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Marie-Eve Bessette vs. harmlessness (uber contest) (5046 hits)

Category: General

Rating: 0.43 on 310 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by harmlessness (View user info) at 2004-08-29 02:30:13 EDT


http://www.ubersite.com/m/43247

Rules are:

Same as UberMadness, except the loser relinquishes their password to the winner.
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SUBMISSION 1
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There is a method to the madness:

No matter the maddness, no matter the reason, there is a method for it. No matter how mad things seem, there is a method that is used. A pattern in other words. When someone does something deemed Mad, they will often have a very specific way of doing it. They will always return to that same idea, that same way of dealing with things.

So in reality Madness is not something that is unplanned or unthought of, its really something that shows thought and pattern. No matter what or who, no matter the situation, the method is real and constant.

Look at the serial killers in our history, Bundy and the rest. Yes it was madness, but there was a method that came back time and time again. Unique to each it was something that they always returned to.

So those who say that maddness are random acts....look at what history has to show....

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SUBMISSION 2
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Jeff violently pushed the double-doors open with one hand, his sawed-off shotgun in the other.

"EVERYBODY, LISTEN THE FUCK UP," he yelled, "THIS IS A ROBBERY!"

He unsuccessfully attempted to mask his voice. He felt the cold, air-conditioned air cooling the skin through the eye-holes of the black ski-mask he was wearing.

As he walked towards the desk, he turned his upper body sideways, still walking forward, and pulled the trigger of his Remington. The other people in the bank watched as the successful twenty-six year old businessman's head detatched from his body and broke apart, spewing brain matter and blood all over the wall.

Turning back towards the front, he unzipped his parka with his free hand and pulled out a large, black duffel bag. As he lifted his arm to set the bag on the counter, he shook the bag open. The teller, a thirty-something black woman, reached out to grab it.

"I WANT AS MUCH MONEY AS YOU CAN FIT IN HERE, PRONTO!" His head bobbed up and down as he yelled.
The teller scurried back into the other room, duffel bag in hand.

Jeff set his weapon on the counter and started to climb over, careful not to let his hand off of it.

*BOOOM!*

The counter shredded as the BB's dug into it, chipping pieces off. A cloud of smoke puffed above the counter as more of the BB's hit a monitor sitting behind the counter.

*CHI-CHICK!*

Seconds later, the black woman returned from the back room, full duffel bag in hand. As she set it on the counter, the robber demanded that she open it up. She got visibly scared. Slowly, she reached towards the zipper. The robber's eyes watched as she tugged very lightly at the zipper.

*zzzzziiiiiiiipppppp*

*BOOOM! CHI-CHICK!*

The lady's upper torso separated from her stomach and blew into chunks. Blood splattered violently on the wall ten feet behind her. The area of the mask around his mouth curled up, showing that he was obviously smiling.

As he zipped the bag back up, he pulled it off of the counter. He was very visibly burdened from the weight of $2.5 million.

*BOOOM! CHI-CHICK!*

The glass shattered as each of the BB's blew through it. Jeff walked up to the door, stepped through the area where the glass was before, and--

*THUMP!*

"UMPH!" Was the sound he made as two burly FBI agents grabbed the gun out of his hand and threw him to the ground. Wriggling on the ground with two large men on him, restraining him only seemed to anger him more.

*AAARRGHHGHHG," he screamed as he threw both men off of him, and he reached down to his shin. He quickly pulled his pants leg up, revealing a large hunting knife, tight in its sheath. He grabbed the handle and yanked upwards, wincing slightly as the blade dug into his skin, slicing.

By the time he was fully stable and standing, the agents already had their weapons drawn and ready to fire.

"Put the weapon down, Mister Anderson! We can end this peacefully!"

The would-be robber reached up with his free hand and slowly pulled the mask off of his head.
He smirked as he reached up with his other arm, knife glistening. He drew the knife closer to his throat.

"There's a method to the madness, boys. If you fuck up one thing, don't fuck up the next."

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There it is, folks.

If you like SUBMISSION 1 best, review with "SUBMISSION 1."
If you like SUBMISSION 2 best, review with "SUBMISSION 2."

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Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-06 19:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/40455 - Lindsay Lohan completely fucking naked!

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-04 07:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No, Degreeless_Capibara, no they won't.

Submitted by StonedSiIIy (user info) at 2004-09-04 07:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is funny. Everyone will blame fetish for me.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-04 06:48:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

bullshit,

fetish is the only one that constantly uses "spoon" and "tom" in the same sentence.

Submitted by StonedSiIIy (user info) at 2004-09-04 06:42:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This isn't fetish.
Swing Swing Swing

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-04 06:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Seriously, Fetish.

Keep putting my posts up on the Most Recently Reviewed list.

Put me on the MVA.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-04 06:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Aww, going back and -2ing all of my posts with the fake me?

Good job, fetish.

Submitted by StonedSiIIy (user info) at 2004-09-04 06:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Even I vote for Marie.

Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-09-03 13:43:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh god is this a joke or what?

SUB-fucking-MISSION 2

Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2004-09-02 14:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 12:25:16 (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey Stoned.

Its obvious that you'll win against that Twat, but your up against someone that has some marbles missing. After you dispose of her, if you want a real challenge, I'll take you on.

I'd love to take AMY on, emjou having her account!

Let me know if you (Amy or Stoned) want to lose to me...uhh I mean take me on.

Marie-Eve, your a TWAT.

BTW, whats you gonna do with her account Stoned?? :)

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What the fuck?


Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-09-01 14:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

B @ W!!!

Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-09-01 11:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/43611

Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-09-01 10:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submission 2

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-01 08:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

IF this post doesn't go away, I'm going to find you people and poke you in the sides and we all know that that's REALLY annoying.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-01 08:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Guys, keep the hits rollin' on in.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-01 03:40:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Is anyone else getting sick of the whole camping on posts thing by these tools?

