:10:14 EDT (#)
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you excite me.
to the point of photochop combustion. serriously it crashed about a dozen times while i was trying to mangle your mug.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43073
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-08-26 21:04:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:17:52 (#)
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Your shoulders excite me.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-08-26 20:33:02 EDT (#)
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now if only i had a cleft chin
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-26 20:28:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-26 20:17:25 (#)
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Nator, the Dutch don't have a word for 'sexy'!?
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ahahahahahahaha
yes, he is a sexy man. sexy, sexy, sexy.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-08-26 20:23:00 EDT (#)
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Call his hair 'geil' then, if you must.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-26 20:17:25 EDT (#)
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Nator, the Dutch don't have a word for 'sexy'!?
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-08-26 20:09:38 EDT (#)
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Aaah braids, thank you, I knew they weren't quite dreads but was not aware of the proper word to describe them. There exists no word in Dutch for your current hairstyle.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-26 20:01:04 EDT (#)
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Sweet, Charlie didn't get you
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:36:28 EDT (#)
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This is a fake, right?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:36:02 EDT (#)
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nator- technically they are braids, not dreads but thanks all the same
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:33:58 EDT (#)
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CAPTAIN RON!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:33:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:24:10 (#)
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mick: eh? flew right over my head. is that a dig at my new summer hairdo??
yea it is a dig at your hair....from a guy who has none.
nightwalkers are worms and a bobushka is what eastern european(polish mostly) call the hankie they tie to their heads to protect their do.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:33:16 EDT (#)
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That's some pretty lame tattoos, though I think the dreads look pretty cool on you.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:32:10 EDT (#)
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excuse me there shandy, how do you know im not referring to hd2 as in yourself and me???
ok fine, i am the best 1/3 of hd3
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:29:33 EDT (#)
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ahem! i thought it was the hd3 now!
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:26:38 EDT (#)
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Hoorah, i'm the first and probably the shittest one to do it.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=109356275059123307
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:24:10 EDT (#)
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mick: eh? flew right over my head. is that a dig at my new summer hairdo??
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:21:53 EDT (#)
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bring it on, godloves! ;) i'd like to see that if you get a chance.
Val, thanks thanks. i conditioned my shoulders to look like that, purely for the purpose of exciting E-babes (such as yourself)
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:21:01 EDT (#)
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it looks like you're keeping nightwalkers under your bobushka.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:18:15 EDT (#)
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Only a hilarious move made in 1993 featuring Captain Ron (Kurt Russell) driving a hapless family on a summer vacation!
Basically you look like a pirate. You're lucky I'm not at work or you'd get the old eye patch photoshop with an "ARgh!"
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:17:52 EDT (#)
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Your shoulders excite me.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:14:53 EDT (#)
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YOU HAVE A RICKY WILLIAMS TATTOO!!!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:10:51 EDT (#)
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Godloves- you hit it right on the head. Who's captain Ron though?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:09:46 EDT (#)
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Russel Crowe?? Now that's a stretch I think.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:08:49 EDT (#)
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I bet the whole time you were posting this, you were internally thinking "I must prove I don't look like Ben Savage."
Well you don't. You look more like Captain Ron.
Bob Marley kicks ass.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:08:37 EDT (#)
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Wash your hair, man.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:04:50 EDT (#)
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Hey Russel Crowe, put on some weight
Submitted by Xena (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:04:23 EDT (#)
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well, you can lose a little shame, I give you +1 for the tattoo on your shoulder
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:03:43 EDT (#)
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I LOVEEE ITTTTT.
Eh?