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Category: Romance

Rating: 1.37 on 58 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by sublime <this.is.ross.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-30 23:17:24 EDT


Ok, i told my mom about all this and she said it was totally cool, she even made an itinerary for saturday.

Saturday:

10 am: Everyone shows up at my house
10:01 AM: Put on party hats
10:02 AM: I show you my cool bonsai potato, because real bonsai plants are expensive
10:05 AM: we eat rice krispie squares and Tang
10:30 AM: I show you guys my new bike because its totally fast and sweet
10:31 AM: PMJ cries because his bike got stolen
10:32 AM: Group Hug
10:35 AM: we play basket ball in my driveway and stop because i say Caul is cheating, i cry
11:30 AM: Group Hug
12:00 PM: My dad barbecues hot dogs, 2 each, no complaining
12:30 PM: We play video games and give totally wicked commentary and yell at each other for taking long turns
3:30 PM: We go on Aim and Uber and tell everyone what a good time we are having
4:30 PM: I break out the pinata
4:35 PM: SR cries in a dangerous Pinata related incident, (PMJ swings like a girl)
5:00 PM: We play street hockey because thats what everyone expects as part of the canadian stereotype
6:00 PM: We hop into my parents van, they drive us to Pizza Hut and leave us all alone
6:14 PM: SR demands kids menu + crayons
6:15 PM: SR throws said crayons at waitress
6:16 PM: SR blames Caul
6:17 PM: "Caul" has us kicked out of Pizza Hut
6:20 PM: We go to a Depanneur and look at the skin mags without paying for them, then buy candy
7:00 PM: We get picked up and go back to my place
7:15 PM: We watch movies
12:00 AM: We tell ghost stories
12:13 AM: Caul screams like a girl
4 AM: After whispering and talking about girls we fall asleep
Sometime between 4 AM and 11 AM: I wet the bed
Short time after that: i change sheets with PMJ
11:30 AM: Everyone laughs at Sean
11:31 AM: Sean has a shower
11:46 AM: Group Hug
11:47 AM: I take back the hats
11:48 AM: I kick you all out and invite you back next year.


Ok, seriously whats the plan?

and so that this wasn't a total waste, heres a picture of me and my date on prom, i am so finger banging her

ross.jpg (42 kB)

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Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-09 06:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I can drink all of you pansies under the table!



Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-05 11:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fine by me PMJ. In case you haven't seen it: http://www.ubersite.com/m/44007

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-09-05 11:29:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Works for me.

So, is a finalized time of 9:00 at St-Elizabth cool by everyone?

Also, if anyone needs a pick-up or directions on how to get there, you can send me an email or contact me on AIM at BadassSC.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-04 15:27:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Since a place and time haven't been confirmed yet, I'll just second PMJ.
Sunday at 8-9, St-Elizabeth outback.

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-09-04 14:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

damn I'll be in a drinking mood on sunday...

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-03 01:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Man, did I scare people off because I come from nowhere ?
Don't worry. We know how to party. I mean look at our big annual festivals http://www.festivaldubleuet.qc.ca/ or http://www.festival10jourswestern.com/photos.html

Come one, you know you want to go.



Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:49:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ess-Arr, my hometown (URL pasted in 3 parts since Uber won't take long strings):

1. http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?searchtype=address&formtype=search&co
2. untryid=CA&addtohistory=&country=CA&address=&city=Dolbeau&state=QC&zipcode=
3. &submit=Get+Map

Zoom out to see where it's located.

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking Sweet.

Sunday it is. St-Elizabeth?

This'll be pretty badass, and I'll make sure to bring my digital camera for blackmail purposes.

email me at the potatomanjack79.at.yahoo.com or AIM BadassSC if yoo want.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey, don't fuck you us. It's PMJ who wants to go skiing in the late summer.
Did you go to the world cup game ? How was it ? Did you soil your pants in awe ?

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

c-court hometown where?

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

done, sunday it is... damn now I got to do something with the girlfreind on Saturday... fuck you guys...

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

sunday night works good.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-02 10:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And from my experience Sunday nights were pretty fun.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-02 10:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Would work even better for me PMJ. What about the others ?

Just one favor, if you guys are gonna cancel this, please tell me as soon as possible. I'll make the drive to my hometown (even though I don't really feel like it) instead of staying for the whole week-end.

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-09-02 10:13:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, I'm not sure if I can make it Saturday. I'm going to be up north around St-Sauveur as I said. I might be able to drive back for a beer or two and then go back up north, but there's no way I can get slammed and then make the trip.

I know it isn't the best party night, but seeing as this is a long weekend, would Sunday night partying be possible?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-02 09:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What about PMJ ?

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-09-02 09:04:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I could possibly make it for 8 depending on work... latest 9 though. either way if you don't booze you lose

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-01 18:53:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

1. I turn the big 17 in less than a month, whore,
and 2. its on like donkey kong.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-01 14:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If you guys want to go at like 7 or 8, it would be even better.
I'm still OK with 9-10


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-01 14:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I second you. Not let's see if the 15½ years old and the rich banker will comply.

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-09-01 14:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

st.sulpice at 9 or 10 I say...anyone?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-01 11:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Saturday I'll be at the office in the night so you guys send me an email at when you think you'll be at the St-Elizabeth or St-Sulpice (those were the suggestions) and I'll walk to the bar.

