Big pimpin (702 hits)
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Submitted by NecroFeelYa (View user info) at 2004-08-28 17:51:24 EDT
Family is a funny thing. They say you cannot choose your family, but what about your godfather. That was a choice made by your parents. Sometimes for better often for worse. Here is one example of the latter.
Just today I decided to check the local news station for my old hometown. Portland OR represents!
I noticed a little something funny on the website. My godfathers tanning salon with the heading. "Prostitution ring" hmmmmmm I better investigate this.
So I download the news clip and see my godfathers face plastered all over the news. He was running a prostitution ring. He owns 5 of these "Tanning salons" all up and down the Portland area. With this knowledge I decided to email my father. Who happened to be the one that decided he was my godfather.
"Dear Dad.
A funny thing happened today. I saw my godfather pimpin hoes in Portland. I think we need to talk about the decisions you make and the friends you keep. Write me back.
Eddie."
I sent the e-mail out and began laughing my fucking ass off about the whole situation. It all made too much sense. His three Harleys, his Porsche 959, his gigantic gun collection. Funny funny stuff. Then something struck me. You see back in the summer of 1999 while eagerly awaiting both the Y2K and the Dreamcast I dated a little Mexican chick. This little Mexican chick had a cousin named Cory. Cory was a stripper. She came over to my place because she had lost her job dancing in a club in Portland and needed a place to stay. I referred her to my uncle........Straight to hell with me for another sin I never knew I committed.
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User Reviews
Submitted by The_Walrus (user info) at 2004-08-29 13:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
haha nice
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-29 02:42:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That's fucked up! My cousin's wife is Jeffrey Dahmer's neice!
Submitted by Smithstudd (user info) at 2004-08-29 00:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was awesome
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-08-28 20:57:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-08-28 20:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-08-28 19:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What beats a pimping godfather? Its like he's The Godfather...Kicker of all ass.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-28 19:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to make you an offer you simply cannot refuse...
This plus-two. Take it, and remember the favor I have done for you today. You may be called on to reciprocate.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-28 18:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't have yahoo anymore, for now at least..
Whatever happened to AIM?
Submitted by necrofeelya (user info) at 2004-08-28 18:12:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would im you if you were on yahoo bitch. Add me I am necrofeelya666. and I am out for ribs and beer now. I will leave yahoo open though.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-28 18:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IM ME YOU LIMEY BASTARD!
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-08-28 17:56:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wouldn't say big pimpin, maybe extra-medium pimpin, but not big.