who is the cooler black dude? (552 hits)
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Submitted by screaney (View user info) at 2004-08-27 18:47:56 EDT
i've never been hailed as a racist by anyone but my family members...and that hasn't been for a few years now. well, let me clarify if there are any misconceptions...i'm not a racist. atleast, i'm not racist towards human beings. gerbils however....ummm...that's another story.
let me move along here. i saw this movie last night called 'formula 51' starring non other that samuel L. jackson guy. it wasn't until after the movie that i thought, "sam jackson is one cool black dude". but how cool? i would compare him to laurence fishburne, who by the way, looks really dangerous too. if i had never known larry as an actor, then saw him on the street one day, i would become incontinent with fear from his blackness. he looks evil/dangerous...and black. take away his charismatic charm and cool demeanour and you have one bad-ass mo fo cracker-killa! plus, he's black.
so, i want to pose this question to all of you.....after seeing the following movies:
...and judging from character portrayals from the two actors...........
who is the cooler black dude: sam jack or larry fish ?
Samuel L. Jackson
pulp fiction (philosophising hit man with religious zeal)
unbreakable (crippled master-mind terrorist-dotard with a conscience and penchant for comic books)
formula 51 (kilt wearing ph D. chemist turned drug manufacturer)
Laurence Fishburne
apocalypse now (pansy-ass 17 year old gunner's mate 1st class)
the matrix (cerebral prophesising fatalist in dark leather)
event horizon (hallucinating starship captain who's been through hell)
biker boy'z' (abusive middle-aged ego-driven motorcyclist who forgot that he's 45)
PS. don't give me any crap about mr. denzel washington being harder or tougher because he won some award. he's a real softy and doesn't exemplify the tough/cool black stereotype. hell, he lacks any real archetypical negroid features. sucka!!
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Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2004-08-31 07:43:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-1 for writing a pretty crappy post
-1 for fucking with QueenAshlee
And probably Laurence 'cos he rocked as Morpheus.
(The first Matrix was the best of course)
Submitted by JungleJane (user info) at 2004-08-31 07:38:14 EDT (#)
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Samual L. Jackson. Seriously, I can't believe you even bothered asking.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2004-08-31 07:37:59 EDT (#)
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"MMMMmmmm, now that is a tasty burger". How can anyone not love sam?
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-31 07:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gotta be Samuel, no doubt.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-27 20:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Awww... Can't handle a bad review? Poor baby. And you're goddamn right I'm royalty....
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-27 20:18:04 EDT (#)
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wesley snipes in demolition man and... wtf is that movie called? with ice-t and chris rock and
the crack head?
Submitted by Dino (user info) at 2004-08-27 20:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm "SUPERFLY T.N.T", I'm the "GUNS OF THE NAVARONE". In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We're fuckin' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull."
Hands down Samuel
Submitted by screaney (user info) at 2004-08-27 20:05:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-27 19:55:42 (#)
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I logged in JUST to tell you to die. Don't you feel special?
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are you royalty or just inbred?
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-08-27 20:00:59 EDT (#)
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Jackson the Jedi. 'Nuff said.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-27 19:55:42 EDT (#)
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I logged in JUST to tell you to die. Don't you feel special?
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-27 19:45:19 EDT (#)
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And remainder that George Lucas is tuned into the turf!
What is the bad force in SW movies? The dark side. Dark as in black negro African American.
The man is a genus.
Submitted by screaney (user info) at 2004-08-27 19:29:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-27 19:26:23 (#)
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Submitted by xczar20x (user
you. Hence, you are a racist.
x person scrawney is no racist.But he is young like Luke Skinwalker in the Star Wares movies. With the proper induction and a good tuber he could be a racist, an great racist. I could be his Opie-Won.
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i axe septer you're toot ledge oh my grate padiwan in the ways of the dark, black slide...
Submitted by screaney (user info) at 2004-08-27 19:26:30 EDT (#)
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dayum...i gotz the dis yo!!! fuh shiza....
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-27 19:26:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by xczar20x (user
you. Hence, you are a racist.
x person scrawney is no racist.But he is young like Luke Skinwalker in the Star Wares movies. With the proper induction and a good tuber he could be a racist, an great racist. I could be his Opie-Won.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-08-27 19:25:06 EDT (#)
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Oops, I mean 'N the Hood. Need to work on my ebonics.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-08-27 19:22:30 EDT (#)
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-1 for mentioning Samuel Jackson without mentioning Fresh or Menace II Society
-1 for mentioning Fishburne w/o mentioning Boyz in the Hood or Deep Cover
That is all
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-27 19:21:44 EDT (#)
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Ali G
Submitted by jersey guy <ish.at.msn.com> at 2004-08-27 19:17:23 EDT (#)
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Ice cube is the man, no question. As far as cool he owns this topic all day.
But very funny.
Submitted by screaney (user info) at 2004-08-27 19:10:52 EDT (#)
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Daniel Jaines, you are too funny!!!! It's like God's personal comedian is speaking through you. Hats off to you sir!!!
Submitted by xczar20x (user info) at 2004-08-27 19:09:15 EDT (#)
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since an individuals race was in almost every sentence you wrote, i truely believe race is an issue with you. Hence, you are a racist.
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-08-27 19:07:04 EDT (#)
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Sammy...
Davis Jr.
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-27 19:06:38 EDT (#)
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I forgot to rat you.
Sam was good too in "Unbankable" because he was a Negro in a wheal chair who could be hurt easy and that is (unlike the ""REAL"" unempaired poor black of LF in the other film) wow we whites would LIKE to see the American balk man.
Submitted by screaney (user info) at 2004-08-27 19:05:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-08-27 18:59:29 (#)
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Why wasn't "Formula 51" called the "51st State" as it is in blighty?
Well?
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i'm not exactly sure but it has something to do with the producer cumming in a girl's mouth 51 times....
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-27 19:01:21 EDT (#)
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They are the sane guy!
No Fishborne was the more real because he stared was in a movie called "Always unnumbered" in the movie he play a black man living by bicycling cans and bottles a VERY real portent of the AMERICAN NEGRO.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-08-27 19:00:43 EDT (#)
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for trying too hard
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-08-27 18:59:29 EDT (#)
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Why wasn't "Formula 51" called the "51st State" as it is in blighty?
Well?
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-08-27 18:57:17 EDT (#)
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Mr. T pwns all.
But I'd have to go with Sammy