T. Money needs him some pussy. Apply here. (717 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.2 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Nigga (View user info) at 2004-08-30 20:50:14 EDT
yall bitches thought old T. Money was goin' up the river or sumtin? shit, yall bitches don't have enough faith in t. money. http://www.ubersite.com/m/34582 i shot that fuckin honkey record producer and jewtoast got me off on a technicality or some shit with the promise of some ebony poon. jewtoast may be a smelly old honkey with his braces wearing frapuccino sipping werther's original eating ways, but he's aight. we be rollin' up da cuntry club in t. money's escalade that i just got back from the impound lot.
the cd is off da fuckin heezy. monkeytoast was kind enough to provide back up vocals and shit for my song, "Bitch, gimme dat tail." look for it to hit a goodwill near you. that bein' said, t. money's goan be a big star big blingin an' shit you know how i do. so, t. money's got a propoposition fo the bitches on dis here website. be ma bitch. now, i know you hoes all want da t. money dick, but t. money's got him some prerequisites. dat's right, t. money said prerequisites. jewtoast has decided to get me into harvard law school and shit, so he got me some word of the day toilet paper to wipe my ass wit' instead of 20 dollar bills. andrew jackson can rip a cornhole sumtin fierce!
so, on to da q and a for da t and a.
1) do you like it in da butt?
2) do you love the big black rodney?
3) are you of age, or at least resembling someone that would be of age?
4) do you have any probums wit bein on camera and shit?
5) do you like to get freaky? toys and shit. you know how we do when t. money's a little tired.
6) do you trip if t. money gots him a little action on da side?
7) do you have an ass? i ain't talkin' some piddly flat ass, t. money needs an ass that last fo' days. shit, bitches, yall need a little wiggle in yo waddle.
8) do you have any objection to fuckin' an old rich dude?
9) would you trip if a monkey spanked his monkey while we fuck an shit?
10) does it burn when you pee?
if you answered yes, yes, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, no, and no, you could be one of t. money's bitches. holla back and apply today.
peace.
t. money
User Reviews
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-08-31 12:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
All this shit, and no Kaopectate to be found....
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-08-31 12:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Dis post is off da hizzy
Submitted by onejupiter (user info) at 2004-08-31 12:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
amusing
Submitted by Shank (user info) at 2004-08-31 04:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
T MONEY IS DA MAN! WHAT UP NIG! WO BE CRACILATIN ON THE HEEZY DAWG? DONTCHA BE HATING ON MY SICK SHIT BITCH BE DA HO T MONEY NEEDZ YA!
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-31 03:38:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
T.Money, harvest the cotton, or you're getting lashes, nigger!
Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-08-30 22:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
T. Money is the shit
Submitted by richbacon (user info) at 2004-08-30 22:14:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like it in the butt
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-30 21:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My nigga is back!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-30 21:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
T. Money is not funny. whoever is doing it, trust me on this- give it up.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-08-30 21:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yo, what up G?
My Nigga.
Is there anything funnier than me trying to talk ebonics? I think not.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-08-30 21:16:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kick ass. Keep it real?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-08-30 21:04:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Werd.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-30 21:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shenanigans. Pimps don't know how to write.
Submitted by Nigga (user info) at 2004-08-30 21:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yall bitches don't need to be hatin' on a smooth playa like T. Money.
Brushin' you honkeys off.
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-08-30 21:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you say somthing?
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-08-30 20:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
in a word:
damn.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-08-30 20:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes, yes, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, no, no
Do I win?
Submitted by Nigga (user info) at 2004-08-30 20:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bitches i know you can't resist da t. money cock. holla.