Start each day right. (NOT an original work.) (702 hits)
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Submitted by Monarch (View user info) at 2004-08-28 21:36:06 EDT
I recently recieved this in the email. After I finally stopped laughing, I tried it.
I feel better already...
How to start your day with a positive attitude:
1. Create a "new folder" on your computer.
2. Name it "John Kerry".
3. Send it to the trash.
4. Empty the trash.
5. Your computer will ask you: "Are you sure you want to delete "John
Kerry"?
6. Answer calmly, "Yes", then press the mouse button firmly...
User Reviews
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-10-01 16:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
not very roflcopter.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-01 16:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck Dubya. He's a goddamned moron.
Submitted by Legendary_Threat (user info) at 2004-10-01 16:39:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-15 01:44:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-15 01:30:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by masterbastion <galter.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-08-29 22:08:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
made me viciously flap my arm against my chest as though I were trying to fly.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-08-29 01:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.fact-index.com/s/so/socialism_and_nazism.html
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-28 23:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not funny, noone cares, bush smokes cock.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-28 23:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Made me cackle like a drunk pidgeon.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-28 22:45:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry, but I didn't find it funny. I managed to figure this out when I was 10.
"Are you sure you want to delete Ms. Zeman?"
Besides, I hate forward e-mails. Especially ones with nothing much to them.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*looks confused*
Communists... socialists... what's that have to do with this? I just thought it was a funny joke.
We make fun of ALL our political figures, it has nothing to do with who or what they are.
Submitted by Cat at 2004-08-28 21:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually, socialists could be more easily called communists (taken to an extreme, I mean). Nazis were fascists, and anyone could tell you that Hitler was strongly AGAINST socialism and communism. So, in fact, if we're going to call a political party fascists, or even Nazis, it would have to be the Conservatives.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that was amazing despite what these idiots think.
Democrats are the SOCIALISTS. they are the nazis.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:40:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by charger (user info) at 2004-08-28 21:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-1 for being a re-tread.
-1 for not being funny.
-1 for being a Nazi.