Retards sure like their Filet-O-Fishes (5578 hits)
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Submitted by comicbookguy (View user info) at 2004-08-31 00:31:16 EDT
Friday was the last day of my summer job. My boss, having been a dickhead all summer long, finally decided that one act of kindness was in the cards and thus allowed me to leave at noon.
Oh glorious day.
I usually took the subway home at five on most days and during that time the trains were packed. You couldn't move a hand without accidentally grabbing the old woman's ass in front of you.
Yes....accident.
Ahem.
Coming home at noon was pretty sweet due to the absence of the proletariat mass, however, this particular Friday afternoon, the subway was fairly full because the grammar rodeo was in town.
I got into the train and took a seat near the end, making sure to place my bag on the seat next to me. The last thing I needed was some smelly motherfucker ruining my lunch.
Ah, my lunch.
Two Filet-O-Fish, a large fries, and a coke.
Heaven?
Pretty darn close!
Everyday at Mcdonald's it was a different "Mcdeal" day where a burger would sell for a discount price. Tuesday's was the Big Mac. Wednesday was the McCHicken and so on. Today's day, Friday, was the king of all fish burgers, the Filet-O-Fish. Other fish burgers shook with fear at the sight of the Filet-O-Fish.
Battered fish in square form, melted processed cheese, tartar sauce, and two round pickles. It was like a party in my mouth and everyone was invited.
I opened up my first sandwich and dug right in, savouring the perfect blend of said ingredients. It was like an orgasm.
In between precious bites I looked up and noticed a pretty girl getting on the subway with a large brute of a man, at least 6'6 and plus 300 lbs. I immediately pegged him to be her boyfriend, and consequently buried my face back into my Filet. Unfortunately, this girl would not have the pleasure of being charmed by the great comicbookguy.
As I continued to eat, I couldn't help over hearing their conversation.
I glanced up and saw the girl pointing to the map on the subway.
"See this? This is ROSE-DALE. We're going to go all the way up here, and then coming all the way back down, just so we can see how the subway works. See?"
The man nodded, and that's the first time I noticed the drool on his chin.
Of course! It all made sense now.
The slow talking, the drool, the large white shoes, the fact that he looked retarded.
This man was a retard.
And pretty girls didn't date retards, not from my experience.
I looked up and made eye contact, flashing her the brilliant smile that has melted millions of little boys hearts.
She met my eyes and smiled back. I could picture her teeth sparkling like those Crest commercials.
I continued to maintain eye contact as I opened up a fresh Filet-O-Fish, piping hot due to McDonald's excellent heat retaining paper bags.
The look on her face changed from one of smitteness to one of pure, unadulterated horror.
I was confused. Did she not like fish?
It was at this time that the retard, who I had completely forgotten about, shot his head up, as if picking up a scent.
He sniffed.
Twice.
I didn't think much of that. The smell of a Filet-O-Fish sandwich was quite intoxicating. Not many people can resist its charms.
Most people however, show self control.
Retards do not.
The burly man whipped around and stared straight at the wondrous sandwich. His eyes were as big as saucers they was.
He smacked his lips and began lumbering towards me, his eyes locked on the battered goodness.
Now, here's the thing.
Last week was a pretty busy week. Seeing how it was my last five days at work, old man Robinson poured the work on. Also, it just so happened that I had various social engagements last week as well. I came home at 2am every night, only to be up at 6:30 the next morning.
Due to this, I never had the chance to..."pleasure myself" as the same frequency that I was used too. As a result, the build up of pressure from lack of release was causing me to experience what's called RBS, or random boner syndrome.
It just so happened that at that moment, I was stricken with this non life threatening ailment.
RBS struck my friends. It struck hard and it struck true.
It struck like it had never stuck before.
However, I, in my alerted fish protecting state, did not consciously become aware of it.
As the retard reached out to grab my bounty, I jumped up and dodged with the grace and expertise of a 10 year old gymnast.
