The time I took a shit on my neighbor's yard (EXTEME NSFW) (2180 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -0.09 on 43 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Degreeless SUPERQUEEN <godandjesustakeitinthebutt.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-29 22:35:04 EDT
A few days ago, my plumbing started to block up. On an unrelated note, I recently flushed your mom down the toilet. So anyway my neighbor pissed me off because we was all "I'm going to pray for your soul cause you blah blah blah" so I went over today cause I had to take a mean shit and sprayed it all over his windows. How I did it was simple. I shit in a bucket and poured water into it and mixed it all together. I attached a hose and turned it on, repainting his house free of charge. Later, he came over and thanked me and I farted in his mouth. What a small world we live in.
Oh yeah, just so you know, my last camwhore was real (http://www.ubersite.com/m/37136 just in case you never saw it). That was when I was in eighth grade. This is a more current picture from Junior Graduation. I'm the white girl on the right.
User Reviews
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-03-22 23:36:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
teeth yellow
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-11 02:42:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ballsack
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-10-31 15:40:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
woah, you've got some chunky arms.
but hey its okay because i dig girls with chunky arms.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-05 22:29:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
take it up the Gary, LMFAOAOAOAOAOAO
Submitted by richbacon (user info) at 2004-09-04 22:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This most certainly gave me a boner.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-04 22:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not the Asian one, I'm the white girl, retard.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-09-04 22:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-31 00:29:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
So at exactly what point in your life did you turn asian?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-04 21:59:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-09-04 21:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA SHIT
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-04 21:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-09-04 17:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-30 14:44:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Balls, she is one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life.
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Okay. I finally see the light. It took all this time for me to hit this comment and realize Koolmang is THE best shenanigans alter on Ubersite.
Because this can't be real.
It can't be.
Nobody is that stupid.
Submitted by dickhead (user info) at 2004-08-31 00:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I forgot to ask if you take it up the Gary?
Submitted by dickhead (user info) at 2004-08-31 00:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Very nice. If I didn't live so far away I would...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-31 00:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So at exactly what point in your life did you turn asian?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-08-30 23:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you are a very charming young lady.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-08-30 22:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are fucking hot.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-30 19:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your pretty good looking, but I would do horrible, horrible things to the chick on the left.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-30 17:53:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*sigh*
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-30 14:44:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Balls, she is one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life.
Submitted by The_Walrus (user info) at 2004-08-30 14:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The pic was nice..
then I started picturing you taking a "mean shit"
-2
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-30 14:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-08-30 07:46:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
The chick on the left is pretty good. The person you claim is you looks kind of chunky.
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Are you kidding? She's drop-dead gorgeous! So beautiful...
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-30 14:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I seriously can't stop looking at this picture.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-30 08:58:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
teh msg destroyah teh msg is ghey
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-30 08:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:50:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because retaliation -2s are not cool
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Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:44:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Minus two because you're a tool.
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I'm sorry, capibara. Have a "kiss and make up" +2. This should average out to a 0 with my other review.
Oh, and the girl in the middle of the three has the Crazy Eyes going on. Like from "The New Guy".
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-08-30 07:46:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The chick on the left is pretty good. The person you claim is you looks kind of chunky.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-30 07:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-30 01:17:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're so beautiful, I'll never get a girl that hot.
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Who cares about the post, 'Mang's comment is pure gold!
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-30 01:17:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're so beautiful, I'll never get a girl that hot.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-30 01:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't see any white chicks there.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-30 00:15:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You seem like a liar type to me.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-30 00:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I realize there is a dispute over the validity of these pictures, but I assure you that they are 100% authentic. I am depicted in both photographs, besides, why would I lie to you?
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-08-29 23:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
love the pic - +2
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-29 23:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's not you.
Submitted by dirtygook. (user info) at 2004-08-29 23:29:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CHING CHONG BAK TAK WITE BRED!
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-08-29 23:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-29 23:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd definitely do myslef in the pooper
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-29 23:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll make a note of that, munkeypants.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-29 23:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd do ya in tha poopah
Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:50:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because retaliation -2s are not cool
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Minus two because you're a tool.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I say that pic is shenanigans. I never put my own name in a picture.
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your friend is cute.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh yeah, I just saw that typo where I said "I shit in a bucket". That was meant to be "shat".
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-29 22:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
way to fix them teeth.