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Drug of Choice: Hydrocodone (1149 hits)

Category: Science & Environmental

Rating: 0.5 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Banga3386 <tanzia682.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-30 04:43:08 EDT


That's right kids, it's most people's favorite downer pill; Vicodin. Yaay! Me mum had knee surgery and she's loaded to the gills with my favorite stash of white powder pills. I first tasted the glory about 3 years ago when my dentist (also my uncle, my dentist uncle who believes in no pain and also having a lot of fun with no pain) prescribed them to me 20 at a time whenever i had dental work done. Sadly I've had more dental procedures done than I'd like to mention. So I was always loaded.

I also happen to have a bad back; the tooth pain would never last that long (Dr. Joe was damned good) so I'd use the little blue pills to help with my back pain. They worked like the devil; made the pain go away, gave me GREAT buzzes (especially when combined with alcohol), but tore up my stomach which coincidentally caused my back to hurt in the places where the pain was origionally.

I got hooked on the little bastards after a while and eventhough they made me go into a state of goofyness, speed like hell, or into zone out time, I would pop one before a show (i played progressive metal for 5 years, very phyisically demanding especially with my incorrect posture and lack of proper technique) and then try to perform. Didn't always work. I decided to quit them cold turkey, sold the rest of my stash, also decided to quit drinking, and what the shit while I'm at it I'll quit smoking. I damn near killed my mailman.

I was withdrawling so bad that I couldn't stop shaking, moving, talking at all. I stayed up for about 4 days straight, I worked doubles just because I had the energy and was constantly cutting my fingers because I was moving the product away faster than the knife could cut it. I'm all better now, that was about 9 months ago.

Back to modern day. My back has been giving me trouble but not at all like before. I haven't had a day off in over a month and all but 3 days out of my week are doubles. I need a break or at least a loverly little escape. I took a half of a 500mg vicodin when I started writing and I'm pretty buzzed right now.

At first I was feeling nothing naturally but as time goes on I can feel it creeping into my body and mind. My hands are very gittery and I'm typing a lot faster than normal. I have a slight case of the itchies and I'm popping all joints constantly. I feel that I need to be doing more but can't multi-task any more than I can right now. If I were drumming I'd be bitching that I don't have a bigger "third leg" so as to play another drum. I know a lot of people that just zone out and can relax on this drug but I sometimes speed my balls off. My balls done left the room.

I feel less, much like there is a thin coating over all of my body. I can feel the pain not really going away, but more like the pain receptors aren't sending the negative information to my brain. I can still tell that there is pain going on but it isn't bothering me. I have been known to take a pill before starting a difficult work shift, before a show, or before a date. I feel more open, relaxed (somehow), and free. I've had sex while stoned off my ass on vicodin and although I don't condone drugs I will say that some of the best sex I've had was on this. I say that meaning that I've performed the best whilst intoxicated, I usually don't cum and if I do I have to work at it but I usually leave the woman satisfied. That probably has to do with me not being able to sit still or stop moving thus trying to over stimulate. Note: during the whole addiction i was dating a nympho who could get off at the drop of a hat so it wasn't that difficult.

At this point I can feel my hands shaking a bit. I'm smoking a lot but that's not really saying anything. My libido is and usually was that of 50/50, I could get off if I want to, it's just a matter of getting off my ass to do it or not if i feel like it.

For fear of going on and on this shall end for now. If anything interesting happens I'll put it in the reply section. Tell me any of your experiences on this pill of doom.



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Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-08-31 06:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

For mentioning The Trooper on my post.

Oh....and it is a good post anyway :)

Submitted by NETHOS (user info) at 2004-08-30 10:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

YOU'RE SHIT AND NOBODY LOVES YOU!

Submitted by WTF? at 2004-08-30 10:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oxycodone is my favourite
hangover remedy.
You go from feeling like shit to flying
in under 1/2 an hour.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-30 08:51:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Never heard of that drug, but I liked this so +2

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-08-30 07:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It makes me sick to my stomach.



Submitted by pilot_light <ltchard.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-08-30 04:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Had some Co-dydramol after an operation. Pain killers....nothing better. But you just sound like a cheap junkie now


Bart: I'll take up smoking and give that up.

Homer: Good for you, son. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest
things you'll ever have to do. Have a dollar.

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