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Great Provider; Destructor... Volklcess (771 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.89 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Puking Dog (View user info) at 2004-08-29 03:34:54 EDT


Headphones on, I begin to mow the lawn, the summer rains having cooled the world so that my leaves are already falling, much too early. The great protector bathes me, and kills me slowly.

An egg, feeding on its hydrogen yolk, soaking in its helium feces. The air is cool and smells of autumn, but the direct warmth tells the truth - all powerful...

Aging me while exacting my reverence, I see her only when the clouds allow. Her sister is but a poor imitation.

I witness but a moment; her birth will engulf me and her broken shell will pass a billion miles... today I love her.

Virgo tattoo on the hip; so lovely and divine. Unreachable, unattainable. Smooth belly that causes blood to rush, imagination soars...

When you become aware, you realize it will never be, and until then you never notice...
I love you Volklcess... and all those that are you


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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-03-31 15:46:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-10-25 14:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I shall challenge you to a duel.

She's MINE.

Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-10-13 17:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is very sweet, PukingDog. I'm very flattered. Sorry I didn't see it sooner!


:-)
Phoenix

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-09-03 09:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

beautiful

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-08-29 11:27:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

sweet.


Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-08-29 05:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That has got to be one of the best uber-love posts I've ever read...

Submitted by Shank (user info) at 2004-08-29 04:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Poetic, very nicely done, if this thing had a 5 you'd get it.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 04:28:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YEEEEE-HAAWWWW!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-29 03:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BACK OFF! AH SEEN 'ER FIRST! PAW, GET THE SHOTGUN


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