What do men want from us? (796 hits)
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Submitted by Midnight_Laydee (View user info) at 2004-08-27 06:42:04 EDT
This is something that really puzzles me. Men always go on about how women are so complicated and they don't understand us, blah blah blah...but what about them? I'm not gonna tell you any particular story at this point, I'm just having a bit of a rant for the hell of it.
Someone sent me an e-mail with the picture that I've attached to this post (see below) and it gave me a bit of a laugh...and then got me thinking (I'm bored at work again, gimme a break!)
Anyway, is that really all men want from women? 2 tits and a pussy? Coz there's all that garbage about new age men and them being just as sensitive as women, wanting the same things like good conversation, a companion, etc...but is it all just a load of tripe? Or have we gotta start treating men as we would want to be treated as a woman?
Forgive me for saying so, but I just want a man to be a man, nothing more and nothing less than expected. I don't want him to start blubbering on my shoulder when he's watching a film (I don't even do that!), complaining that his hair's gone frizzy or that he's got PMT so I have to be nice to him...I just want him to do man's stuff, you know: perv at women with big tits, spit in public, urinate standing up, treat me well and give me a damn good seeing too when I need one!
In the hope that that's not too much to ask, I'm still confused about what the hell men want from us. Can anyone help me out?
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-03 09:52:54 EDT (#)
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Mostly, we just want some easy pussy.
Submitted by Double-Disorder (user info) at 2004-08-30 09:16:05 EDT (#)
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let me search for your answer
*searching: What do men want from us?*
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SEX!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-30 09:01:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AliquisDeus (user info) at 2004-08-27 14:21:24 (#)
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"To NetProphet: I feel you, brother, but you need to chill, for your own good. Complaining about the establishment isn't worth the breath, you know this."
Read my reply again. I'm not complaining. There's nothing to complain about, because I don't have a problem finding women who respect me for being masculine, and I don't give the time of day to women who won't.
"To the lady: I can only tell you what I want, I'm no representative of the average man.
I want somebody to wash my back, listen when I feel like talking, shut up when I don't, and fuck me 'till I can't walk straight; all daily. Occasionally, I also like someone to strut for, fight over, impress. You didn't think I took up Muay Thai because it's fun, did you? But, like the reverend prophet says, a real man doesn't dance on command. Not even for T&A."
True dat. How'd you know I was ordained? =D
(Actually, I'm just ordained through ULC. Become a minister of all faiths in 3 minutes- it's free! http://ulc.org/)
"On Ass and Titties:
It just goes without saying. Don't buy into that fucked up mythology. Women judge men the same way. Just like women, if a man is attractive enough, nothing else matters. Chivalry is for the 99.95% of the male population that isn't attractive enough to ignore good manners. This would most everyone who's not me. Hahahahaha."
I'm afraid I have to disagree on this one. When dealing with women who are blazingly hot, you must understand that they are approached no less than 3,000,000,000 times a day by men of all different degrees of hawtness. Many, if not most of them will already have one or more steady boyfriends- and some still fuck around with different guys on the side in addition to all of that. (This isn't to say that there aren't blazin' women who aren't slores, but keep in mind that women want sex as much as men do, and when a supermodel can get whomever she wants, nine times out of ten she will.)
That said, a man who demonstrates the proper attitude will have infinitely more success than a man ten times more good looking with the wrong one. A hot woman KNOWS that not only do most guys think that her shit doesn't stink, they'll also eat a mile of it just to get to her ass. Because they have their pick of the litter, they've already fucked and dumped plenty of good looking men... and like any area of life, they are most attracted to what's most rare. What's rare for them is the guy who can walk up to her while she's surrounded by three better looking guys, be cocky and funny to the point of taking her interest away from them, out-alpha them if they try to "step", and then make her feel an emotional connection to him.
All of that can be learned by someone who was previously undesirable. Combine a "metro" look (a la "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy") with the badass attitude of a guy who's seen every pussy from here to Baton Rouge (i. e. unimpressed and doesn't have to prove himself to the women, but rather causes them to feel like they have to prove themselves to him), and finally, throw in a dash of understanding empathy... and now you're Arthur Fonzarelli.
But I will leave you with this- it's a hell of a lot harder than it seems. 98% of the male American populace have turned into "nice guys" who are actually AFRAID of women in some sense. If you're having confidence problems with the ladies (don't feel bad, 49 out of 50 men who are reading this fit the bill), try this- the "Crash and Burn" game. Go to your local mall or a social event where there will be girls that you DO NOT know and WILL NOT see again. Give them the cheesiest lines, the silliest shit off of the top of your head; go up to the hottest girl and ask her, "If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
The idea is NOT that you will take any of these women home (though it wouldn't be unheard of for a girl to respect your confidence in the matter). The idea is to go in balls-to-the-wall and never look back, shaking it off every time you crash and burn. Don't let it phase you at all. That's what will build your confidence in regular social situations and help you to "be yourself" without kneeling for every girl who walks by. When you perform this activity, don't fumble, stand up straight with your shoulders back (but not exaggerated), stride when you move (don't shuffle around like most guys do), leave your hands at your sides (but not in your pockets), and act like she's just one of the guys. In the words of Mr. Garrison from South Park, "It's only poontang."
