Uber Fight Club (2704 hits)
Category: SportsRating: 0.68 on 139 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (View user info) at 2004-08-28 21:04:23 EDT
I was looking over the "Kristens Pregnant" post and i was noticing some hostilities between some uber users and I thought to myself how funny would it be to have the uber users fight each other mortal combat style.
I thought the best fight would be a Kaelic Vs. Donitsu2002 fight i've got 3-1 odds says donitsu2002 would win.
also a grudge match between Method Vs. Maiorano but this one goes to the death like it almost did last time. this fight i've got 10-1 odds on Method
i'd like to see a Bart Vs. Razor fight too. i dont know who would win that one.
and the fight to end all fights Val Vs. Falco and i know for a fact Val would win that one.
so if anyone decides not to flame this and type in a fight they would actually like to see let me know.
User Reviews
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-10 08:41:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fhag.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-02 03:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I want to stick a chisel in one of you.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-09-01 01:30:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
man, i'd totally ruin Kaelic, not that that's hard or anything.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-08-31 17:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-08-30 20:03:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
i can beat up everyone on this site besides all my friends, 99.9% of the girls, i think all of the guys... but beside them oh man am i a badass
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what i meant by that Fucko is that everyone here CAN kick my ass.
call 1-800-abcdefg it will help
Submitted by vodka7tall (user info) at 2004-08-31 12:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
10 bucks on Maiorano. Gotta love the longshot.
Kick his ass Matt!!
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-31 06:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-08-30 20:03:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
i can beat up everyone on this site besides all my friends, 99.9% of the girls, i think all of the guys... but beside them oh man am i a badass
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I bet even Squattail could beat you up.
Submitted by Nigga (user info) at 2004-08-30 20:52:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
t. money vs. kracka
that colin powell wanna be mofucka goan get his ass beat by t. money.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-30 20:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I dunno Dave. I think I could take you on. You want summa dis??
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-08-30 20:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i can beat up everyone on this site besides all my friends, 99.9% of the girls, i think all of the guys... but beside them oh man am i a badass
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-08-30 19:27:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Geez man...I'd never hit a girl, but I'd sure as hell shake the shit out of em.
i loved that chris rock.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-08-30 17:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:59:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
STONED IS SCARED TO TAKE ME ON!!!
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Geez man...I'd never hit a girl, but I'd sure as hell shake the shit out of em.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-08-30 11:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here is my old Fight CLub inspired post:
I am Jack's Carpel-Tunnelled Hands.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/19255
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-08-30 11:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would like "Smurfs/Nerfherder/Comicbookguy/1point21gigawatts" to all fight to see who is the newer and funnier than Will Zone-guy. They should all win.
Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2004-08-30 05:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35580
Does that make the link easier? I do hope so, because if it doesn't I look very, very stupid. As stupid as a panda.
Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2004-08-30 05:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think we all know that the method given in www.ubersite.com/m/35580 allows a much better way to settle these disputes. And if you disagree, having read the article, I'll eat my hat. All of it. All that hat. Eaten.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-08-30 01:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Meh, here it is:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36074
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-08-30 01:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I already did this before. Check it out. I don't feel like giving the link, though.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:31:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Personally, I'd love to whoop Daniel Jaines upside the head.
Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:05:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd fight Mickginny Irish pub style, just make sure he's drunk before I fight. Never want to catch a sober Irishman.
Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:59:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
STONED IS SCARED TO TAKE ME ON!!!
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I WAN'T TO FIGHT MY ARCH NEMISIS ORANGE-SAN
Submitted by fartmilfone (user info) at 2004-08-29 18:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fartmilfone vs bartcilfone
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-08-29 17:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not entirely sure, but I think I'd rule all over the place in an Ubersite Ultimate Fighting Championship starting tomorrow morning.
Give me 6 months to train and I'm sure I could school anyone willing.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-29 16:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
me against anyone of y'all bitches. i've killed 30 men in 50 different states...yea that's right...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-29 16:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-08-28 23:33:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-28 22:29:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Val & Kristen vs. QueenAshlee and SpikeGoddess (tag team) - I've got 5 to 1 odds on Val & Kristen.
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I'd put 500 to 1 odds on Matt Maiorano making at least 3 comments about his boner during the fight.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHASNORTHAHAHA
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-08-29 14:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Toxic- this post is full of ass-kickery.
I take it from your screen name that you know jiujutsu...just a hunch tho. I'd love to take you on, I've taken Karto Jitseru, and attempted learning Wing Chun on my own. It should be fun.