I am.


Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2004-09-01 02:48:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Usernames are irrelevant in this discussion and have no bearing to the point being discussed.

(Therefore, there is no reason in even bringing them up)

What is being debated here is who is wrong.

And it isn't me.



Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-01 01:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Eat. Shit. And. Die."

Yeah, you got me there. That's really immature. Coming from someone with the name "Spookster."

Yeah, I know my name is just as bad. I don't like it. I can't change it without giving up 37,000 hits.

However, on a sidenote, I want to let you know that I appreciate you still rating me how you feel, regardless of any argument that may be ongoing.

"Mooooom, he touched me!"

Grow up.

I'm not wrong, slore.

Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2004-09-01 01:25:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-01 00:44:46 (#)
Ranking: 0

Spookster, we'll discuss this tomorrow when the weapons expert is on again.

you're such an immature... wait.. what the fuck is a "wanker?"

I used that insult back in third grade.

-------------------------

Wanker: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=wanker

There's no need to discuss this with a 'weapons expert' when the evidence is plain to see.

And it's strange that you accuse me of being immature when you say, and I quote:

"Eat. Shit. And. Die."

Regardless, you just cant stand it that you're wrong.

Grow up.

For your own sake.


Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-01 00:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Spookster, we'll discuss this tomorrow when the weapons expert is on again.

you're such an immature... wait.. what the fuck is a "wanker?"

I used that insult back in third grade.

Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2004-09-01 00:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-31 15:43:13 (#)
Ranking: 0

Here's to you, Spookster.

http://www.jollygrandidea.com/bitch.htm

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As can be found here:

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=pellets

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=shot

One of the definitions of shot:

Shot: Tiny lead or steel pellets, especially ones used in a shotgun cartridge.

One of the definitions of pellet:

A bullet or piece of small shot.

As you can see, shot is made up of pellets.

Therefore, shotguns fire pellets.

I also made note of the other types of projectiles that shotguns can fire, this was in my other reply:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/43262#767910

Which you then promptly ignored.

I haven't seen any evidence that they fire 'BBs'.

And the link you provided:

http://www.remington.com/ammo/shotshell/am_hevishot_field.htm

Is a page giving details of a special type of shotgun shell.

And still, nowhere does it say 'BBs' though as you pointed out it does call the projectiles 'pellets'.

Shot = Pellets

Not BBs.

Grow up, admit you're wrong and stop being such a obstinate wanker.

Rest assured that no matter how hard you try, you will always be incorrect.

(And I'm not Australian, as if that even matters)


Submitted by skatergrl (user info) at 2004-08-31 21:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

There were 4 submissions, 2 of them were better then the other two, but they all sucked....I am sorry to say.

Am I not allowed to give an opinion??

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-31 20:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Everything you ever wanted to know about skatergrl
User id: 11788
Registered on or around: 2004-08-31 19:23:43
# Messages posted: 0
# Reviews written: 1
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 0
# Hits: 0
Average rating of all messages: 0.00

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Waaaaaittttt! I get it! Nancy, you knew the rules. Go away.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-31 20:57:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by skatergrl (user info) at 2004-08-31 20:29:30 (#)
Ranking: -2

I agree that that the first submission was like 1 Hundred times better, but submission 1 sucked too.

I was also reading the one w/ Stonedsilly, and well, again, the 1st one sucked, but jeeze, I hope no found the first one 'good' for real.

Is this the best there is on this site, then its pretty lame

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Uhm.. what?
So, submission 1 sucked, but it was 100 times better than itself?

Uhh, this IS the one with StonedSilly.
Oh, god. I am so confused.

So let me get this straight. What you're saying is this:

You read this post, thought the first one sucked but it was like 100 times better. You hope nobody found the one that was 100 times better than itself 'good?'

What?

Go back to school, slore.

Oh, and this is not even close to the best there is on this site.

http://www.revulsion.net/uploads/TWAT2.jpg

Just for you!


Submitted by skatergrl (user info) at 2004-08-31 20:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I agree that that the first submission was like 1 Hundred times better, but submission 1 sucked too.

I was also reading the one w/ Stonedsilly, and well, again, the 1st one sucked, but jeeze, I hope no found the first one 'good' for real.

Is this the best there is on this site, then its pretty lame


Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-31 15:44:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, yeah.

I forgot.

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-31 15:43:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Here's to you, Spookster.

http://www.jollygrandidea.com/bitch.htm

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2004-08-31 11:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

girls! stop embarassing yourselves! (would have voted for #2, clearly)

Submitted by aerodynamania <epicodk1.at.aol.com> at 2004-08-31 10:51:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

submission 2 by a landslide

marie-eve: you definitely have some weird need for validation because you keep challenging grown men to fight you and better writers to writing showdowns... i dont know why you feel the need to make challenges youll obviously lose, but read the responses and understand that THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS when you do...this isnt a conspiracy, he didnt "copy your idea"...you have no idea, test monkeys have accidentally smeared better writing on their enclosure walls with feces than what you call a story...just accept you lost, save a little dignity, and STOP MAKING CHALLENGES THAT YOU WILL OBVIOUSLY LOSE.

nice story stoned, its a shame it had to come out in this context

Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2004-08-31 08:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:31:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh my god, spookster.

You're a fucking moron.

Shotguns fire SHELLS. SHELLS are loaded with BBs.

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Shotguns are capable of firing pellets, larger metal balls (shot), or slugs.

These projectiles are loaded into shells that contain propellant (gunpowder) and other components required for discharge.

They dont fire 'BBs'.

Dumbass.

http://www.vet.uga.edu/vpp/IA/SRP/vfp/images/shotshellillust2.jpg

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-08-31 02:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


I know I'm probably too late to vote, but I will anyway, just for the fuck of it.

Is it just me, or am I the only one who declares shenanigans on Marie-Eve?




