Why Netprophet is a Tool or the Ignorance of Some People (804 hits)
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Submitted by dakingisdead<ojs.at.iinet.net.au> (View user info) at 2004-08-29 21:17:42 EDT
Continuing on with the string of shitty posts:
On Friday I posted the following http://www.ubersite.com/m/41782.
As you can see I was feeling down with the winter blues and Mr Big Brain Netprophet just had to show his ignorance by putting up the following review:
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-27 08:11:05 (#)
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"I am so looking forward to summer and some warmth and being able to get back to the beach and the pool."
Uhhh... summer's ending, dude. There's like... three days left to it.
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Obviously he has never managed to graduate from kindy geography or he would know that whilst the northern hemisphere (and yes that does include America) is having summer those of us who happen to live in the greatest country in the world, Australia, are having winter.
I do see your problem though Prophet. You are obviously a member of The Flat Earth Society and believe that the world being round is a conspiracy of Zionist intelligencia.
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Having travelled in America and whilst living in Canada I was always surprised at the ignorance of a lot of people I met when it came to geography.
The number of people who I spoke to who thought that Australia is somewhere in Europe totally astounded me.
I would have to re-educate them along the lines of : "NO you idiot that is Austria!"
Anyway I am still looking forward to summer and swimming in the ocean.
The following picture is also real and undoctored for anyone who doubts it and wants to call shenanigans.
User Reviews
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-12 23:14:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-30 06:57:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree. NetProphet seems to think he, and he alone, determines who and what can be posted here.
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It's a tough job... but someone has to do it.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-08-30 08:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aussie, aussie, aussie. Oi oi oi.
Ok I'm done =)
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-30 06:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree. NetProphet seems to think he, and he alone, determines who and what can be posted here.
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-08-30 01:19:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the picture. I forget where it is, but isnt it the only place where great whites breach the water? Man, it would suck to be a seal there.
I remember something along the lines of the boat photographing being in danger of having a shark jump fucking into it.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-29 23:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I jsut remembered that you'rea tool. -2
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-29 23:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:50:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
What's the point of this post?
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Like Netprophet said.
It is also an idiot trap and I just caught another one.
RIDE SALLY RIDE LYRICS
Lou Reed (is cool something you will never be)
Sit yourself down
Bang out a tune on that grand piano
Sit yourself down
Lay languidly down upon that sofa
Ooohhh, isn't it nice
When your heart is made out of ice
Ride, sally, ride
It's not your time or way of confusion
Ride, sally, ride
'cause if you don't, you'll get a contusion
Ooohhh, isn't it nice
When your heart is made out of ice
Sit yourself down
Take of your pants, don't you know this is a party
Sit yourself down
Why do you think we brought all these people, miss brandy
Ooohhh, isn't it nice
When you find your heart's made out of ice
Ride, sally, ride
It's not your time, it's just your confusion
Ride, sally, ride
It's not your time, you'll get a contusion
Ooohhh, isn't it nice
When you find your heart is made out of ice
(ride, sally ride)
(ride, ride, ride, ride, sally ride) ride, sally, ride
(ride, ride, ride, ride, sally ride) hey, ride, sally, ride
(ride, ride, ride, ride, sally ride) ride, sally, ride
(ride, ride, ride, ride, sally ride, oh-oh-oh, oh)
(ride, ride, ride, ride, sally ride, hey-hey-hey, hey-hey)
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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-08-29 23:00:59 (#)
Ranking: -1
really weak hate post
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Who said I hated Netprophet?
If I wanted to write a hate post I would make it a goody.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-29 23:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"greatest country in the world, Australia, are having winter"
True, so true!
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-08-29 23:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
really weak hate post
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:57:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:50:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
What's the point of this post?
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To make it apparent that I'm an ass. Duh.
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What's the point of this post?
Submitted by Bender at 2004-08-29 22:47:42 EDT (#)
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The world's not round.
It's spherical.
no, but close enough
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:39:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:26:21 (#)
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Isn't the Nile in Australia?
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hahahahahahahahaha Nice.
So is the Danube and the Sears tower.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Isn't the Nile in Australia?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:01:31 EDT (#)
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The world's not round.
It's spherical.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:00:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:56:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
Prophet that would make you a necrophiliac since she was dead before you were even born.
Hell you must be doing something right because I still haven't managed to piss anyone off here enough to get even ONE hate post. And at times I have been trying!
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I just say whatever happens to be on my mind at the moment, be it right or wrong. You're right, it had slipped my mind that you might have been from a different continent. Having been to Australia during their winter (it being July at the time), I was aware of this at some point in my life, but left the ignorant comment just the same.
That's how my mind happens to operate. I don't necessarily investigate the logic underlying every conclusion I draw. Perhaps that's the cause of so much hate against me. But as I've said, I'm not complaining- attention is attention, right?
=D
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:56:26 EDT (#)
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Prophet that would make you a necrophiliac since she was dead before you were even born.
Hell you must be doing something right because I still haven't managed to piss anyone off here enough to get even ONE hate post. And at times I have been trying!
Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:55:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I do see your problem though Prophet. You are obviously a member of The Flat Earth Society and believe that the world being round is a conspiracy of Zionist intelligencia."
ITS NOT ROUND JUDEN!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:52:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:49:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
I vouch for picture:
I saw that shit on discovery channel, man.
BTW:
I know it's winter there, and I'm an american. However, I'd like to say that this is the SHITTIEST SUMMER I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN.
Is it wrong that I've been looking forward to summer since december, and it STILL HASN'T FUCKING GOTTEN HERE.
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+2 because he's a tool
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:48:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
NetProphet, these hate posts were the best things to ever happen to you.
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Seriously. Save for that one time I had sex with daking's mom.
I mean, come on- I have under 5000 TOTAL hits. I'm getting more attention than I deserve.
Well, shit... I'm not complaining.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:50:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Apu: You look familiar, sir. Are you on the television or something?
Homer: Sorry, buddy. You got me confused with Fred Flintstone.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I vouch for picture:
I saw that shit on discovery channel, man.
BTW:
I know it's winter there, and I'm an american. However, I'd like to say that this is the SHITTIEST SUMMER I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN.
Is it wrong that I've been looking forward to summer since december, and it STILL HASN'T FUCKING GOTTEN HERE.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:48:32 EDT (#)
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NetProphet, these hate posts were the best things to ever happen to you.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:46:16 EDT (#)
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Third hate post in two weeks. Sweet.
I'd give this a -2, since it's a shitty post, but it seems better to increase the peace around here.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:31:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't give a shit about NetProphet but this picture kicks ass.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's an Australia?
Submitted by DataForge22 (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Right on. I have family in NZ so I know how you feel.