morning cup of coffee (778 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.5 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Surge <MacDaddySurge.at.Yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-29 10:43:02 EDT
to day i drank to much coffee. i always use those over-the-counter sex pills but they hardly work(no pun intended). but this morning when i took them with my coffee and some viagra, something strange started to happen. my hands and feet started to tingle. then the sensation started down my arms and up my legs towards my abdomen. slowly the sensation found its way to my 'uber'. as if i had seen the most beautiful woman undress before me and take a shit on a two-year-old boy, my penis be came very much hard. so much so that my veins were distinct and quite visible. i imidiatly took off all of my clothes and started masturbating. it was great, i moved closer and closer towards my final climax i could feel arteries and veins in my penis starting to burst, causing little painful, but at the same time, sexy, sensations. my whole body started going into convultions (i could barely keep control of my car). all of the sudden it happend, the tip of my penis exploded and a mixture of blood, seminal fluid, and love started to flow out of the gaping hole where my 'head' used to be. needless to say it was the best orgasm i have ever had, and even with my family jewels busted and crippled, i hope that one day i will be able to reach it again
User Reviews
Submitted by The_Walrus (user info) at 2004-08-29 13:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
haha
Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-08-29 11:32:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
my ruber
Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-08-29 11:14:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
we should always say yes to what feels good, no matter how bad it is for you
Submitted by Batsu (user info) at 2004-08-29 10:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My minds says no...but my penis says yes...
Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-08-29 10:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
its ubertastic