Entry 2

Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-08-30 20:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submission 2.

I read all of submission 1, the first 2 sentences of submission 2, and that was more than enough to make an informed decision.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-30 19:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I love it.

I absolutely love it.

I'm still getting votes nearly 24 hours after the contest ended.

Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-08-30 18:39:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-30 17:07:14 (#)
Ranking: 0

So what happened to the person who was supposed to fgo against me Stoned???????

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They got busy doing their "win dance"...

Jesus, do you have a clue?

Submitted by Holoman (user info) at 2004-08-30 17:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

SUBMISSION 1

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-30 17:07:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So what happened to the person who was supposed to fgo against me Stoned???????

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-08-30 17:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Number 2. Number 1 looks like it was written by the guy who writes messages in fortune cookies.

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-08-30 15:40:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Real tough knowing which author was which.

Entry 2 fucked entry 1 in the ass and then took the rectum for later anal diversions.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-08-30 15:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

poop


Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-30 11:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Careful Stoned, your age is showing.






And Nancy?

Everything you ever wanted to know about Nancy
User id: 11694
Registered on or around: 2004-08-28 22:11:54
# Messages posted: 2
# Reviews written: 60
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 35
# Hits: 491
Average rating of all messages: -1.28



Shut the fuck up, you retarded cunt. No, I mean that.





Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-08-30 11:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

2

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-30 10:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

PMJ:

She begged me over and over and over and over and over and over.

Submitted by original (user info) at 2004-08-30 10:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

100% original.

Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-08-30 10:13:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

SUB - 2

--

for the person who wrote SUB - 1.

I well and truley feel sorry for you. I feel like my eye's have been pissed on by someone with AIDS after reading that complete and utter cunting ball bag swinging donkey punching shyte

Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-08-30 09:28:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

sub 2

Submitted by Endo_Fire (user info) at 2004-08-30 09:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submission 2 . . .

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-30 09:04:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

SUIBMISSION 2



Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-30 08:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why is StonedSilly beating up a retard?

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 23:07:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

thanks.

its not supposed to be UM though.

Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-29 23:03:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-29 02:42:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

SUBMISSION II. Easily. One was a clusterfuck.

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Technically, by UM standards and practices, you're both disqualified, as you made it clear in the first couple of reviews which story belonged to each.

Still, my vote goes to Submission 2.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 23:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

bahah

Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nevermind, apparently this post has already degenerated beyond repair.

Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

slore.

Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SUBMISSION 2

It rocked the house.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:27:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not coming back here until Sully sends me his submission.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

my god, Silly...her silly stupid little replies are pissing me off too. I can't look anymore. Ignore this and run for your IQ points.

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:23:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

whatever your just scared of me......


when your friend is ready to lose, post it up in a new forum, and tommorrow I will get his password

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:22:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

here's the deal.

I am violently shaking with rage over here.

I am appalled that there are people this stupid on the planet.

I would love to defenestrate this slore, let down a rope, have someone tie it around her neck as a noose, then pull her up and let her drop.. repeatedly.


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

StonedSilly, stop arguing with that retard. This post will be on most heated for the next millenium. All she's been saying for like 8 hours is "twat, twat, password, picture, twat, twat"

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:18:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Number 1 don't call me slore.

If your so sure why don't we do thus????

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Look, slore, I could post pictures of my SHIT as my submission and I'd still win.

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:14:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Your really that scared of me huh????

realize that I am not the twat huh!!



Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

FUCK

YOU

SLORE

WE

GO

BY

FAKKIN

RULES

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



You don't wanna have a quick fight??? Think about it if I lose, I give you my password...If you lose, all I want is the twat's password.....

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I will post when Sully is done.

End. Of. Story.

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:06:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Look, I am extremely conmfused

Do you want to do a quick fight??? If you lose, all I want is the Twats password....

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Übersite idiot filters are ignoring the comment below. Carry on.

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't understand...did u cheat or not????

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

GAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!

if you look at our two submissions, they are EXACTLY alike!

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:56:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

SO you admit u cheated with her????

You see everyone he admitted it....

now he is scared to try on a real challende

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

why did you see my post

STONED YOUR CHEATING....THATS WHY YOU BEAT THE TWAT RIGHT????

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yes, yes. i admit it. i copied her post.

WORD FOR FUCKING WORD, SUCKERS!

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Please Stoned,

you can't beat me, thats why you are not trying

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:53:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nancy, I saw your post, he showed me. Believe me, it is nothing anyone would EVER want to copy. I have no idea what his post is like, but you are gonna get torn apart, yours is hardly better than marieve_basettehound's post.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Genko,

I really appreciate the offer.

I am extremely tired of this post.

I would gladly accept an offer from bart to set my hits back to 0 to just MAKE THIS POST DIE.

Anyways, I accepted the offer so readily from these two slores because I knew I could beat them.

I'd say we're about even at best. If we're not even, you're better.

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am not a lesbian. I bet he is coping what i wrote.....

Did you copy Marie-eves's for real???

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

#1.

Hey, twat (no fucking way am I trying to spell your name, I had a hard enough time learning caulaincourt)- Why don't you just sign up a whole bunch of new accounts and vote for yourself a bunch of times?

This is a pity vote.



Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

look, I post when Sully's done.

In other words, FUCK YOU!.


you enjoy ANGELINA JOLIE NAKED!?!!?!


BAHAHAAHHAHAHA DYKE SLORE SLUT WHORE LESBIAN CUNT

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There's not much point if it's not for passwords.

I do appreciate what you're doing for Uber, though. Way to send these clowns packing.

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am not a dyke....either you give me your password for real ot someone posts something aganist me.....

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

CHECK YOUR EMAIL, SLORE!!

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

okay

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:40:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

BAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH!

okay.

i'm going to send the mail now.

