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Category: Sports

Rating: -1.45 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Someone pretending to be Bart Cilfone (View user info) at 2004-08-29 15:00:24 EDT


so yesterday i had to take a massive dump. I was all out of toilet paper. So i goto walmart, and take a huge crap. If their toilets weren't jet powered it more than likely would have been cloged up. Afterwards i bought some toilet paper for only $1.05. You know those self check out lanes? well god damn i hate the idiots that use them. The whole point of the self check out lane is to speed things up, they're not fo those fucking indiots that don't know what the hell their doing. They fucking slow the whole thing down! I just want to tell them to get the fuck out of the way you idiot! Thats my story/rant and im sticking to it.








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Submitted by The_Walrus (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck you

Submitted by kingjc (user info) at 2004-08-29 17:45:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

the most disgusting photo I have ever seen. likely to haunt me at nights!

Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-08-29 17:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

People who post as other users rule.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-29 16:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because StonedSilly says I don't count.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 16:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That is just nasty!!!

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-08-29 15:22:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I've seen that picture far too many times.

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-08-29 15:15:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

send all complaints and kiddie porn to: briancte.at.hotmail.com

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-08-29 15:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm sure there's a person out there that deserves to be killed more than you, but I can't think of one right now.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-29 15:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Not again.

Submitted by fartmilfone (user info) at 2004-08-29 15:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Its up to almos 3 inches

Submitted by User9000 (user info) at 2004-08-29 15:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Horrible.

Submitted by fartmilfone (user info) at 2004-08-29 15:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

mmm_beefy

Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-08-29 15:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Horrible, but +2 since it's you Bart. Oh, by the way, did those penis enlargement pills I sent Razor work? I kind of got sick of you bitching about how small his penis is, and how loose your asshole is from getting fucked by well hung nigger bucks all the time. I know those pills are usually bullshit, but I thought they might at least get Razor up to 3.5 maybe 4 inches. anything that helps right?

Submitted by briancte (user info) at 2004-08-29 15:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

why the hell are you copying my posts?


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