My Tribute To Jesus (490 hits)
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Submitted by Surge <MacDaddySurge.at.Yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-31 00:41:12 EDT
i had just made a post around an hour ago and reading it had given me an erection. this may sound wierd but for the past hour ive been looking at my glistening naked body in the mirror. i opened my medecin cabinate(which also has a mirror) and moved it to where it looked like i was fucking myself in the ass. just too let everyone know, i did not even touch my penis, and i still got off. ive got the semen to prove it. after that i went into my back yard to smoke a cigarette. then i realized i hadnt put my clothes on yet. low and be hold my old friend was back to see me again. his mere presence made me aroused. he was a little different this time, he was completely shaved, which added to the excitement. he rubbed his hairless skin on my legs and i pinched his nostrals. i saw that he was more erect than i had ever seen a beast of his nature. i made love to him and his children all night on my back porch. there is just something about a mountain lion that turns me on.
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thank jesus for mirrors.
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Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-08-31 00:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43472
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-31 00:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would like to make an offering to Jebus.
<Plese do not let me dream of this post at night, or I will convert to mormanism>
Submitted by Batsu (user info) at 2004-08-31 00:43:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
REVENGE!!!