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:39:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No this is all fake, no one is writting anything against me....that means I win by default....

your password Stoned......

nancy_herbu.at.yahoo.com

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:38:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

THERE

IS

NO

FUCKING

TIME

LIMIT

!

THAT

MEANS

I

WILL

POST

IT

WHEN

I

JOLLY

GOD

DAMN

WELL

FEEL

LIKE

IT

!

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you can call whatever it is that you want to call.....


I want to know whats happening with the competition I am suppossed to be playing.....

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WE HAVE ALL FUCKING YEAR.

FUCK!

THERE IS NO TIME LIMIT YOU IGNORANT SLORE TWAT FUCK SHIT CUNT BITCH PUSSY IDIOT WANKER

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:33:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This shit can't be real. I'm calling shenanigans on this whole fucking post. No one is really as arrogant and stupid at the same time as these to chicks.

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Come on guys....did you back out??? come on....

If you did, you need to send me your password

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ohh please.......

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, Genko.

E-mail me your submission if you really want to.

I don't want to play for passwords against you, though.

You're an excellent author.

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ohh seriously, lets get this started soon.

Lets get it up with 30 mins.....that way we can have about 24 hours

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submission 2.

Stonedsilly...

I'll take you on.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

there's no time limit, but I'd like to see it done before 2 am.

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So whats happening....

Are we almost ready to get it started?

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:04:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

BAHAHAHAHAHHHAH!

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You think I am stupid? I know what I wrote and I know what the Twat wrote.


If your saying that its because you r worried that ur friend will lose.

Thanks, but NO thanks....

I am not stupid

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what the fuck?

nancy, I'll do you a favor.

your post, as-is, has NO CHANCE of winning.

It's the same fucking thing as marie-eve's.

it's like an essay turned in by a stoned, autistic kindergartener.

you have the option of writing another one.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:39:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

ur 16?? LOl and the twat couldn't beat you???

LOL well ur looking at 24 year old college student....ur a goner boy
__________________

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah, be afraid. Be very afraid. Ur goin 2 get PWNED by teh college student.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sully... do you agree to that?

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:54:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Lets go....lets get it posted soon.....

No we do it until 9PM tommorrow....

BUT after 30 mins of getting it posted...who ever is losing at that time has to write whatever the winning person says--just to spice things up....

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh yeah and fuck that making the loser writing shit bullshit.

loser relinquishes password. end. of. story.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:51:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

whoever loses after 30 minutes?

fuck that.

whoever loses by 9:00pm.

if either of you chooses to forfeit, that's your choice.

and yes, I'm scared.

well...

actually, I'm just tired of writing.

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's too late for him yo back out? He said there was no time limit. He could take 50 years to finish! He could never post it. How is it too late to back out?

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ohh so ur scared of me....


So who am I up against?

I just sent mine.

Its too late to back out now.


Don't foget whoever loses after 30 minutes has to admit that they are not good enough--the one who is currently winning will decide what the loser has to write

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah, I'm fucking tired of writing.

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:45:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:39:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

ur 16?? LOl and the twat couldn't beat you???

LOL well ur looking at 24 year old college student....ur a goner boy

And once again, I am still waiting for the proof that you have her account and that she can't access it anymore....hope you changed her password.....




This is gonna be funny.

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

u would lose...

But i thought I was going against u???

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

harmlessness.at.gmail.com

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, yeah..

Make no mistake, I WOULD own you.

SullyThePirate's writing against you now.

I'll be posting it.

I will also provide screenshots to prove that the posts are undoctored.

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am done with mine.

wats ur e-mail??

and try and write urs fast!!

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ur 16?? LOl and the twat couldn't beat you???

LOL well ur looking at 24 year old college student....ur a goner boy

And once again, I am still waiting for the proof that you have her account and that she can't access it anymore....hope you changed her password.....

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sadly, I've never seen Pulp Fiction.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:36:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am 16, the fake Stabkill is I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish, who looks like he's 35.

Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

{
Jeff violently pushed the double-doors open with one hand, his sawed-off shotgun in the other.

"EVERYBODY, LISTEN THE FUCK UP," he yelled, "THIS IS A ROBBERY!"

He unsuccessfully attempted to mask his voice. He felt the cold, air-conditioned air cooling the skin through the eye-holes of the black ski-mask he was wearing.
}

pulp fiction. pretty much standard.

-2




Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

sent, sully.

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

who is 16???

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:33:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

aww...

The Jaw's jealous of a fucking sixteen year old!

It sucks to know that a 16 year old can out write your 25+ years old self.

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nope not anymore

SullyThePirate.at.gmail.com

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

how does that prove anything??

Submitted by StabkiII (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:28:05 (#)
Ranking: 0


I want my GOOD posts to go on most heated.
---
You mean you make those?

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

like i give a flying fuck.

my integrity here isn't going to be questioned against yours or hers.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sully:

check your yahoo mail.

crunchfever55.at.yahoo.com is it, I believe.

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey I just thought about it...

How do we know that was really you in Marie-Eve's account.....If she logs back in it'll look like u lied!!

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:28:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

meeehhh..

I don't mind the hits.

Just don't want it to go on most heated.

I want my GOOD posts to go on most heated.

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:25:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Dude, I would've taken that dumb tart Nancy off of this site to void you from being a hit/heat whore but it's too late now.

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

She sent it to you??

You have some nerve saying that to me. Thats it now....NO TURNING back!!!

I am almost done.....it'll be short and sweet

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:23:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WHEN I lose?

You have about half the grammar skills of your french counterpart.

And the same confidence.

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:22:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah.

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Stoned..prove that u have her account under ur control....log in and post a message proving it!!

Don't bothe rbegging w/ me, when you lose its final


Open until tommorrow 9est....like this one

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:16:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Look, you agreed to it.

I wouldn't have begged if you won.