Only when I pumped my fist in triumph did I realize that one eyed Pete was at full attention, protruding through my increasing tightening jeans like some kind of gross deformity.
The retard eyes widened as his eyes moved from the Filet-O-Fish in my hand to my bulging crotch below.
He broke into a grin.
"HAHA POINTY PEE PEE!" he screamed at the top of his lungs.
I swear, it felt like the whole subway turned around and stared.
The girl looked at me, than at my crotch, than back at me again.
She smiled.
"HELLO! I'M JE-NNA. THIS IS MIL-TON. HE LIKES FILET OH FISH TOO! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE HIS FRIEND?"
She thought I was a retard.
I realized that there was only one way out of this situation.
"YETH I WOULD" I said.
A random boner and obsessive compulsive behaviour over a fish sandwich are fully comprehensible when you're retarded.
"I LIKE FITH" I said again.
"ME THOO" Milton replied.
We quickly became the best of friends on the ride home.
But that bitch wasn't getting my Filet-O-Fish.
User Reviews
Submitted by Unwell (user info) at 2007-12-15 13:04:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for giant retards
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-11-14 06:01:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-01 12:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nominated for best ever
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88572
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love this post.
always have...even when it started dating my sister.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
auto +2 for riding the TTC - I used to get on at Rosedale, and transfer to St.Clair.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
made me laugh AND want a filet o fish, even though i have never had one in my life
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:57:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, I miss this guy.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-25 20:01:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny as shit. The McDonald's here don't put pickles on Filets. WTF?
Submitted by JillTheLass (user info) at 2006-02-25 19:35:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Made me laugh like a bitch.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-12 06:31:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Woo Milton!
Submitted by chain (user info) at 2005-02-12 06:01:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
nooooooooooooooooooo!
Submitted by Gollman (user info) at 2005-02-12 05:15:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-01-06 15:01:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-01 18:05:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In the UK Filet-o-Fishes are foul travesties of a nutritious meal. Not so in the States, eh?
Shame about the +2 chain.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-11-01 18:03:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Once again, I've lost faith in everything.
Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-11-01 17:50:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Funny, but I don't think this was your funniest story.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-10-30 20:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How the hell did I miss this? A tip 'o the hat for you, sir.
Incidentally, I love the Burger King non-hamburger sandwiches. Remember when the Chicken Whopper used to be called the BK Broiler? Oh, it doesn't matter. It still tastes divine. If anything will make me stop my vegetarianism, it will be those sandwiches.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-10-29 03:20:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-29 02:45:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
So we finally see the kind of shit shlongy likes.
Mind you I didn't enjoy this post, but an 87 +2 run is nothing to interfere with.
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Agreed, and to think when I had a post go +2 at 40+ reviews it seemed like a monumental feat at the time, and you doubled that. Props CBG.
+1 for the post
+1 for Filet -o- fish
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-29 02:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So we finally see the kind of shit shlongy likes.
Mind you I didn't enjoy this post, but an 87 +2 run is nothing to interfere with.
Submitted by Mitchell (user info) at 2004-10-29 02:32:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it was good.. but not great..
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-28 11:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funnier than shit.
Retards tend to be funny. Fetish is an exception to the rule.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-10-28 11:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look at me laffin
Look at me go
Laffin at fish
I should know better
Fillet of fish
fish fish fish
Laffin at retards
That is my wish wish.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-10-28 11:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post is magic.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-10-24 23:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are the man.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-10-24 06:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RBS out of fucking nowhere. Brilliant!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-17 06:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-17 05:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking gold.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-10-17 05:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MORE MORE MORE
Submitted by Dano (user info) at 2004-10-17 05:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I CUT YOU!!! I CUT YOU REAL SLOW!!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/48663
Submitted by chameleon (user info) at 2004-10-10 03:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"We quickly became the best of friends on the ride home."
shouldn't it have been...
"And he rode on my hotrod all the way during the ride home."
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-10-10 03:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
filets of fish are spectacular. i had one tonight on my drunk drive home.
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2004-09-23 14:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very funny, made me snort coffee out my nose.
