My first post. (360 hits)
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Submitted by Adrick H. <cma_genius.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-29 04:18:13 EDT
I have no idea what time it is. I know there's a clock on my computer but a.) I'm too lazy to move my eyes from the keyboard, my head is tired and pointing it down is a lot easier than looking at the dang screen, and 2.) chances are the piece of crap's wrong. I have no idea what day it is, haven't had any clue all summer. I have no idea what month it is and I don't care. Life is good. Working out, Playing games, Reading Investors Buisness Daily, Laughing at our bitch ass of a President, and whatever else seems to happen when it does. Well what do you know i'm playing America's Army and kicking ass is getting boring, simple click and click and it's gone. Now what can I do? I know America's Army, no-- nah, I just did that. BUT WAIT! How about making it a little more fun. As I wipe the malicious and devious smile from my face I open google, although for the records I much prefer Yahoo. Clacking away softly as not to wake anyone I type in " Aim Bot." Now, for the less game educated and simply for the less educated AIMBOTS are programs, generaly refered to in the gaming community as hacks, that allow you to shoot better by helping you or aiming for you. However the fruits of my labor, which were never reaped was interrupted by this beautiful piece of Piss Pants Comedy;
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40438
My, oh My! HOW I LAUGHED! HOW I CRIED, HOW I PEED, AND HOW I SENT IT TO EVERYONE ON MY MANY IM PROGRAMS! Oh, google surprises me yet again, eh? It would appear so.
In my curiosity I began rummaging through the site reading or Cocaine, Hot Women, Lesbians, Pregnancy, and many other topics. I was afraid at it's vastness, and slightly confused, yet I love a good scam so I signed up! Now in my first hour membership I am composing a piece of literature that skews from the vivid and leaves you confused in no way what so never ever run away hop-o pottami jo jo frungle ta tang a tang beatbox aristocrat pie. ANYWAYS! I was thinking just a moment ago, this would be a perfect place for me to publish my wood-be Lyrics, Poems, News, and other non sense. But I have no idea what this website is about. Then, that got me thinking, I like thinking a lot, I could run philosophy, But what is with the rating system? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS SITE. But, as I digress I realise I do not have to. I just need to write till my fingers are numb like a twelve year old discovering the magic of masturbation, "look mom! I made mayonaise!" AHHHH the joys of mas--- In retrospect I shouldn't have said that. Life is good. I only live it once, so why not say it, never have never will beat the meat, some lucky lady, or unlucky depending on the lady and me at the current time, will get the pleasure of knowing they have traumatized me forever. Whether postitively or negatively, we shall see on my wedding day, or when I get to college. Damn 10th grade is gonna suck harder then a dirt devil giving satan a bl--- But I digress. PEACE! VOTE ME HIGH! I think...
Salom, Harmony! and if you question who this is I shall stand where all can hear my booming resonance and scream "¡cSoy!"
User Reviews
Submitted by Shank (user info) at 2004-08-31 03:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I assume you mean clever you dipshit, as you are not.
Submitted by Mentally_Challenged_Dwarf <@snowhitespad.com> at 2004-08-29 05:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's not big and it's not clevar!
Submitted by MysteryUber <crazypsychomonkey.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-08-29 05:15:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Watch and learn.
This is an example of a GOOD post:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43268
Submitted by MysteryUber at 2004-08-29 05:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Watch and learn.
This is an example of a GOOD post:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43268
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-29 05:05:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If this is shenanigans, it's wonderfully done.
If it's not:
We don't like you.
We will never like you.
You are here to entertain us, not to post drivel and tongue fuck our assholes.
This whole post can be summed up as "What a cool game! Can I play with u? LOL!!!1"
You fucking suck. Hard.
Welcome to fucking Uber, cunt.
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-08-29 04:25:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
She-nan-na-fucking-gins.
I hope.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-29 04:25:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
read this, stupid
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36844
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-08-29 04:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow! For a First Post, this was amazing!
Amazingly Shitty.
Fuck you. No One cares. Never Post again. I'm serious.