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Say Bye Bye Marie-Eve,,,,Stoned will be meeting you soon

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:15:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'll ask this only once...

please...I am sorry

Can I stay?

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you saw my reply to the e-mail.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:13:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I can read.

She didn't give up, she lost.

The 30 minutes thing is your choice.

I would take my time if I were you.

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Come on Stoned, for real??



Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Trust me, I'll get it dobne fast


Its an easy title anyhow....Sure u wanna use it??

Do you agree to my terms??--The 30 minute thing.....

Btw, the Twat gave up.....

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:10:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Here's what you do.

Send your password to harmlessness.at.gmail.com

Say "you're welcome" for giving me 1000 more hits.

Leave.

Submitted by ChrisMurray at 2004-08-29 20:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I vote for submision 2.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:08:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

YOU FUCKING FUCKERS LITERALLY HAVE ME IN TEARS!

I HATE YOU.

YOU BAD FAKKIN GUY!

YOU ARE THE TWO MOST IDIOTIC PEOPLE I HAVE EVER SEEN!

YOU MAKE LILMISS69 LOOK LIKE FUCKING EINSTEIN!

Topic is:

THERE IS NO FAKKIN TOPIC YOU IMBECILE!

IT'S LIKE UBERMADNESS! TITLE, NO TOPIC!

Title is:

"Walk it off!"

I will post when I am done and I have the e-mail that you send me.

Remember, you can post political, comedy, horror, happy, whatever.

THERE IS NO TIME LIMIT.


Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:08:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submission 2

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fine, I give up...what do i do now???

Stip calling a fucking Twat

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You think you'll get a 2 for 2?? You'll see that I am not moron.

If I lose you'll get my password....

AND IF AFTER 30 MINS of posting it up I am not winning, I'll admit that you are better then me--In fact you tell me what to say and I'll write myself and say that its true.

I'm not the twat Stoned....You've already lost your password!!

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

STDs: Friend or Foe?



There, that's the new topic, ready... GO!

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you do!

She looks like an anorexic version of my grandmother.

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 19:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you look like an anorexic version of one of the Hanson bitches.


Who?? The Twat??

Why wait until midnight....choose a new topic and I'll start now....

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 19:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you look like an anorexic version of one of the Hanson bitches.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 19:55:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuck it.

Nancy, tonight. Midnight. E-mail your fucking submission to harmlessness.at.gmail.com

Same rules.

When I win, you give me your password.

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 19:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The twat is Ugly,

Please I am by far NOT ugly.......

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 19:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Look, if I had the option, I'd take back this fucking shitbag post.

I'd give away the 1000 hits.

I'd give away the increase in my rating.

I'd gladly have my overall hits reset to -999999999999999999999.

Leave me the fuck alone.

Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-08-29 19:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If they are both ugly, I've been sleeping with Supermodels


Submitted by poster1980 (user info) at 2004-08-29 19:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Can't you just take her password now? I mean you've got her so bad she is finished....


And I for one would like to see you get rid of Nancy....

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 19:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Both of them are fucking ugly slores.

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 19:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why stoned?? Your gonna get rid of Marie-Eve in 1 hours time. If you find me so annoying and your so sure that your better then me at thing, well lets do it then

I don't really care for your account. But I am open to any deal--If you man enough



Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-08-29 19:49:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You ain't bad either Marie-Eve

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 19:42:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

YOU'RE ALL FUCKING MORONS.

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 19:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What??? If you find her cute, you must find me a goddess.....


She looks like a twat

Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-08-29 19:39:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

meh, Nancy ain't half bad, What'cho Doin'?

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 19:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey Nancy, Think you can do better then??? What ever bitch.


You wanted to mess up my pic...well everyone look how dumb Nancy looks!!!

http://profiles.yahoo.com/nancy_herbu

Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-08-29 19:33:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

it's funny how this is still going...top of the heated list good stuff

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-08-29 19:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 19:13:58 (#)
Ranking: 0

Stop calling me that?!?!?!?! STOP IT.



Are you asking a question?





And Nancy, you're almost as big a twat as she is. I don't blame him for not wanting to waste any more time on twats.

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 19:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yes, 'Figures' is that a too big a word for you!!

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 19:23:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Figures?

Go against sullythepirate.

Slore.

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 19:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Stop calling me that?!?!?!?! STOP IT.

Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-08-29 19:13:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

twat, such a lovely word for that fucking slore. French Canadian, that fits perfectly. Your a stupid fucking twat.

+2 for the word twat.

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 19:13:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Figures.....

You get a moron to run against you and you'll win....

Now that a real challenge is up you 'back off'

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 19:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ugh.

I don't want to see another one of these posts, I regret ever challenging the dumb twat.

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 19:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What in the world makes you think that either one of youw ill win against me....Again, I am a clueless moron like Twat is

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-29 18:52:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nancy I'll do it but I don't want your account. I just want you to leave forever if you lose because you annoy the shit out of me.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 18:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

nobody wants your account.

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 18:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I Take on anyone!! LOL I think this will be a much better fight then that loser.

Who would like to take me on??

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-29 18:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Heh, that yahoo profile thing says she's 23. At the very most I thought she was like a special education fourteen year old.

Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2004-08-29 18:13:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

submission two...

nuff said.

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 17:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Whatever, you don't know me.....

If I lose I'll keep my end of the bargin, but if Stoned loses, I want his password

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 17:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.revulsion.net/uploads/TWAT2.jpg

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-08-29 17:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I honestly don't know how any person could be as dumb as you marieeve_whatever. I seriously have a headache after reading all you've said on this post and the Uber Fight Club post.

You honestly think he copied your post? Neither one has anything to do with the other! Your post is a paragraph of poor sentences that don't make sense filled with misspellings and grammatical errors. If I had to guess, I'd say you were attempting some expository writing, while his on the other hand is a work of fiction. It's a fucking story! How do you think he copied you?