(Oh, and don't take this as a "I'LL KICK UR ASS LOL!" challenge. I have a great deal of respect for anyone who knows how to fight.)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-29 13:20:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-28 23:12:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sometimes I feel like uber is such a cult.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-08-29 13:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about fight club.
The second rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about fight club.
Is this not clear enough for you?
Submitted by Takkun <greatfonzo.at.walla.com> at 2004-08-29 13:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
n00b-bashers vs. n00bs
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-29 13:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I repeat:
-2
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-29 08:25:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 02:32:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43262
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29 reviews? Lonely Saturday night?
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-29 08:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahah
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43273
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43273
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43273
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43273
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43273
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43273
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43273
Submitted by skinoversteel (user info) at 2004-08-29 06:13:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're gay
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-29 02:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 02:44:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whatever its still early
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-08-29 02:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Me vs. Anyone.
I will stomp you all in a drunken rage.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 02:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's see, so far it's
5 - 0.
Winner so far?
ME.
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 02:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whatever You'll still lose
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 02:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THERE WAS NO SET TIME LIMIT, SLORE!
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 02:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thats not fair...u had longer then me
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 02:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43262
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 02:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lets go Stoned......Lets get this started, I wanna read your sorry excuse of a post....
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-29 02:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-29 02:06:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
*HAha toxic you make me laugh, just because kristen has better ABS than you and shes pregnant there is no need to cry.*
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How do you know how good my Antilock Brake System is?
I want to wrestle with Bart, any way you can arrange that?
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Abdominals.
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 02:07:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whatever...mine will win stoned, enjoy your last few hours on this site....
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-29 02:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*HAha toxic you make me laugh, just because kristen has better ABS than you and shes pregnant there is no need to cry.*
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How do you know how good my Antilock Brake System is?
I want to wrestle with Bart, any way you can arrange that?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 02:04:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Copying yours?
Copying ten sentences full of inane babbling?
It's taking a while.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-29 02:04:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
92 reviews... holy crap.
go toxic, it's your birfday.
and for the record, i could totally kick don's ass. don't tempt me.
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 01:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stoned....How long does it take to write this post. You better not be copying mine.....
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 01:45:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Back out my ass, slore.
I'm writing.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-29 01:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:13:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
dear stabkill ..... falco would never touch Val ,first of all, because id kill him if he tried so thats why it would be fair....and you know that Donitsu2002 thing i will take you up on that bet if they ever fight ive got 100$ says that Don wins.
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HAha toxic you make me laugh, just because kristen has better ABS than you and shes pregnant there is no need to cry.
It's bitches like you that just make me feel so great.
Im quite positive that i could anally violate 90% of the people on this site, except for method as id ask first.
I am cockdiesel beyotch nads, deal with it.
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 01:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so...whats happening stoned??? Its too late to back-out now....
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2004-08-29 01:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I want to fight MickGinny. I'd like to see that. Anyone want to videotape it for me?
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 01:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
please Amy I am going to embarrass him!
and thats good, cause there is no place for two girls on this post
Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2004-08-29 01:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is nothing personal, Marie. But in my humble opinion Stoned is going to kick your
butt. Good luck though...
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 01:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I do not back out!!
I am in and I will win!!
Might as well give me your password now
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 01:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, so you give up?
Yes, I got your submission.
That's why I gave you a chance to back out.
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 01:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I accept.
Did you get my post?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 01:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
9pm it is.
you still have about 6 minutes to accept.
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 01:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whats your prob Amy.....?? What makes you so sure I will lose??
Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2004-08-29 01:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Marie Eve...you won't be missed. Have a nice life.
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 01:21:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know I can beat you in less then 24 hours...come on until 9PM Eastern. That way I will be able to get your password tommorrow as oppossed to Monday night (I will not be able to get it until I get back from work on Monday)
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 01:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look, I just read your submission.
I very strongly suggest you back out now.
You have ten minutes to accept.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-29 01:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That bitch is so fucking stupid.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 01:17:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is going to be hilarious.
As I said, The contest ends 24 hours after the post is posted.
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 01:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have just sent you my post....
Remember loser has to leave forever.....And no begging. When you lose (and you will) I want your password and you our of Ubersite for good.
Lets close the votes sunday at 9PM Eastern.......aggreed?
Last chance to Back-out buddy....I will not go easy on you!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 01:12:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, yeah..
Dave, you can thank me for most heated.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 01:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It can be a joke topic, a serious topic, it doesn't matter.
The post can be sad, funny, happy, informative, anything.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-29 01:07:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Marieeve how old are you, 8? Your intelligence is flabbergasting. In a bad way.
