Why oversized board shorts are bad (814 hits)
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Submitted by Jon <jont2005.at.comcast.net> (View user info) at 2004-08-30 00:49:37 EDT
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Submitted by NETHOS (user info) at 2004-08-30 10:40:18 EDT (#)
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YOU'RE SHIT AND NOBODY LOVES YOU!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-30 09:43:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-30 03:34:42 EDT (#)
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Wow.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-08-30 01:29:53 EDT (#)
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Instead of posting your story in a review, just write it again and re-post. The new post will take the place of the old post on the front page.
Submitted by WallFlower (user info) at 2004-08-30 01:20:22 EDT (#)
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My ex wore the silk boxers I bought him to P.T. (Physical Training) in. Needless to say, he never did that again, and I soon had competition to keep him.
Submitted by JorKen (user info) at 2004-08-30 01:17:52 EDT (#)
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damn I feel your pain, not boardshorts, but 99.9% of all males haev had this happen to em, and if not, then they dont have a dick, or it'l happen to them tommorow.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-30 00:58:27 EDT (#)
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well, that explains it all.
Submitted by JonnyBoy (user info) at 2004-08-30 00:58:16 EDT (#)
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Well, Thursday was definately an experience. I take PE classes at the local college Monday - Thursday. I had recently lost weight, and I needed new shorts for my swimming classes so I went out and bought a pair.
By thursday class had already been in session for 2 weeks, so I decided that I should change it up and wear a different pair of swimming trunks. The only thing I found were my old board shorts. I looked at them, and thought "Well, I wear a 34 but 36 should do"
Was I ever wrong, class started and things were going great, then we started actually swimming about half way in. Usually the swimming is my favorite part, but not this time.
I got up on my side, started kicking and I felt something good, something really good. Before I knew it I had popped a boner in the middle of the pool.
At first you may think "Well that happened to me once". But I bet you werent surrounded by a bunch of fat, saggy titted 70 year olds. Not a single hottie in sight. I freaked out I didn't know what to do. So I swam over to the gutter, I spit in it and acted like I was coughing. My plan worked beautifully, my wood subsided and I went back out into the center of the pool. What I didn't realize is that I would be swimming again, and I popped another boner, I could do nothing but look around, and try to make the blood go somewhere else. It didn't work, I just had to keep wanter moving around me to try to blur my massive hard on...
ehh...I'd go more into depth, but I am too tired... Well, laugh at my misfourtune...and dont let oversized board shorts give you a hard on, it is embarassing...
Submitted by JonnyBoy (user info) at 2004-08-30 00:50:06 EDT (#)
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Sorry about that, I will post my story in a Ranking soon