And timewise, that's your own fault. You should have taken advantage of the open time limit, and you have only yourself to blame. He even gave you a chance to back out, but you were too much of a dumb arrogant bitchy TWAT. I hope you honor the deal and give up your password, because I can't cope with a person as idiotic as you.

I starting to think this isn't a joke, which depresses me. I didn't think people this dumb existed, I guess that was just wishful thinking. Sigh...

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 17:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

whatever.....

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 17:40:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

As has been said SEVERAL times before.

THERE WAS NO SET TIME LIMIT.

You could have taken a fucking week for all I cared.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-29 17:39:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

nancy, shut the fuck up already. you sound more stupid than she does

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-29 17:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 17:28:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't understand why everyone keeps calling me a Twat--STOP IT

This is so unfair...Stoned had more time then me,and he copied my idea.......

*********************************

someone please kill this girl. no one this stupid should be allowed to live.


Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-08-29 17:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes I failed kindergarten, twice...maybe thrice...still can't spell bule...I'm working on it

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 17:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't understand why everyone keeps calling me a Twat--STOP IT

This is so unfair...Stoned had more time then me,and he copied my idea.......

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-08-29 17:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I should have paid attention in typing class.

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 17:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Shes right guys...

lol What about her pic?? we have got to do something to embarrass her!!!


Any suggestions?

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-08-29 17:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No way is this for really. Miss bev or whatever HAS to be someone else pulling a prnk. This is just too ridiculous, maybe I'm just naive and I have some hope that no person could be that much of a TWAT, but I can't believe this is for real.


Tim, your post kicked ass, I hope I don't go against you in UM.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 17:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Dumbshit.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-29 17:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Bitch.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 17:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fetish doesn't count.

Technically, my vote doesn't count.

That makes one.

What, did you fail kindergarten?

CaptainAmik


Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-08-29 17:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submission 2. The first one was crap.

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 17:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

why?? fetish voted for me. that makes 4

when i win, i want your password.


and nancy, no one listened to your dumb idea about my pic...dum bitch

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 16:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and, as was said before..

Fetish's vote doesn't count.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 16:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I would say that vote doesn't count because they're as much of an idiot as you are..

BUT!

You need it. Here, have a complimentary vote.

SUBMISSION 1!

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-29 16:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Uh... #1 please.

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 16:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

thanx....so thats 1 for mine....

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 16:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

...

Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-08-29 16:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submission #1



WHOOO HOOOO

GO CANADA

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-08-29 16:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-29 16:10:51 (#)
Ranking: 0

I love when Caulaincourt speaks french <drool>

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I hate when Caulaincourt speaks french <drool>



I'd jack off on this little french-canadian slut's face, but I imagine even talking to her would cause quite a riotous headache.

Submission 2.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 16:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

good luck

Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-08-29 16:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

2 was better. 1 was like Hitler, with less World War.

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 16:44:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

there are still 5 hours left for voting. I can still win...

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-29 16:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh yeah, and i vote for submission 2.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 16:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Just because you're an incompetent fucking writer that's substandard to LilMiss69 you're a twat.

shut the fuck up.

http://www.revulsion.net/uploads/TWAT2.jpg

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-29 16:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I vote for StonedSilly.

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 16:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

do whatever you want to my pic...I couldn't care less


Like i said, Stonedjust took my idea......


And Nancy, your the fuckn twat

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-29 16:10:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I love when Caulaincourt speaks french <drool>

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 16:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am a French Canadian, what are you trying to say?

So you see, even youa dmit mine is better? no??

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-29 16:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

M-E, j'ai pas de "prob", comme tu le dis. C'est juste que ton post, le #1, est plutôt merdique et que tu persistes à dire le contraire. Ce qui explique peut-être pourquoi tout le monde se fout de ta gueule, non ?

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 16:04:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So lol, is anyone doing anything to the Twat's picture???

Come on lol it'd be so cool!

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 16:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Those guys are idiots.

Only idiots date idiots.

I mean come on... it's the FRENCH we're talking about here.

Inbreeding is exponentially worse than West Virginia!

Oh, and you haven't gotten any votes because.. well.. Your submission is just so much better than mine and so complex, excellently authored, and creative that people don't understand it.

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 15:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Caulaincour---> C quoi ton prob huh??

Stoned...please....I get guys over me all the time. The closest you'll eve get to me is my picture...so screw you


WHY ISN'T ANYONE CHOOSING #1??????

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 15:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah.. keep on thinking that.

I wouldn't date you, twat.

I'd just fuck you. (You'd still have to bring the paper bag.)

I don't date stupid slores.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-29 15:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Marie-Eve, quoique selon ta photo tu sembles être une belle femme, tu m'as l'air un tantinet idiote.
Sans rancune.

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 15:44:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

whatever, I'm too good for, so don't flatter yourself

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 15:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Meh...

In my godly (as opposed to you) opinion, you're fuckable, as long as you bring the paper bag.

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 15:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Uhh I don't think so.

But you see all you morons are wrong, I am beautiful

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-29 15:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

so marie-eve is from Laval ? that's like 15 minutes from my apartment. Let's fuck !

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 15:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey pic is still on Yahoo!!! Quick someone save it, can anyone do something like what was done on this post:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/43268


Again, here is her pic:

http://profiles.yahoo.com/marieeve_bessette


We need to put her picture and have the word "Twat" all over it!!!

Whast the score anyhow??? only 6 hours left!!

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 15:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And, for EXTRA good measure:

http://www.revulsion.net/uploads/TWAT2.jpg

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 15:02:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh yeah. And for good measure.



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Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 15:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And I love how she took the picture down and signed off.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 15:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-29 14:26:47 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 13:33:44 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-29 06:47:14 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
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Isn't it nice how YOUR RATING DOESN'T COUNT NOW?!!
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It does too. Dumbass.
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After you rate it a -2 once, it counts no more. It's still one negative two.