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 01:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hold on one second...
the title is 'There is a method to the madness'...I have to answer seriously right? Its not like a joke topic?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 01:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Back out?
Obviously you can't write for shit.
Be ready to forfeit your password.
Good luck.
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 00:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, I will give you my password and leave if I lose, but you'll end up giving me yours.
This is your last chance to back out buddy.....
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 00:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, I am writing mine now.
I will post it as soon as I get the e-mail.
We will wait 24 hours from the time I get your e-mail and post it.
At the end of that 24 hour period, when you lose, you will leave.
How's this for a stipulation?
The loser gives the winner his/her password.
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 00:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay I am writting it now, but I don't really understand what the title means....
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 00:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Take the title that I came up with.
What a post to go along with it.
E-mail it to me.
harmlessness.at.gmail.com
I will post them both on one post.
The people who are rating it will pick which one they like better in the reviews.
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 00:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait, just explain to what you mean, writting titles....I am lost...
I most definately agree, just explain to me what to do...
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 00:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WE ARE NOT WRITING TOPICS.
WE ARE WRITING TITLES.
SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND AGREE!
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 00:50:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have a better and simpler topic....
We write why people should vote to keep us!??
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 00:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You don't have to understand the title.
That's not the topic.
That's the title.
We each write it, one of us e-mails their post to the other, and it's put up as a double post.
Very much like ubermadness.
The person that gets the most votes wins.
The other leaves. Forever.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-08-29 00:47:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 00:29:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay YOUR ON!!
Pick the subject. How long do we let the votes open??
LOSER HAS TO LEAVE UBER FOR GOOD--AGREE TO THAT!
I'll agree to that.
Then all I'll post is -2 DIE.
Hell, I'll win for sure.
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 00:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't even understand the topic???
also, we each do a post and what, the person who gets the most posts wins?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 00:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Title:
There's a Method to the Madness
Votes last until 12:00 am EST on monday morning.
I agree. The person who recieves the least votes leaves uber forever.
Fetish and AvrilLaPete's votes do not count.
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 00:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay YOUR ON!!
Pick the subject. How long do we let the votes open??
LOSER HAS TO LEAVE UBER FOR GOOD--AGREE TO THAT!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 00:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A title is set, we each write a post to accompany the title.
The post that gets the most votes wins.
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 00:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
explain your writting contest.....
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-29 00:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<finishes a shot of 151 and smashes bottle over own head> I'll take on all comers!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 00:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck are you talking about?
See, with a writing contest, there are no unfair advantages.
With questions, the person asking the questions could be biased, even though they say they aren't, and ask questions that there is no way I would know.
With a writing contest, it's even. No bias. No unfair advantage.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-29 00:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like Matt, I dont want to fight him. Gimme someone else.
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-28 23:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmm I figured....
So i guess no-one is big enough to challange me!!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-28 23:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, I chickened out.
You're an ugly ho, I bet.
My net is going very slow.
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-28 23:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So....
1--Promise if you lose (when you lose) that you will leave the site for good and
2--find someone to ask us questions...person who is closest to correct answer wins....first to 3...
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-28 23:44:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Meh..
I'd much rather do the writing competition, but whatever.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-28 23:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bahahah, I wouldn't bet against that!
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-28 23:41:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hello Stoned.....chicked out already??
Trust me, I am as smart as I am beautiful
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-28 23:36:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You have to promise its a deal
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-28 23:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am terrified.
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-28 23:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
great,
Loser has to leave the site for good....deal????
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-28 23:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That works, I guess.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-08-28 23:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-28 22:29:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Val & Kristen vs. QueenAshlee and SpikeGoddess (tag team) - I've got 5 to 1 odds on Val & Kristen.
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I'd put 500 to 1 odds on Matt Maiorano making at least 3 comments about his boner during the fight.
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-28 23:32:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what you scared?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-28 23:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You really are a close-minded bitch.
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-28 23:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We have to makde this faster then a writting contest. Lets pick someone to ask us questions. The first to get 3 right wins....
how is that stoned?
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-28 23:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll take on anyone, I think Stoned is just too scared
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-28 23:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A writing contest..?
That work for you?
Somewhat like ubermadness.
Fetish's vote does not count.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-28 23:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you mean titleless?
And who do I get to fight?
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-28 23:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tell me what you want to do Stoned....
IF YOU LOSE YOU leave the site and if I lose I will leave....
For the record I am not titless
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-28 23:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll take you on, you titless cunt.
