Daniel Jaines - Devout Racist and Cancer on the Arse of Society (1140 hits)
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Submitted by Kellio (View user info) at 2004-08-31 08:56:02 EDT
I'm normally not one to write hate posts aimed at certain Uber users, but when I read a tribute post to Daniel Jaines (http://www.ubersite.com/m/43178), I decided that our friend Screaney needed to be taught a few things. No longer will I stand idly by while people praise the worth of someone so completely worthless. Daniel Jaines is a racist with the literacy of a five year old. In fact his literacy is so bad that I'm convinced he has a five year old boy locked in his basement, teaching him how to write and giving him sexual gratification whenever he desires.
The first thing that stands out about a Daniel Jaines post is the appaling spelling and grammar. I have never seen writing so bad! In fact it is so bad that it's obvious that he is deliberately writing this way for comedic value. But why would he do that? Why make yourself look like a simpleton? Simple, he writes this way so that the contents of his posts seem less objectionable. This way people have a laugh about what a "joke" his posts are. But take heed, Daniel Jaines is a devout racist who is 100% serious when he spouts the same tired, racist bullshit over and over again.
Initially I too thought that Daniel was just joking around, but then I noticed that post after post he was submitting the same racist bullshit over and over again. So then I checked out his user info and read every single one of his posts. Of the 18 posts he has submitted so far, 16 contained racist propaganda. The other 2 that weren't racist were homophobic instead, so it seems that his hatred extends beyond skin colour.
Do you still think that he's just joking around? If you want to check out his posts then go to http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=10875 and be prepared to see the world through a narrow mind and hate filled eyes. 16 racist posts out of 18 posts total ain't what I call joking around. So next time that you are reading a Daniel Jaines make sure to remember that the writer behind it is serious, and while it may seem like a joke to you, it isn't to him.
Here are some reviews I've written to some of Daniel's posts:
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:45:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Yet more racist bullshit from this fucking moron who has the most appalling command of english I have ever seen! To me you sound like someone who is conflicted because they were concieved when their mother was having a gangbang with all of the blacks, asians and latinos she could find.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:52:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
"White and highly educatd"
Obviously, seeing as you can't go an entire sentence without mutilating the english language. There are alot of immigrants (Blacks, Asians, Arabs) fresh off the boat who have a better command of english then you. Eat shit and die you "educatd" fool.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-13 00:28:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
You want to blame anyone, blame yourself. Another fuckwit who can't take responsibility for his own actions. I'm glad you lost all of your money you worthless racist jerk.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-16 21:41:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't believe that we let you live. Good to see that you are out of pocket, because you are clearly out of your fucking mind. Eat shit and die you racist, go home and fuck your sister, mother and brother you fucking hillbilly.
And finally, my favourite:
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-18 23:23:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
"Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-18 11:42:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
kellyo you call me a ravist YET you are prolifing me. YOU do not know me. My ex-wife says I am a sweat guy when I am sober and my son is BECOMING a layer in LAW SCHOOL just so he can depend me in court. "Your going to need it Dad he says!" THAT is love!"
And I guess you know all of the blacks who you call nigger? Goddamn you are such a hypocrite, and obviously a pussy who can't take what you so freely hand out.
Yes I am profiling you, but not because of your race. I'm doing it because you are a racist who deserves to be persecuted for his beliefs. When will people like yourself learn that it's wrong to judge someone on their skin colour. People should be judged on their actions, and harshly if those actions involve racism.
You've just gotta love it when a devout racist accuses you of "profiling" him. What a fucking hypocrite!
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-01 07:57:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"appaling spelling"
HAHAHAHAHAH
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-09-20 16:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
poor Kellio, confused beyond belief. Just give up, it's obvious you'll never the satirical genious that is Daniel Jaines. Even giving yourself -1's, now that's funny.
Submitted by KingHFB (user info) at 2004-09-12 05:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hook, line, and sinker
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-09-03 05:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I argue with Circle. Kellyo must be a joke fake person. No one could be such a complete retort.
And Nobe is shirt for Nobel.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-02 23:12:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, Kellio. I fell for it.
I've been reading your posts, and your reviews. I've read all your comments on posts that were ironic and sarcastic. I've read your replies to people who say anything that's meant in any way but the strictly literal.
I'm calling shenanigans. There is no way, no way in HELL, that you're as stupid as you're making out to be. The possibility doesn't exist.
I'm done replying to this post, and your comments. If this is shenanigans, well done. You got me.
If it ISN'T - if by some freak conglomeration of chromosomes, you are utterly serious about the things you say - then you have lowered my estimation of the human species as a whole.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-09-02 22:58:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:41:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
MY COMMENDS
a. What is all the talk of pro-lifing? I don't get this!!!
b. I always try to be respiteful to the lower races and say negro and African american and not ni**er. Where did I say ni**ger?
c. KelliO eats CherriOs and GellO when glistening to the cellO and striking himself to pixels of Maria BellO."