+2 for "POINTY PEE PEE!"
+2 for Office Space.
Submitted by gibsonha at 2004-09-22 23:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUNNY
AS
FUCK
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-09-11 08:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So ... you didn't get to fuck her then?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-06 13:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome, except Filet-O-Fish taste like they've been made from old hooker vaginas
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2004-09-06 13:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-06 12:53:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The first post on uber that's made me laugh out loud at my desk
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-06 12:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-09-05 22:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ohh man...this post was absolutely brilliant!
Submitted by Maestro (user info) at 2004-09-05 13:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome, the moment I read Milton I though of Office Space. Love that guy.
Submitted by 01011010 (user info) at 2004-09-04 23:57:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Me hungy.
Submitted by phredde2 (user info) at 2004-09-04 20:32:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A random boner and obsessive compulsive behaviour over a fish sandwich are fully comprehensible when you're retarded.
rotfl cuz i've seen Mil-ton before...
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-09-03 18:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
how do you write gold every time?
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-09-03 15:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I could burn down the building...
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-09-02 20:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-08-31 09:55:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
There is God, and then there is comicbookguy.
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P.S. - Has anyone seen Office Space on Lifetime? What the fuck?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-09-02 14:00:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Random Boner Syndrome!!!!!!!!!!
So that's what my priest suffered from.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In between "feel" and "mortal" on the last review, feel free to insert the words "as if you're", pretending that I'm not a complete dumbass.
It was the subjugating effect you have on my ability to form coherent sentences. I swear.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CBG, you need to write something shitty so the rest of us gets the opportunity to feel... mortal. For a change.
Submitted by jlbinct (user info) at 2004-09-01 14:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for poor old Milton
Submitted by Cryopaul (user info) at 2004-09-01 14:43:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I looked up and made eye contact, flashing her the brilliant smile that has melted millions of little boys hearts."
Umm...is it wrong for me to find this line funny?
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-09-01 01:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Alithewonderllama (user info) at 2004-09-01 01:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-08-31 23:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1+ for the Post
1+ for mention of Rosedale, where I live.
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-08-31 21:10:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hope this helps your rating.
Seriously, I haven't read anything from you that I didn't like.
Keep up the good work. Oh yeah, wheres some more Wally stories?
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-31 19:16:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1.99?
Pobody's perfect
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-08-31 18:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mc Donalds,
ba ba BA BA BAA...
Im Lovin It.
Submitted by ASSMAN (user info) at 2004-08-31 18:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Milton is the shit
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-08-31 17:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You mean that giving a +2 review, and then commenting with a 0 makes a difference? Meh, you learn somthing new everyday.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-08-31 16:52:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-08-31 01:51:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Eh? Oh, I didn't know i was being rude, sorry. What I ment to say is that this post rules.
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I think the problem was that you broke his perfect 2 by rating it a zero.
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-08-31 14:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Isn't it just an indication of how Uber has messed with my head that I read it as HAR HAR PEENER?
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-08-31 14:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I started to chuckle at the title and I haven't stopped. Your post has made me down right giddy I tells ya!
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-08-31 14:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You rock out with your cock out.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-08-31 13:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a 1.99 I've never seen that before!!!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-08-31 13:16:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I despise people who eat their lunch in crowded public places where you cannot escape them and their chewing, sucking sounds and the aromas of whatever pig-slop they're shoving in their faces.
Some pimple-faced turd-boy brought in his 12-inch subway sub and large soda to the expressway waiting room while I was getting an oil change a couple of weeks ago and sat RIGHT next to me as I was quietly readin a book.
I thought my head was going to explode.
Years ago I would have felt bad getting up and moving.
But that was years ago.
I made my way to the opposite side of the building as he began slobbering down bite #3.
Submitted by milton at 2004-08-31 13:13:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
one of the best ever
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-08-31 12:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your a fucking legend
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-31 12:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Clarification: the boner was completely random, I repeat, completely random. It was not due to the fact that a heavy set retarded man was lumbering towards me while smacking his lips and this is somehow part of a fantasy that I've always had involving pretty teenage girls and large retards.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-08-31 12:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I snorted and now I must go pee.
