Ubertherapist is Back and taking on Fetish's Schizophrenia (757 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.22 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (View user info) at 2004-08-26 21:41:29 EDT
Me: So how many Fetishes/Feti are there?
IHAKF 1: I don't know.
IHAKF 2: I lost count.
IHAKF 3: As long as they are all gay, who cares?
Me: OK. Thats a bit odd. How did this all come about?
IHAKF 1: Well, it beats me. People must think I'm cool.
Me: <snickers> Yeah, I bet THATS it.
IHAKF 2: Hey, I think Fetish is hot.
Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAYYYYYYYYYYYYY. We've got a room full of queerbates.
IHAKF 3: <jerking off in the corner, rocking back and forth slightly and moaning>
Me: Hrmmm. Looks like all the clones are getting gayer than the original. What gives?
IHAKF 3: <blows load and collapses>
IHAKF 2: <rushes to catch 3's load in mid air>
Me: What the fuck? Tell me, who touched you? Show me on the dolly.
IHAKF 1: <insert witty comeback>
Me: Oh really, boo fucking hoo.
IHAKF 2: May I blow you?
Me: No you may not. Why are you all gay and retarded?
IHAKF 1: I was dropped on my head as a child with my mouth open on an enormous cock. Thats why I like it so much.
Me: Fair enough. Now get the fuck outta my office and stop reproducing.
IHAKF 2: Hey wait! Look at me!
Me: I said good day.
User Reviews
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-01 08:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-08-27 10:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
C'mon Lee.
This was shite.
Are you testing that theory we were discussing?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-08-27 10:04:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh my goodness. Did you do that on purpose?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-27 04:05:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you suck
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-27 03:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GOOD GOD PEOPLE!!!!!!!
I am as sick of reading shit about Fetishas I was of the fucking Macarena(sp) in the 90's!
STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP
ENOUGHENOUGHENOUGHENOUGH
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-26 22:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I found this to be rather funny.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-26 22:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ooooh yellow man just said that your mother smells like asparagus!!
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-08-26 22:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wie dieses Sie anordnen kann Sie sein kann keines Nr. soviel anordnen, das Sie nicht ich Sie denken können sind das beste möglicherweise oder, Sie saugen jede Weise Sie sind, also kühl ich ich denke, daß i einmal einen Welpen hatte, aber ich ihn tötete, also Sie ihn kennen müssen wasnt meine Idee, auf Deutsch zu schreiben, also ein Sandwich sich bilden Sie und die Krusten esse und mir den Rest ja ja ja ja gebe
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-08-26 22:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry, but I didn't like this at all.
Submitted by krushul (user info) at 2004-08-26 22:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-08-26 21:46:25 (#)
Ranking: -1
meh, the classic mixup of multiple personality disorder and schizophrenia.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-08-26 22:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs more cowbell.
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-08-26 22:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fucking lier, Donkey. Get off my post. Everytime I write something you come along and fucking grab all the attention. DIE!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-26 21:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stabkill= Gold
Seriously, that is what I did for a job before. Except it was for Governor.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-08-26 21:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Val--------->
SunJunkie04: Stupid poll smoker
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What does this mean?
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SunJunkie04: Excuse me sir.
Random Walker01: Yes?
SunJunkie04: Who will you most likely vote for? John Kerry or George W. Bush?
Random Walker01: Uh....Bush.
SunJunkie04: <Check marks a box on a sheet of paper on a clipboard.>
Random Walker01 leaves.
SunJunkie04: <Grabs paper from clipboard, rolls it up,lights it and proceeds to smoke.>
THAT is a poll smoker.
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-08-26 21:52:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I can't work out what is cooler, all of Fetish's different aliases, or all the posts bagging them out.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-26 21:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
with giant jaw he can take a thousand cocks in. That's what god designed him to do.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-26 21:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SunJunkie04: I just made a post with sunjunkie
SunJunkie04: Its about fetish
Danzig IIII: did you.
SunJunkie04: I did
Danzig IIII: Good
SunJunkie04: Its such a shit post
Danzig IIII: is it? well SJ is a fag
Danzig IIII: he cant read either
SunJunkie04: I know
SunJunkie04: He obviously has a small penis
Danzig IIII: obviously
Danzig IIII: he probably wears a wig sometimes
Danzig IIII: to transform himself into a cool donkey
SunJunkie04: And a thong
Danzig IIII: or something
Danzig IIII: yeah totally
SunJunkie04: What a fag
SunJunkie04: I bet he likes guys
Danzig IIII: totally
Danzig IIII: he likes the peener
SunJunkie04: Stupid poll smoker
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-08-26 21:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can, but I'm lazy.
Submitted by Spiritoso (user info) at 2004-08-26 21:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
double dose of artain recommended and defrosting of your mind
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-08-26 21:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
meh, the classic mixup of multiple personality disorder and schizophrenia.
no offense, but you can do better