best underage girl site (78084 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.61 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Surge <MacDaddySurge.at.Yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-30 23:31:34 EDT
i know yall are wondering where the link is to the sexy underage sex goddesses is, and beleive me, i am too. but i have to first talk about a new fad that is sweeping the country: oral masturbation. this task is accomplished by contorting your back so that your mouth can please your genitalia. oral sex is regarded to be as good as or better than real sex. the only problem is, finding someone to do it for you. so people are now saying "why not do it myself?". there are three main problems to this approach. one, most people arnt flexable enough to accoplish such a feet. second, if you are a male, is taking a load in your mouth. third, if you are a female, vaginas tast nasty.
i have come up with a solution for each of these problems. but i will not tell you the answer.
except for one. seminal fluid is quite tasty. so that shouldnt be a problem. i also hear that its also nutritional. i drink a shot of my own every day. but back to the under age girls.
there is nothing wrong with watching inocent underage females take off there clothing, probably for nothing, for older men to enjoy. sure it may emotionaly scar them for the rest of their natural born lives, but there is a chance that it wont... im going to take that chance.
there is nothing moraly wrong with having sex with your dog. i do it all the time. there seems to be nothing wrong with me. but i think there is somthing wrong with my dog.
she became pregnant a few months ago. when the babys came i thought they were going to be mine. but they were just normal dogs. the bitch was cheating on me.
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-08-31 15:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
heh
Submitted by butterball (user info) at 2004-08-31 15:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I laughed, I cried
But mostly just cried
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-08-31 15:39:05 EDT (#)
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Fuck double posting. :(
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-08-31 15:38:40 EDT (#)
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best underage girl site (134 hits):
http://www.ubersite.com/u/ohlookasquirrel
Seriously.
MWAHAHA.
Less than six months baby.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-08-31 15:38:35 EDT (#)
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best underage girl site (134 hits):
http://www.ubersite.com/u/ohlookasquirrel\
Seriously.
MWAHAHA.
Less than six months baby.
Submitted by nowaycj (user info) at 2004-08-31 15:33:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-08-31 15:27:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-08-30 23:58:44 (#)
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i wrote it, its not so popular though, people say that i dont use capitalization, but my shift key is broke
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Your Shit key still works fine.
Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-08-31 15:13:15 EDT (#)
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+1 funny
-1 retard.
Submitted by lrw (user info) at 2004-08-31 15:09:01 EDT (#)
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vaginas taste nasty?? what kind of skank poon have you been snackin on?
Submitted by Lobsterkins (user info) at 2004-08-31 00:08:39 EDT (#)
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Eh.
Submitted by dickhead (user info) at 2004-08-31 00:02:37 EDT (#)
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Capitalisation is the least of your troubles mate.
Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-08-30 23:58:44 EDT (#)
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i wrote it, its not so popular though, people say that i dont use capitalization, but my shift key is broke
Submitted by Batsu (user info) at 2004-08-30 23:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw a book about this on Amazon...it was titled, "The Bend and Reach".
Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-08-30 23:47:05 EDT (#)
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everyone has a little sick bastard inside of them
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-30 23:42:26 EDT (#)
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i really don't know why i laugh at your posts.
Submitted by Holoman (user info) at 2004-08-30 23:36:56 EDT (#)
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Hey, it's all right.
Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-08-30 23:35:44 EDT (#)
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i know what yall are thinking, my titles have nothing to do with my posts, but this time i tried harder to stick with the subject