I have problems (621 hits)
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Submitted by <Thekellycafe.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-26 21:36:35 EDT
I have problems
being an accident is at the top of my list, but who am I to judge?
...back ground noise...
My wife and I have four childred, talk about evolving problem solving.
I named our childred after the alphabit. Not wanting to increase their vulnerability, I didn't just name them A, B, C, & D but Apple, Beet, Carrot and Dick. You see 3 girls and a boy. That's suppose to be some sort of luck in oriental circles, but again who am I to judge?
Ok, my first problem...I love my wife...but her Regina sucking up books forgetting about the rugs! Don't get me wrong reading is ok, if you want to live in anothers mind, because yours give you the creeps. It's not the reading so much as what it is she reads! Murder mysterys, serial killers. She's been drooling today as she is next on the list for Sue Graftons R is for Ricochet at the free word box. To summerize my problem...she's got to be close to commiting the perfect murder after twenty plus years of a love hate relationship...you do the math...Shit as I'm writing this crap she's ogling "Portrait Of A Killer" ,Jack The Ripper Case Closed...So you see my problem. I may never know and neither will you, but who am I to judge....
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-08-27 05:10:19 EDT (#)
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You should've named your kids 'Alpha', 'Bravo', 'Charlie', and 'Delta'. Then when your little girl's going down on me, I could yell, "Alpha is down. Repeat, Alpha is down!" And how totally cool would that be?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-27 05:09:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-08-26 22:53:42 (#)
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wie dieses Sie anordnen kann Sie sein kann keines Nr. soviel anordnen, das Sie nicht ich Sie denken können sind das beste möglicherweise oder, Sie saugen jede Weise Sie sind, also kühl ich ich denke, daß i einmal einen Welpen hatte, aber ich ihn tötete, also Sie ihn kennen müssen wasnt meine Idee, auf Deutsch zu schreiben, also ein Sandwich sich bilden Sie und die Krusten esse und mir den Rest ja ja ja ja gebe
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-08-27 05:05:25 EDT (#)
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Lets play pong...
me: . | *blip*
you: |. *blip*
me: .| *blip*
you:.| *bloop*
w00, method has the best ideas.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-08-27 04:53:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-08-26 01:54:18 (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-08-26 01:52:20 (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-08-26 01:51:38 (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-08-25 23:19:58 (#)
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SHUT THE FUCK UP
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-08-27 00:26:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-08-26 21:41:06 (#)
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Verily, it is a confrabulation through which bees must travel. Surely the acrimonious cantankerer monkey-vacuum randomly isn't? Of crouse! Tic-tacs adn peanutbutterjellytoast.
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'Nuff said.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-26 23:13:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-26 23:09:23 (#)
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I'm with yellowman on this one.
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hahahahahahahaha
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-26 23:09:23 EDT (#)
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I'm with yellowman on this one.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-08-26 22:53:42 EDT (#)
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wie dieses Sie anordnen kann Sie sein kann keines Nr. soviel anordnen, das Sie nicht ich Sie denken können sind das beste möglicherweise oder, Sie saugen jede Weise Sie sind, also kühl ich ich denke, daß i einmal einen Welpen hatte, aber ich ihn tötete, also Sie ihn kennen müssen wasnt meine Idee, auf Deutsch zu schreiben, also ein Sandwich sich bilden Sie und die Krusten esse und mir den Rest ja ja ja ja gebe
Submitted by Dale <daleywaters.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-08-26 22:24:30 EDT (#)
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So George W. Bush, this is what you get up to when you're not running the country. Get your finger off that button!
Submitted by Smithstudd (user info) at 2004-08-26 22:06:18 EDT (#)
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So I says Pardon.......
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-08-26 21:41:06 EDT (#)
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Verily, it is a confrabulation through which bees must travel. Surely the acrimonious cantankerer monkey-vacuum randomly isn't? Of crouse! Tic-tacs adn peanutbutterjellytoast.