Jewtoast: Coast to Coast (2072 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: 1.78 on 61 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jewtoast <Jewtoast2000.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-28 03:03:46 EDT
On a side note, if anyone wants to get a gmail account, email me at jewtoast2000.at.yahoo.com. I own Google.
User Reviews
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-07-27 18:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This still rocks.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2005-07-27 15:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, this required what probably seems like an insane amount of effort. I'm honored.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-07-27 15:03:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thought I'd rated this the first time I saw it.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-27 12:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love it when people link to this post.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-05-29 07:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
JewToast reminds me of Ken Bigley.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-29 07:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-05-10 15:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds like Jewtoast has an inflated ego.
But don't we all?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-10 15:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-10 15:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-01 13:33:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
do you own several island?
Why the fuck is that funny?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-08 16:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What happened to JewToast?
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-09-09 03:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent! I laughed my ass off.
Although it would have been a little funnier if it hadn't been Uberized, so to speak. Do more of these, but don't involve Uber users next time. (Even if they deserve it.)
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-09 02:58:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jewtoast makes my penis tremble
Submitted by JewToast. (user info) at 2004-09-01 05:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just purchased Boredatwork.com with some loose change I found in my trousers. This most definitely is going up there.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-09-01 05:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This fucking rocked, but it's not B@W. No-one outside of uber can appreciate the JewToast / Kaelic thing.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-08-31 04:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about Shank
User id: 11699
Registered on or around: 2004-08-29 03:18:47
# Messages posted: 3
# Reviews written: 35
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 34
# Hits: 364
Average rating of all messages: -1.63
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Don't take him seriously, this fucking rocked
Bored at work, bart. Bored at work.
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-08-31 04:02:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shank (user info) at 2004-08-31 03:58:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jew toast you scare and amuse me, and I hope thats not you because you look absolutely nothing like toast, way to ruin my dreams, I imagined a piece of toast sitting on a chair in court.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-08-31 03:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This rocks so hard my left nut just fell off, bounced off the floor, and went right back to its original spot in my sackola.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beyond brilliant.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-08-28 08:30:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
I want Jewtoast for breakfast.
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With chocolate syrup.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-29 16:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2004-08-29 12:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Classic, you never fail to amuse me.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-28 22:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This would be a solid 2 if the text wasn't all smudgy and hard to read.
Still, an excellent, hilarious post.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-28 22:09:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Might be it...
I cried at work today. No real reason. I just began to sob in front of about fifteen people. And I don't mean a few tears and a little squeaking. I'm talking red face, chest heaving, incoherent babbling, puffy eyes, mascara everywhere, BAWLING. Now they all think I'm crazy.
Submitted by Loren (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have JMG114 over right now, and he booted up my bf's computer JUST for this post.
Meaning, he thinks it's hysterical (at least in his slightly buzzed head). And I agree.
George, I HATE alter-user names, and I wish they would stop, but this was awesome.
Kaelic isn't a vagina though (those are great, so I hear)- on the contrary - he's simply a prick. :-)
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Ashlee, those hormone changes are affecting your sense of humor.
Keep it in perspective Mama-2-B
Submitted by Jaineix (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I want a MonkeyToast now...that was great JewToast!
Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-08-28 19:56:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Goth Kaelic, bahahah
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-28 19:35:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
do you own several islands?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-28 19:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jewtoast, I highly advise you to sue Reallybored and make a settlement for his spot on the MVA.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-28 16:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice one, J.T.!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-28 14:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm crying.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-08-28 14:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, awesome
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-28 13:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by PornoGuyOntheCouch (user info) at 2004-08-28 12:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more porn
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-08-28 12:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I admit it, I chuckled.
Submitted by GlitchCowman (user info) at 2004-08-28 12:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JEEBUS CHRIST JEWTOAST!
Ouch.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-08-28 11:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-28 11:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA ha haaaaaaaaaaa. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Submitted by alienlifeform (user info) at 2004-08-28 10:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like towelie. He's my friend. Don't forget your towel!!!!
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-08-28 10:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Was funny, but probably would only be so to those who know the people involved. Doubt Bart will ever put posts like this on B @ W
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-08-28 09:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jewtoast, I want to sue one of my friends for being a huge asshole. Can I do that?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-28 09:42:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gold. Fucking gold
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-08-28 09:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-08-28 08:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is it just me or is the quality of the posts goingup recently?
this fucking ruled.
KAELIC = PWNED.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-08-28 08:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want Jewtoast for breakfast.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-28 08:25:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 for badass photoshop skillz.
-2 for being mean and fueling the ever-increasing drama.
0.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-08-28 07:55:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Owned.
Submitted by somethingorother (user info) at 2004-08-28 07:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When real-JewToast showed this to me, I told him not to post it because it was unufnny and would destroy the JewToast franchise.
You bastards made me wrong. >=(
+2 for Goth Kaelic, that shit was so funny.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-08-28 07:14:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-28 05:58:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best post I have ever seen on Ubersite.
Well... that and anything by Jared.
Oh man, this post totally gave me a raging hard-on.
Jewtoast rules.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-28 05:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If this doesn't get on B @ W, there is no God.
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-08-28 05:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lmao, you don't know how funny this is drunk
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-08-28 04:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-28 03:58:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great stuff!
Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2004-08-28 03:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best. Show. Ever.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-28 03:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-28 03:14:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would nominate this for B@W, but none of those bastards would quite understand this lowly Ubersite tripe.
I mean this is one of the funniest things I've read in a while.
Submitted by ewlong3 (user info) at 2004-08-28 03:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, it;s 3AM, i just got home. im pretty hammered, yet i can relate to evertying in this post. i wish there was a plus 32 for this, because
1) space ghost rocks.
2) this was funny.
3) im pretty hammered.
so in conclusion ,plus 2 for you jew.
PS: you need a haricut, bitch.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-28 03:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I should -2 this for making my cheeks hurt. Jewtoast, will you have my babies?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-08-28 03:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't care if Ned Flanders is the nicest guy in the world. He's a
jerk -- end of story.
-- Homer Simpson
When Flanders Failed