The Nazis were right! I was Bitched by a Jewess! (1305 hits)
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Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2004-08-27 17:02:31 EDT
Your friend Daniel Jaines here friends, retorting on real life as it happen!
This morning I was walking down the street and I saw a women who was HOT. Now I an a gentlemen and tried to be desecrate, by she had on one of those bodies than you not can't look at! So I was watching her and hoping I did not rise a banner in a pubic place when I walked right in to a poking meter!!!
It hit me right in the chest and hurt like you would not believe! The woman laughed and her beasts were juggling like crazy! I was angry and ferrous and could not stop licking at her!
Just like the novel German race warned us of, I was bewitched by a female Jew just like the evil Jewesses did to Hitler's Waffle SS!!!
And she was laughed an bouncing and saw me staring and she called ME a sock pervert and swore vagaries at me!!
And my emissions grew so intense with all the nixed feelings I was feeling that I started creaming and yelling and she ran away.
To my Christian shame I must admit her bullocks were fantastic!
Have good a good weekend my uber friends!
Ps - remember as I told late last night that the Jews own Coca-Cole and hide courses and hexes in the fancy written on the soda cans that hides HEBREW massages in the writing through clover backwards massing. I made this discovery AFTER finding a turf yes a piece of human waist in my cola
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-06-12 15:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-05-04 15:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hilarious
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-12 23:28:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
brill chant.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-04-13 01:05:04 EDT (#)
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Yeah that just about adds up.
Submitted by Herman (user info) at 2005-04-13 00:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
worth a chuckle. only because jews eat monkey anus.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-13 00:39:58 EDT (#)
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"Hitler's Waffle SS"
HhHhHhahahahahahaahahahahahhaahahahahah
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2005-03-29 12:16:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This story is a parable,
read between the lines to understand the profound message.
Preach on brother
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-09-23 15:14:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I was angry and ferrous..."
Stop, you're killing me!
Actually, don't. I love it.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-09-20 16:20:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"emissions grew so intense with all the nixed feelings I was feeling that I started creaming and yelling and she ran away."
haha. good stuff.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-09-20 15:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Aryan Aussie at 2004-09-12 07:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes the Nazis were right...
Submitted by KingHFB (user info) at 2004-09-12 06:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
"get a banner in a pubic place"
teeheeheeheee you said pubic
oh wait
and beasts
teehee
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-09-12 06:39:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-09-12 05:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
her beasts were juggling like crazy!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-30 11:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
tted by Valhalla (us
Racism can be funny. This is not one of those times. Po
orly written, and just lame.
77777
You're are like a solder in the ditches of WW1 with all the shots going over you head!!!
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-29 23:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Submitted by Valhalla (user info) at 2004-08-29 23:10:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Eh, I changed my mind, -2 + 2 = 0"
Only your first review on any post counts Valhalla, so this post will always be -2 as far as your review is concerned.
Submitted by Valhalla (user info) at 2004-08-29 23:10:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Eh, I changed my mind, -2 + 2 = 0
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-29 23:08:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Before I realized this was a form of sarcasm i was going to
-2 this... BUT it was humourous.
Submitted by Valhalla (user info) at 2004-08-29 23:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Racism can be funny. This is not one of those times. Poorly written, and just lame.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:59:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You ain't my friend fuckwit, you're my enemy. It's good to hear that you're drinking shit as well as eating it. One day all the hate you're carrying will turn into cancer motherfucker. When it kills you I'll be pissing on your grave you worthless piece of shit.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
come take a look at my part two of what you seemed to enjoy.
nice story for you, also.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-27 22:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For this, I laughed hard.
Submitted by BonesForBucks (user info) at 2004-08-27 21:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I almost started crying while reading this. I laughed. Hard.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-08-27 19:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-27 19:01:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
What the hell do people find worthwhile in this tripe?
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To hell with this jack-around, this ruled.
Submitted by screaney (user info) at 2004-08-27 19:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
litter airy master peace... i love this work. i complete in agreement about the jewish greeds of moneta...monumenta....moni...they have a lots of cash. i tries to explain this to a friend. he even say that the ...and i quotation here "the jew is using the black as muscle against you". i am firmly in believing this. watch for these dangers daniel!!!!
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-27 19:21:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
up.
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-27 19:21:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by NetProphetthehell do people find worthwhile in this tripe?
Don't aggitate me or I will come to your house (in the colored part of town I bat) and fuck your ass
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-27 19:01:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the hell do people find worthwhile in this tripe?
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-27 18:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-27 18:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm still laughing.
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-27 18:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SubmittHere's my guess:
You purposefully mis-spell words, then use the spellchecker to pick a similar but wrong word.
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you are trying to cut open the golem goose!!! Stop maxing fun of me!!!
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-27 18:06:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Aval her BOLLOCKS were fantastic? SHE WAS A DUDE?! Dude... EWWWWWWWW!
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You goon I mean her rare end.
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-27 18:05:13 EDT (#)
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steven son I mean
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-27 18:04:13 EDT (#)
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How can you abuse me of being a Jew when you I am taking about the bewitch craftiness of a Jewess.
You minus too me?
I will cut you down an hunt your balls of for that!!!
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-08-27 17:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you mean her BOLLOCKS were fantastic? SHE WAS A DUDE?! Dude... EWWWWWWWW!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-08-27 17:53:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very solid +2 material.
Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2004-08-27 17:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Damn Heb's
Submitted by Dr. Stevenson <dr.stevenson.at.your.mom's.house> at 2004-08-27 17:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
jew
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-08-27 17:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's my guess:
You purposefully mis-spell words, then use the spellchecker to pick a similar but wrong word.
Result?
Ambiguous hilarity.
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-08-27 17:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nazi Know it alls.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-27 17:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
god, i love it. i laugh until i cry.
more!
Submitted by Xena (user info) at 2004-08-27 17:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are a bizzare, Bizzare little man!
You get +2 for making me laugh
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-08-27 17:16:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oddly entertaining
Submitted by Theo Huxtable at 2004-08-27 17:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You should get that dyslexia thing taken care of.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-08-27 17:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are a hollow evil fucked up individual.
But I laughed my ass off.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-08-27 17:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Paging Dr. Freud....
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-08-27 17:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a terrible, terrible post.
However, I laughed so hard at the grammar and spelling that I nearly split my sides open.
I, for one, want to be the first to hear the next time something like this happens to you. A story about a 'desecrate' guy who 'not can't help' but 'rise a banner in a pubic place' because of a 'women' with nice 'bullocks.' THAT'S humor! Especially when they walk into 'a poking meter!!!'
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-27 17:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your posts are hypnotic, I can't stop laughing at this shit.