Mr Fok, I salute you (be patent, I’ve have never pasted this much before) (964 hits)
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Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2004-08-30 17:00:20 EDT
On Saturday might we did a foreskin for dinner out. Their was me, and Nobe, and Nobe bright Sally Crote and I bought Jaylena. Instate of a good night out, it all went bad. We augured with each otter and diner was stained. I mean the food was just weed.
I hated the fact that Nobe shoved up with Sally. Sally is watt they call a pulse-size girls these days. She is massif. She stopped on my foot once and broke nine smell bones in my foot. Sally is Nobes fancier. They have been enraged for 11 years.
Salary hates me because she say I corral Nobe and give him bad ideas. She says I am why Nobe is a racer which is total PS because Nobe was the first one to talk to me back in the grade2 when he had a tin can full of Bazil nuts and he said want some Niger-twos to me? (The was a time when Brazen nuts were called bigger-toes).
So Nobe was aridly 'tuned in' and he new the scare, so to peak. I didn't NOT turn him bad.
Now I hopped I cold eat my dinner because Sally looks like the huge and blatant actress Sally Stutters from All in the Family(I think she was maimed after that actress by her dad who liked her) . She's got long cruelly hair that gets in her month when she eats and then she starts chocking on it and the pulls a wad of spit wet hare out of her moth. Grouse!!!
Now I met Jaylena an broth her along and Nobe was insanely in a flush all over my case. See you see Nobe would SWEAR on a stack of biles that Jaylena is a negro which is the dimmest thing ever. Jaylena is a white Christian and as red-hot as that boner-incusing actress who was a Booty Queen named Vanessa Williams.(On a snide note, I will tell you more about Jaylena at a lager date.)
Dam I tell you I may be failing in love with her and Nobe hates it.]
So we went out to sinner at some chink palace called Human & Gok Yuk and that made me laugh cause I said it sound like the food was gong be really good (I was being sadistic) an Saily got on a major fat shiver and says "it's Chimes and Koran fashion you idiot!' And I said "Confusion is rite!
We got a table and sat and the monkey wailer borough us tea and water and soap and my soup looked like some clown dropped a jazz bomb deaf-charge into it and I SAID TO HELL WITCH THAT!
So I got some edge rolls and Jaylena got some pot sticklers and Nobe and sally shared some park buns and I dais "Pork BUMS I guess I now what you too are dong tonight and Nobe hiss like a snake 'shuthefuckupassssshole".
Then the waiver came and he looked RIGHT AT Jaylena an says, "Wanna fok?"
I near dropped my lode! Nobe had his flack knife out and Sally and Jaylena wear tying to clam us down.
The then waiter said again to MY GIRL in his pig iron English "Wanna fok"!
I jump up and threw down and said "YOU GOT A PABLUM!"
I pullet my "nappy-sack " out of my pocket and I call it that cause it's been I've swang it at so many nappy skulls. It's a small letter bag filed with bug shot. It can putt a hurt on.
The water just strode there and smiled. So I swing at him and he makes a smell noise, "Chee' or some thing and the neck thing I now I'm on my back.
I was Kong Food!
So Nobe and I boot ran at him and he kicked our asses! He flubbed and jimmied and did crazy things. And then
He says to us, "I only ask Lay-dee, for eating, if she wan to keep chopstick or use a fok."
Then he shoved us a fork.
I was competently embraced!!!
Nobe and I both prophesized for our axioms to the waiter.
He did fig a good fight , so I salute you, Mr Fok!
I ate my meal quiet and so did Nobe and the woman just talked to itch other. And I didn't even get a deejay from Jaylena on the wag home cause of how I strutted a fight.
It wasn't a title loss though. Nobe and I went back to the place and waited untie closing time and them shook up from beyond and beat the sweat Jesus out of the waiter when he was walking home.
On more thing - Kelly-o you said this in a other place.
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Submitted by
Kellio
all the hate you're carrying will turn into cancer mother
fucker
. When it kills you I'll be pissing on your grave you worthless piece of shit.
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Kelly-o you are so angry you shed be in a cycle ward.
I'm gong to make sure my son berry's me under a eclectic switching station or some other sort of currant-baring system so you get 50 thousand voles through you're Aretha.
User Reviews
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-06-13 16:53:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was Kong Food!
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-01-13 16:42:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I stopped after "foreskin for dinner."
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-01-13 16:38:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-09-21 15:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Then he shoved us a fork.
I was competently embraced!!!
Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaahoooooooooweeeeeeeeyeeeeeehaa!
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-09-21 15:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gold. Brown gold.
Submitted by zxcvvcxz (user info) at 2004-09-21 15:19:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fok'in right.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-09-20 15:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I was Kong Food!"
yes! haha
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-09-02 13:53:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kellio (u ootnote by the way. I'm not that angry a person to be honest, I just enjoy belittling illiterate racist fuckwits such as yourself. =
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KelliO eat CherriOs and GellO whale glistening to the cellO and striking himself to pixels of Maria BellO.
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-09-02 13:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-08-31 16:56:39 (#)
Rankiy God. I really want to know who this "Daniel Jaines" is.----------
Who was that maxed man? Hehheh.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-02 12:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-30 21:45:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice footnote by the way. I'm not that angry a person to be honest, I just enjoy belittling illiterate racist fuckwits such as yourself.
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Kellio, you couldn't belittle algae. You get righteously owned every time you open your mouth, and you're the only person who can't see it.
Submitted by screaney (user info) at 2004-09-02 12:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i really feel sorry for the fools who can't see the value in this writing. for those who don't understand, look up the word 'malapropism' and you will discover a whole new world of daniel jaines' glory.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-08-31 16:56:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my God. I really want to know who this "Daniel Jaines" is. You truly are a genius. I love the analogies you make through spelling errors. This part was great:
"I was competently embraced!!!
Nobe and I both prophesized for our axioms to the waiter."
Awesome.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-30 21:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not only are you posts blatantly racist, but they are damn hard to read because of your illiteracy.
I think from now on I'm not going to bother reading this racist shit written by someone with the literacy skills of a five year old. I think from now on I'll just instantly -2 any post you write without reading it. After all it's just the same racist bullshit over and over again.
Nice footnote by the way. I'm not that angry a person to be honest, I just enjoy belittling illiterate racist fuckwits such as yourself.
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2004-08-30 18:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ridiculous but funny at the same time. I laughed a lot during this.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-30 17:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahahaha
not as funny (or readable) as your others, but still good for a laugh.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-30 17:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is not only pure shit, but it's more horrible than watching Maternity Ward on TLC.
Submitted by charger (user info) at 2004-08-30 17:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I know this series of posts is supposed to be a joke, but they just aren't funny. In fact, on a humor scale, it probably ranks below funerals and surgery for entertainment value.
Give up - you suck.
Submitted by pilot_light (user info) at 2004-08-30 17:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
HA HA .......you fucking illiterate >:(
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-30 17:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You truly are a friend to uber.
Or is it fiend. Can't really tell now.