WWYRSW: Sexy Business Suits or Loose Hippie Bitches. (9113 hits)
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Submitted by WiLL ZoNE (View user info) at 2004-08-27 08:35:01 EDT
Since Reallybored is on an Uber-vacation, I've decided to take over the reigns of the WWYRSW (Who Would You Rather Sleep With) series with this gem: WWYRSW: Sexy Business Suits or Loose Hippie Bitches.
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Women, you know I love 'em. All types. Tall ones, short ones, nice ones, mean ones, skinny ones, really skinny ones...you follow? What's there not to love about women...well, everything... except when they give you sex!
So today we will look at two "types" of women, The Sexy Business Suit's and The Loose Hippie Bitches. The dress-up's versus the dress-down's. In a fistfight, I'm going to have to give the edge to the Pinstriped Urban workforce, but in a fistfight over Pot Brownies...Tie-dyed Earth Momma's always win.
So its up to you Ubersite, Who Would you Rather Sleep With; Sexy Business Suits or Loose Hippie Bitches?
Here are the vitals on each:
Sexy Business Suits:
Age Range: 24 - 65 (post college age to retirement)
Typical First Names: Janet, Carlyn, Helene, Mrs., Miranda
Profession: Glass Ceiling Washer
Plays: Various men, shot drinking contests
Hobbies: Polishing Stilettos, straightening hair, settling sexual harassment lawsuits.
Typically frequents: Cigar bars, Victoria Secrets, S&M clubs.
Fun Fact: These women are unable to smile, and they enjoy showing off cleavage.
Scary Fact: They survive on a diet of bottled water, equality, and male underlings.
Loose Hippie Bitches:
Age Range: 16 - 60 (High School age till Acid-Related death)
Typical First Names: Moonbeam, Daytripper, La-lai, Prisoner 655321
Profession: Candle and Incense Entrepreneur, Ex-Deadhead, Ex-Phish Phanatic, Rabid 'String Cheese Incident' fan.
Plays: woodwind instruments, gooky cookie.
Hobbies: Not shaving, pill popping, breast feeding and free love.
Typically Frequents: Open fields, people with "weed connections," pharmacies.
Fun Fact: Hippies always have weed hidden on/in them
Scary Fact: They've already slept with and stole everything from everyone you know.
The ball (ahem) is in your court.
Oh Uber, I vote for both at the same time...but you can't do that. If there is a tie, I'll be the deciding factor.
Will
PS: Ladies feel free to participate by choosing "Will Zone" as your answer, and explaining "why?"
User Reviews
Submitted by SunshineMBJ (user info) at 2004-09-06 02:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Business all the way.
Submitted by _Vanessa_ at 2004-08-31 17:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Will, babe, I must say that with the choices given, I choose you.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-30 19:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I vote for the hippie chicks...
is that chick breastfeeding 3 year olds??
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-08-30 17:40:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hippies
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-08-30 11:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tally:
Sexy Business Suits: 23
Hippies: 13
Will Zone: 3
Mr Burns: JMG114
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-30 08:47:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I came back just to see the evil buisness succubes.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-08-30 08:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Suit. Will you jackass Reallybored wasnt the only one to do WWYRSW i did it too and they were just as good. PS mine also had hotter chicks in. "
Well falco, reallybored came up with the idea and i gave him credit. so, there.
Will
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-29 02:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
those kids better leave some fucking breastmilk for me
Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-08-28 18:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Will zone, because of the masculine arms.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-27 22:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Suit. Will you jackass Reallybored wasnt the only one to do WWYRSW i did it too and they were just as good. PS mine also had hotter chicks in.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-08-27 22:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Loose hippies. Loose. Period.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-08-27 18:38:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gotta go with the suits. Because you know they take care of themselves underneath
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-08-27 17:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Loose hippie bitches!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-08-27 15:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
s.b.s
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-08-27 14:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-08-27 08:42:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
there's just something about a hottie in a business suit...
that just makes me want to rip it off.
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Amen, brother. Amen. Especially the hottie on the top right.
Heh heh. +2 for SPF.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-08-27 14:23:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gimmie the suits!
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-27 14:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-08-27 12:23:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Kristin...did you pick me?!!!!?!?!?
I'll be yo babies daddy.
lame
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BABIES?!?! There is only one. Yikes.
Fo shizzle.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-08-27 14:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Will Zone...for carrying on a sex post friday tradition.
FUCK SPT, GO SEX POST FRIDAY WOO!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-27 14:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aren't they a little old to be breastfeeding?
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2004-08-27 13:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Suits. I would welcome the domination.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-08-27 13:17:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hippie.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-08-27 13:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
business
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-08-27 12:36:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm down with the business suits...yum. My favorite part about coming to work is walking into the building and seeing the beautiful women wearing these clothes. Sometimes it's tough to leave the lobby!!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-08-27 12:29:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All business, all the way.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-08-27 12:23:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kristin...did you pick me?!!!!?!?!?