Submitted by Takkun <greatfonzo.at.walla.com> at 2004-08-29 14:52:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submission 2

Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-08-29 14:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 14:42:31 (#)
Ranking: 0

What, whats wrong with the piciture??

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Great spelling! I can't figure out, someone that finished at least the 10th grade can write such utter and complete bullshit.

Oh, and your "piciture" its appalling really.

Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2004-08-29 14:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submission 2.

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 14:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What, whats wrong with the piciture??

Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-08-29 14:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

For the love of god. That's funny as hell.

she's the definition of a twatty-slore.

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 14:40:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Seriously people.....

This is her Yahoo Profile.....with her pic

http://profiles.yahoo.com/marieeve_bessette




Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-08-29 14:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-28 23:41:20 (#)
Ranking: 0

Hello Stoned.....chicked out already??

Trust me, I am as smart as I am beautiful
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I feel bad for her, she just walked into that one.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-29 14:26:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 13:33:44 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-29 06:47:14 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
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Isn't it nice how YOUR RATING DOESN'T COUNT NOW?!!
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It does too. Dumbass.

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 14:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is TOO FUNNY. Look at her picture......

http://profiles.yahoo.com/marieeve_bessette


I think thats the picture-perfect definition of TWAT!!!

I think we should give stoned some ideas as to what to do when he gets her password!!!

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 14:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

*pauses post.*

"I'm going to go mow the lawn."

Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-08-29 14:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submission 2.

1 was teh sux.

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 14:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

whatever

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 14:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Maybe to you it isn't.

But I assure you, your antics before the contest, and how you still claim you're going to win, are causing people to crack up randomly. It's hilarious.

"I'll beat any of you!"
"I'll take you on.. and win."
"Okay, let's go."
"What are you backing out?"
"No, let's get it on."
"So you're backing out."

[posts are put up.]

"Tim you so totally owned her" x 20

All the while....

"I'm still going to win. It doesn't matter that you have twenty votes and I have none."

"Hahahha you dumb twat."

"Don't call me twat."

[I put the e-mail up.]

"I didn't write that."

[I put the screenshot up.]

"I didn't write that."

Everybody in unison: "Shut the fuck up, twat!"

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 14:02:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am not a Twat, and this isn't funny

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 14:00:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I went and told everyone because we're all laughing our asses off to each other over AIM, and it just adds laughing gas to the crowded room of laughter.

So shut up, twat.

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 13:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

LOL that's just too funny stoned.

Clueless Twat....


Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 13:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I did not right that e-mail.

And lets say I did, why would you go and tell everyone??

And for the last time, STOP CALLING ME TWAT

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 13:47:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.revulsion.net/uploads/twat.jpg

Anyone who wants proof, that's the proof.

I use Gmail, by the way.

Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-08-29 13:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

PWNED AGAIN, you silly little twat.

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 13:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I never wrote that e-mail. Your a Lair.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 13:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Marie-Eve Bessette <marieeve_bessette.at.yahoo.com> to me


Hello,

Look about the post, do the rules have to be so strict I mean, does the loser really need to give up their password and leave for good?
I know we can't change the rules unless we both want it, but I mean do you want to risk losing your password??

Let me know. I'll be on for about 30 mins and be back all day tommrrow!

Marie-Eve

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No.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 13:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-29 06:47:14 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
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Isn't it nice how YOUR RATING DOESN'T COUNT NOW?!!

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 13:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Your not going to win this Stoned

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-29 13:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 for U

Submitted by poster1980 (user info) at 2004-08-29 13:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by UberUser (user info) at 2004-08-29 13:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Number Two.

One sucked my left nut until it popped.

Submitted by The_Walrus (user info) at 2004-08-29 13:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

They both sucked.

But I could atleast understand #2 (kind of) so I vote for submission 2.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 13:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

uhh.. whaa?

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 13:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If I am acting like her, the forget it then lol!!

I just think its nothing to be proud of when winning against an obviously sub-standered girl.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 13:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Look, we had a deal. We both agreed to it.

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 12:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't compare me to that TWAT.

Like I said, I will give you my password if I lose.

Put swear that when you lose you will give me yours

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 12:46:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

In all honesty, who would I report her to?

Bart?

You think bart gives a flying fuck about this little contest?

Well I'll give you ALL a hint, though it seems that only you and Marie need it:
HE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT!

Nancy, you're acting just like Marie did when she challenged me.

Shitty English and all.

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 12:39:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Screw you Nancy, your the damn Twat, you stupid loser.

If I lose, I'll give my password you all have my word. BUT There is still 8 hours left and I will win this, trust me.


Stoned....you better give me YOUR password when you lose

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 12:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Need my account?? Look, I am not that Twat that your embarrassing now. If you want a real challange you know were to go. If not, well you better not feel too proud, this was not a serious competetion. I mean lol come one!!

Marie-Eve, really, your a DUMB TWAT


If she doesn't give you her password, report her!! and have fun w/ it! It has her name in it so lol so you have her reputation in ur hands

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 12:31:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What am I going to do with her account?

First of all, I doubt she'll actually relinquish it to me.
I have no clue what I'll do if she actually does.

Secondly, I really appreciate the offer, Nancy, but I don't need your account.

Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-29 12:25:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey Stoned.

Its obvious that you'll win against that Twat, but your up against someone that has some marbles missing. After you dispose of her, if you want a real challenge, I'll take you on.

I'd love to take AMY on, emjou having her account!

Let me know if you (Amy or Stoned) want to lose to me...uhh I mean take me on.

Marie-Eve, your a TWAT.

BTW, whats you gonna do with her account Stoned?? :)

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 12:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Look.

I'm really sorry that you didn't MAKE SURE you understood the rules before you accepted my challenge.

Wait.

Am I?

Uhh.. Sorry, I'm not.

