My N-DATE Misanthropy (NSFW) (1102 hits)
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Submitted by YELLOW MAN <yellow_man832002.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-29 21:15:48 EDT
GUTEN TAG fellow readers and this is a seris I like to call my N-DATE adventures. See I was out surfing the net and by accident i found a nazi dating service. Now im not a nazi nor do i condone the acts of a nazi I just simply thought i would date a few to see what it was like (you know experiment and what not) well my user name for such a particular event was Whitey-Ford I can't remember why but yeah ok well i met this crazy nazi with the start like this i'll call her lola i dont know why the name popped in my head well here it goes.
white-flower: hello
whitey-ford: hey
white-flower: so are you white?
whitey-ford: last time I checked
white-flower: good cause i dont like any other race other then my own I think well I was once attracted to a cheeky fellow by the name of norb he looked afghani but thats a long story by itself
whitey-ford: i'll bet.
white-flower: can you send me a pic of yourself by any chance?
whitey-ford: certainly just give me a sec
white-flower: alright
whitey-ford: sent
white-flower: hey your hott
whitey-ford: ehh i try lol
white-flower: so you want to go out on a date or something?
whitey-ford: uhh sure
so we met at my favorite german restraunt in town it was ran by some jewish guys, hell why don't you try to make sense out of what I just said. Well i took the N-TRAIN down to the B-TRAIN and met my buddy E-TRAIN in the subway we talked for a few minutes and then I booked it after giving him a few bucks to get a sandwich. Well I arrived at the entrance and this beautiful blue eyed blonde haired i'd have to say 36 c woman walked up to me with a smile and the conversation wen't as followed
lola: John?
Me: yes?
lola: hey its me lola you know white-flower
me: oh hey!
lola: wow you look even better in person
me: thanks and you look ravishing
lola: thank you, shall we go in?
me: sure
so we enter the place and were greeted by a big jewish man who gives us menus and we go and have our seat. well we get comfortable order some drinks and get down to business
lola: so what do you do?
me:I work at a sperm bank
lola: excuse me?
me: I'm kidding I work as a manager of a hotel down town
lola: oh really any chance I could see what it looks like
me: well lets see where the night takes us ok (I winked at her)
lola(laughed a little laugh): alright, well I work as a meter maid
me: oh really any chance you can tear up some of my outstading fines lol
lola: well lets see where the night takes us shall we (winks at me)
me(laughs a little laugh): so tell me why were you on the nazi dating service.
lola: cause I am one.
me: seriously?
lola: yeah well aren't you?
me: well no I just went on it to meet people with a different perspective.
lola: well, that killed the mood
me: uhh ok
lola: I can't believe your not a nazi
me: well i'm sorry I believe that everyone is equal and that the white race is not the supreme race.
lola: well it makes sense considering your clothes and you brought me to this jewish german theme restraunt what kind of loser are you?
me: the kind of loser that knows a bitch from a walrus im out of here
so I start walking out of there and then she runs after me and this dialogue follows
lola: please don't leave i'm willing to give you a second shot.
me:well alright but mind you im not a nazi
lola: it's alright I can deal with that, but your going to have to deal with this (rips off her wig and then says) YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D
ok that last part was totally made up I just thought I would change a few things around to get your attention this is how her line really went
lola: it's alright I can deal with that for now
me: well my opinion isnt going to change on the topic I mean i've actually dated girls of another race as well.
lola: have you had sex with them?
me: well some of them yes is that a problem?
lola: eww you dirty jew get the hell away from me
me: ok psycho bye.
well I wen't home without the busty beauty around my arm and managed to get some mc'donalds on my way home my buddy e-train did pretty well today at his job and asked me how my date wen't (e-train is the guy who introduced me to the site) I told him she was a crazy bitch and he consoled me and then we went back to his place and had crazy anal sex
(another made up part) but any ways i talked to her a few days later on line the conversation goes as followed
Me:hey
lola: uhh what do you wan't
me: thought I would just say hi is all
lola: you sick bastard I don't even want to even acknowledge your existance.
me: well you do that
lola has signed off
well there you have it one crazy nazi girl down who know's how many to go oh and I included a picture of a girl who looked similar to the girl I went on the date with hence the NSFW. and yes i'm going to continue all this because I simply have nothing better to do so hate me all you wan't all it will do is give me more of a reason to keep on HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
User Reviews
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-30 07:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not good at all. This is the way to do it: http://www.ubersite.com/m/42985
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-08-30 00:17:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-30 00:04:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF IS TAHT A NAKID LADY???!?!111 LOL WTF OMG
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OMG OMG OMG LMAO LMAO ROFL IST SREU FACKIN IS DUDE OMG LOL ROFL ROLF
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-30 00:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHA
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-30 00:04:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF IS TAHT A NAKID LADY???!?!111 LOL WTF OMG
Submitted by Master-Shake (user info) at 2004-08-30 00:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-08-29 23:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-08-29 23:36:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll do as i please if you don't like it then don't read it.
if I don't like it, I'll give it a -2. whoops already done
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the minus two i don't mind its the lame comments i can do with out
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-08-29 23:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll do as i please if you don't like it then don't read it.
if I don't like it, I'll give it a -2. whoops already done
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-08-29 23:21:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-08-29 23:02:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
if you want a positive rating for porn, just post porn
don't post porn to make your writing appear to suck less
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i'll do as i please if you don't like it then don't read it.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-08-29 23:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
if you want a positive rating for porn, just post porn
don't post porn to make your writing appear to suck less
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:04:33 (#)
Ranking: 1
-1 for a poorly written satire based on JMG's work.
-1 for even joking about letting a guy do you in the butt.
+3 for gratuitous usage of porn to save your post.
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Total: +1
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yeah i didnt think this one through a whole hell of a lot i just woke up a few hours ago and had a weird weekend i guess you would say and yeah its meant to be stupid either way so poorly written or not its still stupid hell even i acknowledge that fact.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:04:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
-1 for a poorly written satire based on JMG's work.
-1 for even joking about letting a guy do you in the butt.
+3 for gratuitous usage of porn to save your post.
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Total: +1
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:34:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:32:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well that makes you a better man than me.
I would have boinked her first then told her I slept with other races.
Hot Nazi Meter maids. Hmmmmmmm
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damn didnt think about that can I borrow your brain for the next date lol ;)
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well that makes you a better man than me.
I would have boinked her first then told her I slept with other races.
Hot Nazi Meter maids. Hmmmmmmm
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah yea ye y?
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nazi PUNK'D...I'd watch that.
"Watch what happens when Dax here dresses up like a Nazi at a Jewish health spa and leads people into the showers! Bet they'll have a gas!"