Submitted by sublime <not logged in> at 2004-09-01 10:29:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

so, saturday, what time, where?

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-08-31 17:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what about the spades thingy?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-31 15:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I just hope saturday will do it for me. I would've prefered friday night but I know it's better for you all. I might have to support some shit at work. Even then, I could find time for a beer or two.

Just so you know, I'm not into group hugging. Unless they have tits and a vagina.

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-08-31 14:37:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HA, I just realized that one group hug is 30 minutes long...
Damn this is going to be a good time.

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-08-31 12:28:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

38, he'll be good until 2006 olympics...

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-31 11:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This jersey's awesome. Speaking of hockey, I'm wondering if Lemieux is ever gonna stop playing. He's like what, 40 ?

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-08-31 11:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

nice jersey... I'm gonna where my russian national team jersey...err....

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-31 11:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have only myself to blame.

I'll get extra drunk watching the CAN vs USA game tonight! Check out the jersey's they're supposed to be wearing!

http://www.teamstore.com/store/sell?partno=NHL-20CANADAJER-001


Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-31 11:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHA!

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-08-31 11:07:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll bring my stuffed monkey and we'll pretend that its you...

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-31 11:04:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You guys had better take pics!

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-31 10:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Caul: Hehe, my bad. I meant to say write St-Sauver (you know, the ski hill).

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-08-31 10:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Paintball--I'm up for that, can I wear my Cat in the Hat suit...
it holds more beer,
I'm from the WI, where's all this money I hear about... fuckin' anglos!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-31 09:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"and if you'd like I can buy the whole bar for the night with my crazy English west-island money."
Yeah, you could buy Place Ville-Marie and we could play paintball in it, one section each.

What kind of place is named St-Saveur ?


Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-31 08:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU BASTARD!!!

I can't believe you pinned your bed wetting on me.

Actually, this weekend Sunday night would be better for me, but if it turns out that it's going to be Saturday night, then I can make it back into town (I'm going up north to St-Saveur Friday night). St-Elizabeth or St-Sulpice are great bars, and if you'd like I can buy the whole bar for the night with my crazy English west-island money.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-31 08:15:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

dammit, I wanna go!

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-08-31 08:10:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Pizza Hut Rocks! Last time I went there were no green crayons left so I threw a hissy fit and until the waitress sucked my dick...

Saturday works for me I work until 8 or 9 but I'll head out right after. just say where...
it's all good. I may not have any money left though because I'm heading to Canada vs USA tonight. Pre tanking and post -tanking, not to mention the $10 beers during the game... a plenty...


Submitted by Valacosa (user info) at 2004-08-31 04:12:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+1 For using the word "Depanneur".
+1 For the picture. I thought it was pretty funny with the caption and all.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-08-31 01:29:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-08-31 00:22:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't tag along? Not even on the videogame part?

*sigh*


I'm crushed.........

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
what the fuck i thought she passed uber on... to another place.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-31 01:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Lyric, you can most certainly welcome yourself to my home.

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-31 01:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Lyric can stay at my house. Just a few hours outside of Montreal.

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-31 00:25:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you can come but you can't sleep over, i'm not allowed having girls overnight.

Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-08-31 00:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't tag along? Not even on the videogame part?

*sigh*


I'm crushed.........

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-08-31 00:20:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish there were cool Uberusers that lived within a couple hours of me.

As is I've just got Bart.

Just kidding, Bart.

Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-08-31 00:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh, sorry, I didn't know I could rate this.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-30 23:42:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

great ! I think it'll be ok for ess-arr, I don't know 'bout PMJ.
Now this is my 15th hours...and a half of work so I think I'm gonna go and decease in my bed.

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-08-30 23:42:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AHAHAHA!!!

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-30 23:39:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

sounds fine by me.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-30 23:36:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't want you to tell me to shaddap, I want to know if that sounds OK ?
I find this to be pretty simple really.

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-30 23:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

shaddap, i'm in st-laurent, and not the rich part either.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-30 23:31:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You guys go pick each others with your fat ass 100 000 $ SUV's because everyone knows Montreal english west-islanders are filty rich.

No serious, there's not much plan to be done. Temperature says it'll be nice so we all go to St-Elizabeth outback to start out. I say we go early on saturday night as it seems to be the best day for everyone.

Then we drink. If ideas comes to our drunken mind, we'll improvize.
What do you say ?

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-30 23:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-30 23:27:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

5:00 PM: We play street hockey because thats what everyone expects as part of the canadian stereotype
----------------------------------------

Why play in the street? Isn't it 20 below all year round?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-30 23:25:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because as the old
saying goes, let your children run wild and free.

-- Homer Simpson
Bart vs. Australia
Submitted by Holoman (user info) at 2004-08-30 23:24:57 (#)
Ranking: -2

Even the picture sucks ass.
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-08-30 23:24:44 (#)
Ranking: 2


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ARE ANY OF YOU PMJ, CAUL OR SR???? GET THE FUCK OUT!

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-30 23:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

5:00 PM: We play street hockey because thats what everyone expects as part of the canadian stereotype
----------------------------------------

Why play in the street? Isn't it 20 below all year round?

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-30 23:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because as the old
saying goes, let your children run wild and free.

-- Homer Simpson
Bart vs. Australia

Submitted by Holoman (user info) at 2004-08-30 23:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Even the picture sucks ass.

Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-08-30 23:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2




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