I really am sorry that I totally wiped you of all validity as a person on this site.

Nope, sorry. I'm not sorry for that either.

However, if you post a picture of yourself on this site, you can keep your password as long as the rating of the post is above -.5

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-08-29 12:18:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You're kidding right?

2

Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-29 12:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What, are you kidding me? Tim owns your sorry ass.




SUBMISSION TWO.

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 12:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I still thonk mine is better, stoned. Your is a copy of my idea.

And i win this contest--you better have your password ready....

STOP CALLING ME TWAT--YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT i LOOK LIKE

Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-08-29 12:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Simply because the first entry proved (through writing) that there is NOT a method to his/her madness (making her argument invalid)...I had to consider it disqualified.

+2 for II!

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 11:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Odd thing is, I had a dream about this last night.

I dreamt that marie-eve was 9 and somehow hacked the site to change all the votes.

Then, bart changed them back to what they were originally.

She started crying about how she's only 9

Everyone who previously voted for me changed their vote.

Oh, wow. It was a bad dream.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 11:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey, twat

Me - 13
You - 0

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 10:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You people are all jackasses. I like to remind you that I still have 9 odd hours left to win this thing. And I will.

Stop calling me Twat

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-29 08:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:18:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

You make Lilmiss69 look like a fucking rocket scientist.




Hahaha. Submission 2.

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-08-29 07:13:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-29 06:47:14 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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Come on, bitch. You can always play with one of your many alter names.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-08-29 07:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submission 1 is appalling. Really.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-29 06:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hellz Yeah.

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The author of #2 and me need to knock over a few gas stations and a bank soon.



Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh my god, spookster.

You're a fucking moron.

Shotguns fire SHELLS. SHELLS are loaded with BBs.

Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submission 2 I 'spose.

And shotguns dont fire 'BBs'. They fire pellets.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

They both suck shit. I hope the real ubermadness isn't going to be like this.

Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:24:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hehe, ran that poor dumb twat right the fuck off.


No need to think me stoned, you PWNED that silly girl.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I hope you swallow your tongue in your sleep, you filthy cumhound

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

whatever, I am off for the night. I'll be here all day tommorrow....

Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

1 = 0
2 = 9

No[e, not a vote for you yet...Keep hoping.


FLUSH

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You make Lilmiss69 look like a fucking rocket scientist.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

First of all, you stupid twat..

I never specified a time limit.
Nor did you.

Secondly,
Mine had absolutely nothing to do with yours.

Yours read like an essay submitted by an autistic kindergartner.

Mine is a story.

Thanks to whoever said it reads like a sneak preview of a good book.

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Whatever,

I am sure I have some votes for me.....

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

(PS - Just in case anyone ever notices, I am aware of the irony inherent in misspelling 'language' while abusing somebody about their spelling.)

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:16:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Aww, guys...

Thank you!

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you did have more time.

And you had mine to take your ideas from.

Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:13:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You can't be serious. Yours reads like a essay turned in by slightly retarded freshman, his reads like the sneak pick of a good book.

Are you so goddamn jaded that you can't form a rational fucking thought?!? He fucking slaughtered you, you twat.

FLUSH DAMNIT FLUSH..

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I love how when I posted it, she tried to say

"It's not fair, you had more time than me!"

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"So those who say that maddness are random acts"

That makes no sense, and it's spelled wrong. The rest of the post is no better. You just raped the english launguage up the ass, you stupid twat.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:08:58 (#)
Ranking: 0

whatever, its better then 2

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHsnortHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:08:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

whatever, its better then 2

Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:06:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

What's wrong with submission 1? Are you kidding me? The fact that I printed it out and wiped my ass with it might offer you some sort of hint.

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thanks for the great idea...

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What's wrong with submission 1? Are you kidding me? The fact that I printed it out and wiped my ass with it might offer you some sort of hint.

Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

sumbission two, hands down

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

whats wrong with submission 1?????

Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Aww I feel sorry for her

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I cant stress enough how much entry one sucked balls. If you submitted this in UberMadness, you'd have people with torches and pitchforks in front of your door, you fucking knob

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-29 03:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I really hope number one was a joke, Submission 2 gets my vote even though it probably doesnt count

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks, man.

Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-08-29 02:59:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 02:46:14 (#)
Ranking: 0

whatever, its still early

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yeah, it's like 20 to 0. You haven't a got a fucking vote, and everyone is slamming your sopohomoric bullshit (well, I'd say kindergartenoric, but that's not a word).

You remind me much of the last bits of shit that seems to float to the top before going away. You hold out that optimistic view that you've still got a chance. You don't, you lost before wrote that tripe. You've lost the ability to float, and your descending to the bottom. Just have the decency to not leave a shitstain and leave gracefully, your beaten.

FLUSH

Submission II of course, the other was shit.

Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-08-29 02:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SUBMISSION 2.

The first one said the words method and madness way too many times. Seriously, what the fuck?

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 02:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

whatever, its still early

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-29 02:44:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Duh. I wrote it like that because of the person below me. I meant submission 2, of course.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 02:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Might as well just e-mail me your password now..

Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-08-29 02:43:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

<<no vote>>

LOser has to give password and leave UBER forever....

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-29 02:43:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SUBMISSION TWO!!!!!!!

Obviously.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-29 02:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SUBMISSION II. Easily. One was a clusterfuck.

Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2004-08-29 02:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Submission II


But I thought that the loser was going to have to leave Uber for good.
Yeah, maybe that was a bit extreme.

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-29 02:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-29 02:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Whoever wrote number two will be tongued by myself.

or um.. I have like 5 dollars you can have.

Submitted by roBot <playersauctionman.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-08-29 02:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SUBMISSION 2 - loved it

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-29 02:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SUBMISSION 2

Submission 1 is utter shite. Honestly. WHO WRITES LIKE THAT?

+2 anyway for mentioning my name numerous times.


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