DoleLotto (740 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.33 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Andy Barr <zanz38.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2002-08-29 04:47:58 EDT
01 Enter Jobcentre and take numbered ticket from dispenser
02 Check LED wall display to see how many people are supposed to be seen before you
03 Check who's on the desks and give each a 'gestapo rating'
04 If someone's taken a ticket since you did, help yourself to another
05 Go outside and smoke a fag
06 Walk back in and take a few more tickets
07 Wait. Take the occasional ticket while you're at it
08 Think about the universe while memorising your ticket numbers, which are 78, 80, 82, 83, 85 and 86
09 Your first number, 78, is now being called by Adolf Hitler (Gestapo Rating: 10/10), so naturally you ignore the announcement. He moves on. "79" he says. No takers. "Aha, someone else is playing the game too," you realise
10 "80" says Adolf. That's yours. Keep your head down
11 "81" snarls Adolf, clearly irritated. Some idiot walks over
12 The blonde jobcentre chick (Gestapo Rating 5/10) has finished with her current punter and is getting ready to call. She's usually not too bad, but looks in a bit of a mood today. You notice that ponytail bloke (2/10) is also moving into call mode. You have a quick glance at your remaining numbers - 82, 83, 85 and 86 - and remind yourself that somebody else in the room is also playing.
13 Step 13: "82" says blonde chick. Do you settle for her? No, you decide to hang in there. You check Ponytail bloke. He's almost ready!
14 "83" says blonde chick
15 "84" says blonde chick. Whoever's got 84 doesn't want her either. You suspect this player - your rival - owns ticket 87, and is also waiting for ponytail bloke
16 "85" says blonde chick. Come on, come on, come on...
17 "86" says ponytail bloke. Bingo. You have won a game of Dole Lotto
User Reviews
Submitted by Zanz38 (user info) at 2002-08-29 08:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dole is state benifit money given to sit on your arse
Submitted by Zanz38 (user info) at 2002-08-29 08:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck knows got it from an e-mail, if it is nicked from a web site i put a link or say the site name. but hey ho it's there to make ppl laugh
Submitted by Chunk (user info) at 2002-08-29 08:07:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yidele, ALL your stuff is nicked so who are you to comment.
Submitted by yeahright <or.at.not.com> at 2002-08-29 08:00:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not nicked off www.seethru.co.uk at all then?
Submitted by ISuck (user info) at 2002-08-29 07:43:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What is dole please.
Submitted by Zanz38 (user info) at 2002-08-29 05:43:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
being on the dole i managed to blagg a compaq deskpro EN and a ADSL line all free lol
Submitted by Chunk (user info) at 2002-08-29 05:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Worried about how you know this and yet still have access to a work computer, only kdding mate, made me chuckle.