You Guys Decide What I Write, an unoriginal UberPoll (481 hits)
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Submitted by Chief_Rugger (View user info) at 2004-08-26 21:12:00 EDT
Howdy All,
College is back in full swing at Good Ole UT, and I'm busier than michael jackson at chucky cheese. I write for the student newspaper here, and quite frankly I'm stuck on what to write. I've compiled a list of topics that I'd be interested in writing about, and I want you guys to pick what sees print. I'll post a link to the article if it actualy gets past the editors.
-Fat assed people with high pitched voices, or complaints about certain members of my family.
-University Budget cuts due to the Great Accounting Error of '04.
-Rugby life, parties, games, etc.
-Internet porn, or why don't you people just go outside and meet a 20 yr old cheerleader?
-Working on an Indie Film is harder than it looks.
-The Goatee: hip facial fashion or abomination from beyond the void, a study.
-The Second Annual Zombo Awards.
-TV/Movies that you've never heard of, and why Boondock Saints, Army of Darkness, and Rocky Horror aren't the only "Cult" flicks out there.
-Why Doom 3 made me cry like a little girl.
-Geeks in the Mist, my LAN party experiences.
-Serial Dating vs. Actual Relationship: The Debate.
-Darwinism, or why I need to go back in time and make your dad invent the condom.
-The Spirit Rock, my ticket to financial freedom.
-Chris Anselmo, Alcoholic since 8/31/04
-What to do with a defective roommate.
-Financial troubles got you down? Want a bigger member? Lovely Ladies in the barn! Need meds? Or why I'm going into advertising to find and kill the guy that invented spam.
-Internet addicts, or why I carry a lead pipe with me to comp labs.
User Reviews
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-19 19:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mention me and I will give you +2's forever!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-08-26 23:43:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He said he's having an orgy tomorrow afternoon and he'd love it if you stopped by.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-08-26 22:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wie dieses Sie anordnen kann Sie sein kann keines Nr. soviel anordnen, das Sie nicht ich Sie denken können sind das beste möglicherweise oder, Sie saugen jede Weise Sie sind, also kühl ich ich denke, daß i einmal einen Welpen hatte, aber ich ihn tötete, also Sie ihn kennen müssen wasnt meine Idee, auf Deutsch zu schreiben, also ein Sandwich sich bilden Sie und die Krusten esse und mir den Rest ja ja ja ja gebe
Submitted by Spiritoso (user info) at 2004-08-26 21:44:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
can I trade my wife in for two twentys and you got a masterbating mind
Submitted by CDizzle (user info) at 2004-08-26 21:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
birthday of spam:
december 20th, 1978
An ARPANET (government program that "started" the internet) user sent a notice to everyone on the system trying to persuade them to come look at a new model of mainframe that had been developed.
...he's still alive
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-08-26 21:30:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Quite fitting for you eh fetish ?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-26 21:22:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
-Internet addicts, or why I carry a lead pipe with me to comp labs.
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-08-26 21:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-08-26 21:15:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd try the goatee idea.
My thoughts exactly
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-08-26 21:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd try the goatee idea.