Best of luck. Send questions to AIM name "prophet2uber" or e-mail address prophet.at.mislead.us.
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2004-08-27 17:32:21 EDT (#)
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We just want sex. You should all know that by now.
Submitted by AliquisDeus (user info) at 2004-08-27 14:21:24 EDT (#)
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To NetProphet: I feel you, brother, but you need to chill, for your own good. Complaining about the establishment isn't worth the breath, you know this.
To the lady: I can only tell you what I want, I'm no representative of the average man.
I want somebody to wash my back, listen when I feel like talking, shut up when I don't, and fuck me 'till I can't walk straight; all daily. Occasionally, I also like someone to strut for, fight over, impress. You didn't think I took up Muay Thai because it's fun,did you? But, like the reverend prophet says, a real man doesn't dance on command. Not even for T&A.
On Ass and Titties:
It just goes without saying. Don't buy into that fucked up mythology. Women judge men the same way. Just like women, if a man is attractive enough, nothing else matters. Chivalry is for the 99.95% of the male population that isn't attractive enough to ignore good manners. This would most everyone who's not me. Hahahahaha.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-27 13:19:23 EDT (#)
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Shit. NetProphet said that.
Only I could screw up copy/pasting.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-27 13:18:06 EDT (#)
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"You deserve better, and there ARE women out there who will respect a dominant male. In fact, a lot of women would far prefer to have a man who will stand up to her and put in his two cents rather than always agree with what she says to avoid being nagged."
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From a female point of view, the man has a very good point here.
Submitted by Endo_Fire (user info) at 2004-08-27 10:43:28 EDT (#)
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Amen NetProphet !
Way to tell it how it is . . .
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-27 09:57:52 EDT (#)
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The reason this all comes up is because in male/female social interactions, the female assumes a position of psychological dominance ninety percent of the time.
Don't believe me? It's true. Go to a night club and observe. It's the same pattern you see everywhere else in life, but exaggerated enough to be observable to the uninitiated. Men come up to hot women all night and buy them drinks, while they "screen" potential mates to meet their criteria. Man after man wastes dollar after dollar, and many of these hot women just throw away the telephone numbers they've collected after giggling over who's gotten the most with their girlfriends.
Men, on the other hand, put it all out on the line and get rejected again and again. To get laid as a woman, you must possess tits, a vagina, and the desire to get laid. Meet those three requirements and there will always be a man begging to fuck you somewhere out there. Shit, some women don't even need the first two.
The result? Women assert dominance while all the time whining about how they're being oppressed as a gender. Bullshit- women have had the power since day one, because they controlled the ability for men to get poontang. Even when women were mistreated in old school Rome and considered inferior, they still asserted psychological dominance over the men. Hence the phrase, "Behind every great man stands a great woman." The part left out from this quote is, "Fucking him in the ass while she takes what she wants and leaves him feeling guilty over the exchange."
Don't get me wrong, it's not women I'm bitter about. It's the lack of understanding on the part of the common person about how these interactions REALLY take place. Women are not at a disadvantage, nor have they ever been- because even when they didn't have the power to vote, the President of the United States still had to appease his wife's every whim to get some that night.
So to the men I say, fuck it! Stop letting your girlfriend tell you where to shop, where you're going that night, what you're wearing, and who you are! If your woman isn't treating you like an equal part of the relationship, you need to LEAVE HER, even if you've been married for some time. You deserve better, and there ARE women out there who will respect a dominant male. In fact, a lot of women would far prefer to have a man who will stand up to her and put in his two cents rather than always agree with what she says to avoid being nagged. You don't have to be a "nice guy" to get laid- and you need to stop buying women drinks, meals, and presents when she doesn't feel a need to reciprocate. I don't buy women drinks. I don't buy meals unless she's paying next time. I don't buy gifts unless she's deserved it- but a thoughtful gesture will go miles with a girl if she respects you for being a real man. Show her that you don't put up with shit-testing and screening, and when you've won her over, THEN you can leave the hand-written poetry under her pillow- the night AFTER you've given her the best cock of her life.