I'll be yo babies daddy.
lame
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-27 12:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that flute-boy's girlfriend?
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-27 12:10:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I choose secret option #3-jeans.
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Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-08-27 11:14:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
robot is funny.
doesn't it look like you can see a hidden message in the zeroes and ones.
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Yes, it does. I'm getting a headache from trying to make sense of it, though.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-08-27 11:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually prefer hippie girls, but I have this fantasy of marching into some hot, uptight business woman's office, throwing her on her desk, ripping her $600 suit apart at the front using her staple remover, exposing her full round breasts, cutting her business pants off with her scissors, painstakingly popping her panties off with the hole punch, and then absolutely destroying that ass (with my penis) while spanking her with a 3-ring binder.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-08-27 11:27:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Business bitches, no question. They are slutty whores who will suck anybody off for a promotion. I wish I was one, I would've banged my way to the front office by now!
Submitted by trees (user info) at 2004-08-27 11:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is a tricky one. A wise man considers the broader implications of his choices, performs cost-benefit anaylses, and maintains pratical sensibilities while choosing between suits and patchooli (however you spell perfume in hippie).
Taken at surface value, the suits win. They smell better and have matching lingerie. They also are more likely to excersize (there's a difference between 'wigging out' and 'working out').
HOWEVER.
You can hide the fact that you have money around hippies becuase they assume everyone else is broke like them. So they won't try and take it from you. They also come closer to acting like actual women. Suits are hyper-competitive, controlling, and arrogant. Those are masculine traits. The matching lingerie is the only girly thing about them. The bitch from 'Saving Silverman' is a great example. Hippies may share hygine standards with men, and might spew some feminist stupidity at you, but they still hold on to more of their femininity.
Plus, it takes WAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY less money to sleep with dirty hippies. =)
i'd take a nice dutch girl over either one though.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-08-27 11:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
robot is funny.
doesn't it look like you can see a hidden message in the zeroes and ones.
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2004-08-27 11:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Robot - I'm one of those.... need a tune up?
Submitted by Robot9598 (user info) at 2004-08-27 11:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-08-27 10:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Toot toot! Here I come willy!
Submitted by cowstastegood (user info) at 2004-08-27 10:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I take the hippies every time. Don't like the uptight suit chicks.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-27 10:50:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Business Attire without a second though. A good looking girl in a nice suit is smoking.
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-08-27 10:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
very tough call, though i'm leaning towards the suits
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-08-27 10:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Loose Hippie Bitches. No doubt.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-27 10:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a serious thing for buisness women. +2
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-27 10:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Profession: Glass Ceiling Washer
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thats great
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-08-27 10:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like well washed and slightly perfumed.
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2004-08-27 09:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aren't those kids a little old for breastfeeding? Why do i feel there's something wrong with that picture...
I'm done with hippies, give me the ball busting professional.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-08-27 09:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Definitely you Will Zone, because you would look so hot in that little blue number the hippie on the far right is sporting.
rawr
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-08-27 09:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I tried to find the hottest in each catergory for the picture...but I must say that there is a higher frequency of hot chicks in the business world than in the hippie world.
Though my favorite in the picture is the hippie with the dreads and the green shirt....mmmm.
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-27 09:23:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oops +2
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-27 09:23:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hippie
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-08-27 09:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hippy
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-08-27 09:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-08-27 08:51:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
The hell with these ladies. I want to fuck Mr. Burns.
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Submitted by Dr. Stevenson <dr.stevenson.at.your.mom's.house> at 2004-08-27 09:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to see a suit team up with a hippy.
But, I pick hippy.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2004-08-27 09:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When there are too many good choices on the menu I like to order one of each so as not to miss out on anything....
One of each please!!
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-08-27 08:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dated one of the ''loose hippie bitches'' in highschool. She wasn't loose, I'll tell ya that much.
Heh, heh, heh, heh.
Good post, Willy.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2004-08-27 08:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Suits. Yeah, definitely suits.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-08-27 08:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The hell with these ladies. I want to fuck Mr. Burns.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-27 08:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Business chicks.
Although, S.C.I. is quite good.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-08-27 08:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
parody is the sincerest form of flattery
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-27 08:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
suits
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-08-27 08:45:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to have to go with the hippies (excluding the breastfeeder) based solely on your selections. In the wild, I would probably have to go with the pin-striped "glass-ceiling washers." (I have no idea how you score this reply then.)
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-08-27 08:42:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
there's just something about a hottie in a business suit...
that just makes me want to rip it off.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-08-27 08:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Suits.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-08-27 08:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Same as whatever apollo said below...
+2 because you are willzone.
Submitted by Midnight_Laydee (user info) at 2004-08-27 08:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yo Will Zone, I'd have to say the Sexy Business suits win. Just hotter. Photos's are slightly misleading though: from your description, the hippy-types are scary but from the pictures a couple are total hotties (Top left and the one with the green top)
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-08-27 08:40:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-08-27 08:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hippy