Random boner...yeah right.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-08-31 12:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thought you could escape me just by being on the 2nd page, didn't you? HAH!
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-08-31 12:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-08-31 11:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe
Submitted by vodka7tall (user info) at 2004-08-31 10:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 as always!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-31 09:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you get her number after all of this?
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-08-31 09:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There is God, and then there is comicbookguy.
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-08-31 09:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful. the "only way out" was great. another great story
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-08-31 08:20:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"HAHA POINTY PEE PEE!"
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6'6"...big burly man coming at you...I don't know CBG. I'm thinking maybe that boner wasn't so "random"...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-31 08:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA frankth and beanth!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-31 08:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-31 05:43:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OWMDSODH
Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-08-31 05:40:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-08-31 05:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your stories always rock, but your paragraphing is shameful!
Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-08-31 04:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I nearly docked you a point for liking McDonalds, but I'm so hungry right now that I'm ashamed to say the thought of a Filet makes my stomach grumble.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-08-31 03:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Office Space's Milton.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-08-31 03:50:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Laughed out loud, exclamation, exclamation, one, one.
I know precisely what you mean. There was this retarded guy (can I say that?) who used to bring me a Filet-O-Fish sandwich as a present at least once a week to work. I kid you not. Details in a post coming soon to a Uber near you.
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-08-31 03:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm running out of things to say.
+2 for being done with your summer job. Sadly, I have a week and a half left.
Submitted by Cymak (user info) at 2004-08-31 03:08:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+3 for a picture of Milton. -1 for Uber not letting me give you a +3.
Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2004-08-31 02:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Yes....accident." Bahahahahaha! I'm off to buy a Fillet-o-Fish now.
Submitted by krayZpaving at 2004-08-31 02:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RBS - what are you, 14 again? ;-)
Great story!
Submitted by theres_a_cow_in_my_underpants (user info) at 2004-08-31 02:08:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ooo lookiee .. fithieess ...i like fithiess..
GIVE ME BACK MY STAPLER!
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-08-31 01:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-08-31 01:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-31 01:00:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-08-31 00:43:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
I have to know. This what fake, right? (Just in case.)
Ainkara, are you serious? Good thing they don't sell pizza though.
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YOUR INSOLENCE WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED
Eh? Oh, I didn't know i was being rude, sorry. What I ment to say is that this post rules.
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-08-31 01:44:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes Val, genius.
Bored at Work!
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-31 01:20:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahaha
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-31 01:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Genius? Anyone? Anyone?
Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-08-31 01:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that pic was sooooo funny1
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-31 01:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-08-31 00:43:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
I have to know. This what fake, right? (Just in case.)
Ainkara, are you serious? Good thing they don't sell pizza though.
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YOUR INSOLENCE WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-08-31 00:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Allie at 2004-08-31 00:55:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, you so rock.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-31 00:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well handled! +2 for the Office Space Pic.
Submitted by U-232 (user info) at 2004-08-31 00:47:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the picture of milton and his red stapler
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-08-31 00:43:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have to know. This what fake, right? (Just in case.)
Ainkara, are you serious? Good thing they don't sell pizza though.
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-08-31 00:40:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh. My. God.
Me, being the short attention spanned dumbfuck I am, reviewed the post when I was 3/4ths through. Good thing I finished it. Excellence!! This is what B@W is for.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-08-31 00:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahahahaha
McDonalds here serve rice. I shit you not. They have rice and soup. The normal things too, but fucking rice and soup. And fried chicken. And spaghetti. It scares me...
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-08-31 00:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarity ensued. +2
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-31 00:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I should -2 you because I'm alergic to fish and will never know the wonders of a Fish filet unless I have an epipen and I'm standing in an ambulance.
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-08-31 00:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm... Fish + Mcdonalds = delicious?
i dont think so.