Grow a pair, and lead a more fulfilling life. To the women, I leave you with this: stop being catty, manipulative bitches. If you feel that men are egotistical chauvinistic pigs, if you feel that you have to empower yourself to take your female right, if you feel that what I've said here isn't true- you probably fit into this category. Women are far more guilty of vanity and egomania than men in the big picture, and let me tell you, it's a major turnoff.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-27 09:40:30 EDT (#)
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Well, I've only been with canadian francophone women which are known to be quite evil and fucked up in the head. Even immigrants who've been to the US, europe or somewhere else often tells me that.
So based on my personal experiences, I want women to get out of my appartment as fast as I'm done with sex.
+2 for the picture
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-27 09:24:46 EDT (#)
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Did I say Aj? I meant Fetish.
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-27 09:24:24 EDT (#)
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Look everyone AJ is in a cartoon
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-08-27 09:19:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Midnight_Laydee (user info) at 2004-08-27 08:29:03 (#)
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Geez, some people take things so seriously, it was only a light-hearted enquiry to see what people think! The only person who's made any sense here is Circe.
So, wanting you to be smart makes no sense?
Submitted by Dr. Stevenson <dr.stevenson.at.your.mom's.house> at 2004-08-27 08:34:15 EDT (#)
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It's not so much what we want as what we don't want.
We require women without:
rolls of fat
facial hair
psychotic personalities
Just having the T&A does not qualify.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-08-27 08:31:31 EDT (#)
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One word,
blowjobs,
nuff said.
Submitted by Midnight_Laydee (user info) at 2004-08-27 08:29:03 EDT (#)
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Geez, some people take things so seriously, it was only a light-hearted enquiry to see what people think! The only person who's made any sense here is Circe.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-08-27 08:27:54 EDT (#)
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"What do men want from us?"
to shut the fuck up and suck my dick. --- sr
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-08-27 08:08:17 EDT (#)
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No.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-08-27 07:39:34 EDT (#)
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..... :)
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-08-27 07:30:13 EDT (#)
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I want you to be smart.
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-08-27 07:26:02 EDT (#)
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i didn't even read this post, but i can give you a one word answer:
SEX.
stop whining and spread your legs.
Submitted by Midnight_Laydee (user info) at 2004-08-27 07:19:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by notwelcomehurr (user info) at 2004-08-27 07:09:59 (#)
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why don't you stop dating men with larger vaginas than you
yeah you say you want your man to be a man
then you obviously know what a man is
no one can say they want their woman to be a woman
because we don't know what you hags are or what you want
stick to sex and the city and get off the fucking internet
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Example of a man with a small cock. Fuck off.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-27 07:14:35 EDT (#)
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This endless discussion - what do men want, what do women want - is so tiresome. The question should be 'What do I want?' Just find a person who gives you what you want; there are six fucking billion of us. It's not that hard. Man, woman, llama, there is somebody who is perfect. It's not an equation, and there is no answer that fits every case.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-08-27 07:11:05 EDT (#)
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You want a man to be a man? Ok, i'll come over and bash you over the head, drag you back to my house and rape you while you're unconcious. First incarnation of man.
You'd prefer to have a man who wants you to cook, clean, iron, do all the housework, look after children, and do pretty much everything for him until he comes home from work and expects his dinner on the table, then either sits down with the paper and smokes a pipe in front of the fire, or watches the footy on the TV, or goes to the pub with his mates? Then demands sex when HE wants it?
Or, are you the kind of girl who wants a man who will take you out for dinner, offer to massage your aching feet after doing whatever you do all day, get you a hot water bottle when 'The painters are in', generally be a nice guy? He might SYMPATHISE when you have a headache, or try and TALK out of a situation instead of getting the shit kicked out of him by trying to prove he has the biggest penis in the bar.
The first one is a Mason. You can find them by the black briefcases they carry around carrying their regalia. They won't tell you what they do though... They just believe in an outdated system of social stature between genders, anomg other things.
I guess my point is you're a little out of date... Try the 1950's.
Submitted by notwelcomehurr (user info) at 2004-08-27 07:09:59 EDT (#)
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why don't you stop dating men with larger vaginas than you
yeah you say you want your man to be a man
then you obviously know what a man is
no one can say they want their woman to be a woman
because we don't know what you hags are or what you want
stick to sex and the city and get off the fucking internet
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-08-27 07:05:32 EDT (#)
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sex
Submitted by toddska (user info) at 2004-08-27 07:04:28 EDT (#)
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The two tits and a pussy thing are purely wrapping on the Xmas pressie. You look great under the tree and we cant wait to unwrap you.
As we get older we actually want to fully unwrap you and possibly may even talk to you. Pretty much a generalisation but it seems to be true in my case.
However even though you (me) may be with who you think to yourself is your ideal partner....you just cant help looking at and sometimes unwrapping other Xmas pressies.
Its why at this late twenties stage of my life I still believe in Santa.
I know this hasnt helped in the slightest and apologies if I have ruined Xmas for all the kids out there.