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Category: Politics

Rating: -0.47 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Someone pretending to be Bart Cilfone (View user info) at 2004-08-29 18:18:15 EDT


My fellow Ubersiters,

There comes a time in everyone's life to stop and reflect. To reflect upon where we've been. To reflect upon where we are. To reflect upon where we want to be.

Today is August 29th, 2004. One year ago today on August 29th, 2003, we had 5435 users. Ubersite just recently eclipsed the 11,000 user mark and as I'm writing this, we've surpassed 11,200. What happened? What has drawn such a crowd? Why have six thousand people shown up at our door? How did you psychos find this place?

Google. Maddox. Bored at Work. I heard about it from a friend. I met a crazy haired guy with glasses in a bar and he wouldn't leave me alone until I agreed to sign up. However it is that people found this place, something made them stay. They like it here. They like you and me and us and everybody else.

Ubersite is a little like a college dorm room. It's small. It's cramped. There are too many people. You're embarassed to say you ever spend time there. At any gi



























































































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Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-08-30 03:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ah yes, I remember the days of last summer, when there were just about 1000 users signed up. Sadly, quantity and quality rarely go hand in hand.

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/43327

Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-08-29 20:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I remember a time when there were less than 1600 registered users. Those were the days that DIDN'T suck.

CURSE YOU MADDOX.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-08-29 19:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

clever

Submitted by alu (user info) at 2004-08-29 19:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-29 19:27:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Okay let's ban Bart, he's fucking with his own website way too much.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-29 19:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's nasty Bart.

Submitted by fartmilfone (user info) at 2004-08-29 19:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Like yo mom

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-29 18:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like how they censor the fat girl's pussy as if it was 'offensive'

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-08-29 18:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The laughter only aided the gag reflex.

Pea soup, anyone?



BASTARD.

Submitted by fartmilfone (user info) at 2004-08-29 18:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_Walrus (user info) at 2004-08-29 18:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I've been scarred

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-29 18:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This just as I am about to eat sweet and sour chicken.

Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-08-29 18:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I was left dazed and confused.

Submitted by butterball (user info) at 2004-08-29 18:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mah??

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-29 18:21:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Penises equal automatic -2.

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-08-29 18:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

There was less than 2789 users a year ago.


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