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-28 23:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess your all too scared to take me on....
Seriously, tell me what and when...loser has to leave UBER!!
Any takers?
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-28 23:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sometimes I feel like uber is such a cult.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-28 22:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd love to see:
Fetish vs. Tom - I've got 100 to 1 odds on Tom.
Val & Kristen vs. QueenAshlee and SpikeGoddess (tag team) - I've got 5 to 1 odds on Val & Kristen.
Spedmonkey vs. Dirtygook (sorry, sped. I'm not being racist) - I've got 200 to 1 odds on sped.
Habeeb vs. Degreeless_Capibara - I've got 765743256297436465732 to 1 odds on Habeeb.
That is all.
Carry on.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-28 22:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
This is your life, good to the last drop. This is your life- and you're ending it, one minute at a time.
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-28 22:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol you wish!! Why don't we try this then?? Just tell me how!
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:54:59 EDT (#)
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ok me and you at the flagpole during recess bring your marbles cause im taking them
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:53:31 EDT (#)
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Well, Toxic, r u scared??? :) I don't have aim, but anyone wanna try and take me one, say where and when and I'll kick your butts =)
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:52:10 EDT (#)
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id pay to see that
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:50:51 EDT (#)
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I'd fight Razor on pay per view. Just $49.95.
The fight would consist of us standing on opposite sides of the arena, staring, hands on the sides of our heads, and attempting to use our telekinetic powers to knock each other down.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:49:14 EDT (#)
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im kidding about fighting you but if you aim my screen name you tyte it into your buddy list and then IM me or give me your screen name and then i will IM you
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:48:54 EDT (#)
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Hmmm... methinks that Electro can help out with this...
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:46:24 EDT (#)
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I'll take you on Toxic, but again, HOW DO I IM YOU????
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:41:58 EDT (#)
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marieeve_bessette im me my screen name is jiujutsu929 and ill fight you anytime anyday
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:35:31 EDT (#)
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A) I am a girl...hence the name Marie-Eve...
B) I told you I am new, so you need to either IM me yourself, or tell me how to do it!
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:34:03 EDT (#)
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hey Merievve i told you im me guy.... well talk things can be settled dont start acting like your 9
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:32:15 EDT (#)
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Hey Val, you want to take a stab at me??? Bring it on, I'll kick your butt in no time!!
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:30:34 EDT (#)
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AGAIN...anyone touches Val they die.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:29:25 EDT (#)
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I don't want to be in some sweaty, homo-erotic wrestling match with some queer named Donitsu. Sign me up for that Val fight.
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:25:56 EDT (#)
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Like I said, I am new here, whoever wants to take me one, PM me and tell me what to do!
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:24:20 EDT (#)
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Falco's British, a kiwi would stomp your ass bitch. Falco on the otherhand...
Oh and i'd take that bet on Kaelic, he'd stomp that pussy bitch.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bring it you new zealand bitch
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:15:36 EDT (#)
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marieeve_bessette im me my screen name is jiujutsu929 and ill fight you anytime anyday
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:14:16 EDT (#)
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I was VERY serious....bring it on. If I lose, I'll leave the site!!
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:13:41 EDT (#)
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dear stabkill ..... falco would never touch Val ,first of all, because id kill him if he tried so thats why it would be fair....and you know that Donitsu2002 thing i will take you up on that bet if they ever fight ive got 100$ says that Don wins.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:10:30 EDT (#)
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I'd like to see AlahAckbar fight himself for the hell of it.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Kaelic Vs. Donitsu2002
-2 to 1 Kaelic. (Even though I'm not a Kaelic fan)
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:09:52 EDT (#)
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Kaelic would destroy Donitsu from what others said. I'd be willing to take you up on that bet, with nothing personal against either Kaelic or Donitsu. It all about winning money. Both those two I have no problems with.
I think I'd have to take Falco over Val. Why? Becuase Falco would crush her.
That's messed up. These fights are no fair. Not one of the three.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:09:50 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:09:31 EDT (#)
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dear marieeve_bessette no no you would not. Ahahahahahahahaaaaaaa oh man i hope that was a joke or else ill feel dumb for laughing so hard.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:07:45 EDT (#)
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Project Mayhem Uber friends!!! Whos with me!!!!
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:06:46 EDT (#)
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I'm New, but I am sure I would kick anyone's ass here!!
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:06:34 EDT (#)
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Seeing Val kick the crap out of Falco would amuse me to no end.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:06:34 EDT (#)
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Ooooh ooh rules of fight club!
Do not talk about fight club.
Do NOT talk about fight club.