Crazy Bitch - Part 2 (1736 hits)
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Submitted by Zandy1123 (View user info) at 2004-08-27 09:42:32 EDT
See Part 1 here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/42994
Psycho - Part 2
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A week later, I got a phone call.
"Hello?"
"Hi Andrew, this is Sarah. We met at the Rattlesnake last week..."
"Hey, Sarah...how are ya?"
"Oh...I'm good. Listen, I'm calling to get Ryan's phone number again. The napkin you wrote it on got wet and I lost the number."
I gave Sarah the number again and we proceeded to shoot the shit for a few minutes. She told me a little more about her time away at school and how difficult it has been to re-connect with her old friends now that she's back in her home town. Again, I sympathized because I didn't know anything or anyone when I first moved to the area a few years ago. I told Sarah that I would give her a call next time I went drinking with my friends - just to be friendly - so she could meet some people.
The conversation ended as innocently as it began and I went about my business not thinking anything of it.
A few days later, I was out with a bunch of friends, celebrating my buddy, Jerome's birthday. We were enjoying some pizza between beers when my phone rang...
"Ahoy hoy!!"
"Hello? Andrew?"
"Yeah...?"
"Oh, hey! This is Sarah. Listen, I was hoping you could do me a favor."
"Sure...shoot."
"I haven't smoked (weed) in months and I've just had a huuuge craving...can you help me out?"
At some point during our previous phone conversation, she must have picked up on the fact that I like to indulge from time to time. Being the helpful, trusting dude I am, I told her I would try to help her out, but seeing as how it was 10:30 on a Wednesday night, I probably wouldn't have much luck.
So, I made some calls - no dice, as expected. I then called Sarah back to give her the bad news. She seemed a little disappointed, so I invited her to meet up with my crew for some beers. Sarah accepted the invite and met up with us at the bar shortly after.
The scene at the bar was standard for a Wednesday and Sarah was just how I remembered her from the previous week when she first introduced herself - seemingly normal. She was, however, really bent out of shape about not being able to get her hands on some smoke. Yet again, I could sympathize because I've had such cravings, but I was throwing down beers left and right so I didn't really care.
After a few more beers, the party began to disband and I was stuck looking for a ride home. Luckily, my apartment was en route to Sarah's house - she offered to give me a ride.
The ride home was uneventful enough...well, except for the fact that while backing out of her parking spot, Sarah dragged the front-right corner bumper of her car alllllllll the way down the side of the car parked next to her. That was cool.
Then, as we approached my apartment, she started in again with the weed requests:
"Do you have ANY weed at your apartment? Anything at all? A bowl we could scrape? Anything???" She inquired.
I gave in - I had a little bit left that I was saving for a special occasion.
We pulled into my driveway and I invited Sarah up to my apartment. This was going to be a special occasion indeed...
--to be continued--
User Reviews
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-28 09:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
AUTO Zandy -2.
See? It's easy!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Mifuyne (user info) at 2004-09-02 14:35:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Like what the guy said below me, without all the profanity. You're evil! Eeeevil! Don't leave us on a cliffhanger like that!
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Submitted by causeican (user info) at 2004-09-02 13:29:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
write the whole fucking story you shitcakewankfucknut
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-10-21 15:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I keep hoping the NEXT crazy bitch will be about a psycho dog! They're all about a girl!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-10-21 14:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Crazzy bitches...They're all crazzy bitches.
Submitted by Mifuyne (user info) at 2004-09-02 14:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Like what the guy said below me, without all the profanity. You're evil! Eeeevil! Don't leave us on a cliffhanger like that!
Submitted by causeican (user info) at 2004-09-02 13:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
write the whole fucking story you shitcakewankfucknut
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-31 11:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so did you ever plan on finishing this, or are you just a wanker
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-08-27 13:42:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
STOP DOING THAT
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-08-27 13:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hurry up?! You're the one running in place...oh!
sorry...that was aweful :)
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-08-27 12:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hurry up
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-08-27 11:13:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Cummon man, CUMMON!!!
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-08-27 10:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
be patient folks! Part 3 won't disappoint (I hope) and Part 4 is even better...
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-27 10:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah... these feel like they're leading up to something great, but in and of themselves, are short and wanting of some real meat and potatoes, so to speak. Well, keep up the writing... I can't wait to see where this is going.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-08-27 10:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The crazy bitch takes your smoke and your dirt track?
I Guess i'll just have to wait.
Submitted by Awesome Jenkins at 2004-08-27 10:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wait...that's not witty
oooooohhhh...I get it!
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-08-27 10:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-08-27 10:12:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the wittiest comment I'll ever make.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-08-27 10:12:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the wittiest comment I'll ever make.
Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-08-27 09:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This had better have a good conclusion.