daniel jaines tribute (646 hits)
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Submitted by screaney (View user info) at 2004-08-27 18:17:48 EDT
i'm sorry everyone...but daniel jaines is an ubergod! i don't know why but there is a confluence in our humour perhaps. his humour on uber is terribly under-rated; i think maybe koolmang or shitfuck is the only other to recognize his great taste. everything he writes is so magnificently pieced that i cannot contain my conniptions of laughter whenever i read it.
this isn't meant to be a diatrybe, but why can't you people see the glory of daniel jaines? is his work not absolutely stunning. my favourite piece of his to date is: http://www.ubersite.com/m/40632 The Caucasan female & What I Believe.
to be perfectly honest, i can't read through these vast, fictional tundras of professional writing that so many other uber users are contriving. i need something coarse and disturbingly funny the likes of only daniel jaines and shitfuck can tell.
did i mention that daniel jaines and i met at the gay orphanage over a bottle of rye?
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Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-15 01:14:25 EDT (#)
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Notice how some girls will hate being touched by guys, yet they'll listen to 50-cent and Nelly, and rapist niggers like them?
Submitted by screaney (user info) at 2004-09-15 00:53:23 EDT (#)
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i'm not a racist. i actually paid for that 50 cent album last month.....jeepers...
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:35:31 EDT (#)
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He ain't the man, he's a worthless racist dickhead. Maybe his post are just shenanigans and not a real reflection of his views, but I'm never going to give a positive review to such blatantly racist drivel.
We all know what a racist Koolmang is, so that's why he likes Daniel Jaines posts. If you like them it means that you're a racist too, pure and simple.
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-27 19:41:20 EDT (#)
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I was not an organ my dad died when I was ten and then I when to live at Uncle Stones farm.
I will post boat it some times, telling the tale of how my dad died hoping to blot a black mans head right off with his shotgun.
I did not rite this as a good Christian man avows the sin of pride.
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-27 18:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You said it, hidden101
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-27 18:23:18 EDT (#)
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daniel jaines is the man.