It just snuck up on me and I don't like it. (626 hits)
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Submitted by GassyGirl73 (View user info) at 2004-08-26 19:50:45 EDT
There are many things, ideas, theories, etc. in life that I will never understand. I'm fine with that. Some things I guess my brain just can't handle - Physics, for example. I just can't do it. Never have been able to, never will.
One thing you'd think I would completely understand is being a Woman. Mainly because I am one. I consider myself at age 26 (will be 27 in one month) a grown woman. I am a homeowner and a "Young Professional" if you will. So it seems I should have a handle on at least this one thing in life. I just don't.
Women do some of the strangest things and have the craziest motivation for doing these things. I am included in this group, which I hate to admit. It could be a spur of the moment shoe shopping spree or a midnight desire for something sweet that I don't have in the house. I could be sleeping - in a dead sleep - and wake up with the motivation to plant some zinnias in the backyard. What the fuck? Is my body telling me I need to nest because that is what I am here for? Is ovulation causing me to have these crazy ideas?
This kind of odd behavior has not effected me up until the past couple of years...and it came on slowly. Almost like it snuck up on me. And I am pissed about it.
I watched Terms of Endearment the other day. Great movie. I would not have watched this movie five years ago. Literally. I'm more of a Scarface, Goodfellas, Sopranos kind of girl. Now I have the urge to go rent Steel Magnolias. Very Scary. Very Scary indeed.
I'm going to fight these weird woman urges. I don't want to be a crazy girl. I like myself just the way I am - Cut it out body and I mean business.
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-01 11:40:59 EDT (#)
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Haahaha.
Such a girl.
I too was born in 77.
I don't have girly urges though.
'Cept my breasts!
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-08-27 12:06:39 EDT (#)
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I like the idea of describing the pictures from now on! Very funny.
Circe, there may be spaces, I'll start checking before I post next time.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-08-27 08:30:31 EDT (#)
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see this is what worries me, I meet a seemingly cool girl and bam next thing you know she doesn't like binge drinking anymore, and thinks steel magnolias is a good movie for us to watch. I am never getting married.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-08-27 07:46:43 EDT (#)
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I really liked this post (all of them). Maybe you could just DESCRIBE the picture, and we can all imagine it?
Submitted by Milkman (user info) at 2004-08-27 00:43:07 EDT (#)
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some of those birds throw up food for their bird children, and it's gross
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-27 00:00:11 EDT (#)
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Sometimes I get the insane urge to clean my house. I just lie down quietly and it usually goes away.
Are there spaces in the names of the files you're trying to attach?
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-26 21:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wouldn't be too worried until you start getting urges to read Fabio or Babara Cartwright romantic novels.
Then, if I was you, I would be seeking some serious therapy.
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-08-26 21:06:13 EDT (#)
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pttttttttt! (the sound of me sticking my tongue out and exhaling at the same time, commonly caled a "rasberry")
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-08-26 20:42:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-26 20:36:34 (#)
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'till then, I wait...
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Patience is a virtue.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-26 20:36:34 EDT (#)
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Funny because 77 was the year of the serpent in Chinese zodiac...I know becuase I too was born in that year.
BTW: "Women do some of the strangest things and have the craziest motivation for doing these things. I am included in this group, which I hate to admit." Of course you're included in this group, you are a woman. As soon as humanity evolves away from the genetic defect that is 'woman' the world can focus on completely blowing itself up with no regard to reason, 'till then, I wait...
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-08-26 20:27:12 EDT (#)
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Mad River. Or Snake River. Those are some bad-ass rivers.
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-08-26 20:27:11 EDT (#)
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1977 - The Year the King left.
Submitted by hummer_please (user info) at 2004-08-26 20:26:11 EDT (#)
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if the 73 in your name is your birth year, you're 31.
if it doesn't then... sorry for being a smart arse
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-08-26 20:23:20 EDT (#)
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Which River?
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-08-26 20:21:45 EDT (#)
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It's not like you can help it gassybutt. You have estrogen flowing through your veins, and there is where the evil lies. Extract the estrogen and throw it in the river. Then you should be o.k.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-08-26 20:16:32 EDT (#)
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heh, if you want to, take your picture, right click it, click edit, hit ctrl+a, then shrink it, save it and attach it.
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-08-26 20:01:33 EDT (#)
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Okay that was the last try - really.