I was wondering how long it was going to take you to respond to this post Daniel. Welcome to the party!
a. What the fuck are you asking me for? You're the one who brought it up in the first place!
b. You're fooling yourself if you think you are respecting other races with your hateful bullshit just because you didn't use the 'n' word.
c. We don't have Cheerios or Jello in Australia, so wrong on both counts! Maria Bello, isn't she the chick from Coyote Ugly and Payback? Why "strike" yourself to pixels when you can watch her movies! Oh, and I'm pretty sure she was on ER as well.
I think that's all I have to add. By the way your friend Nobe who you speak of in some of your posts, sounds like a Japanese name to me.
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I forgot to say that you are so stupid that I can believe it.
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MY COMMENDS
a. What is all the talk of pro-lifing? I don't get this!!!
b. I always try to be respiteful to the lower races and say negro and African american and not ni**er. Where did I say ni**ger?
c. KelliO eats CherriOs and GellO when glistening to the cellO and striking himself to pixels of Maria BellO.
Submitted by screaney (user info) at 2004-09-02 14:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
what have you done to my dear daniel jaines?! i'll pay anything to get him back...just don't hurt him.......*sob*
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-02 06:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHsnortBWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-09-02 05:29:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck off dickhead, what right do you have to comment? I've seen your reviews around for a while now but you still haven't gotten a profile. Why don't you keep your shit off this site until you've got the balls to get an Uber profile. Until then fuck off you gutless wonder.
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-02 04:43:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
Daniel Jaines is a joke. I'm glad to see the "PC Patrol" swooped in to save the day and smite this evil racist. God forbid anybody would actually joke around using racial slurs. That is just so horrible, I mean, come on... someone actually typed the "N-word"? Cry me a river, Kellogg.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-09-02 05:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-02 05:43:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Uh.. Kellio? 'Random Joe' is the default name for anyone not logged in. Random Joe isn't a person, it's a few thousand people."
Seriously? I didn't know that. I remember posting a few reviews before I formed my profile and I was able to use my name. Still that does explain a lot.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-02 05:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uh.. Kellio? 'Random Joe' is the default name for anyone not logged in. Random Joe isn't a person, it's a few thousand people.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-09-02 05:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck off dickhead, what right do you have to comment? I've seen your reviews around for a while now but you still haven't gotten a profile. Why don't you keep your shit off this site until you've got the balls to get an Uber profile. Until then fuck off you gutless wonder.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-02 04:43:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Daniel Jaines is a joke. I'm glad to see the "PC Patrol" swooped in to save the day and smite this evil racist. God forbid anybody would actually joke around using racial slurs. That is just so horrible, I mean, come on... someone actually typed the "N-word"? Cry me a river, Kellogg.
P.S.
Nigger Nigger Gook Spic!
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-09-02 04:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-01 03:02:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
I've been calling Kellio a blooming idiot long before doing so was the hip thing to do."
What is this? Fucking High School!?! Fucking grow up already Method! This ain't High School (Although I know how much you would like it to be Method because you are finally one of the "cool kids"). It's pretty sad and pathetic when a grown man has to live out his childhood fantasies on a web site.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-09-02 04:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holly shit! I'm off the net for a day and I come back to this!?!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-01 00:59:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
You're a whole new kind of stupid. You can't "not buy it." It's not a fucking theory, it's a fact. I didn't pull the idea out of my ass. It's obvious to anybody who can fucking read, and understand what they're reading, and who has any kind of familiarity with lowbrow satire at all.
Jesus, will you just shut the fuck up? I'm ashamed to live in the same state as you. Just once, ONE FUCKING TIME, listen to what people are saying without immediately coming back with some half assed attempt to defend your point of view. There is no shame in saying "Well, fuck. I never saw it that way."
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I know that Circe, and there are times on Uber when I have admitted when I was wrong. If you don't believe me, then check out the reviews on these couple of posts:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/42692
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40322
But I don't think I'm wrong this time. I just think that the amount of posts he has submitted on this topic are taking it beyond a joke. He could have easily made his point about racists being ignorant rednecks with a few posts, but 16? If he really is just joking then he has taken it too far. Even when just joking, the use of terms such as "gook" & "nigger" shouldn't just be thrown around in the fashion that Daniel Jaines has.
I just don't "buy it". And speculating on whether Daniel Jaines is racist or not is just theorizing because short of Daniel Jaines himself saying he is joking around there is no definate way you can say it is a fact. You clearly pulled that little spiel out of your arse Circe, put I guess that's easy enough to do when you have your head constantly up your arse looking for new ideas.
Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-09-01 03:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43599
Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-09-01 03:04:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, because your "down"
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-01 03:02:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've been calling Kellio a blooming idiot long before doing so was the hip thing to do.
Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-09-01 02:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are the biggest tool in the world.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-09-01 02:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kellio- please look up "satire" in the dictionary. it is the basis for Daniel Jaines' posts. he is making fun of racists by pretending to be a very stupid one in his writing, implying that racists are ignorant and close-minded.
IT'S A JOKE. IT'S ALL A JOKE. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO LAUGH. IT'S NOT RACISM. IT'S MAKING FUN OF RACISM.
seriously, if you still haven't figured it out after having all of these people trying to convince you, Circe is right- you really are a new kind of stupid.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-09-01 01:08:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-01 00:59:59 (#)
There is no shame in saying "Well, fuck. I never saw it that way."
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THE most lucid (and refreshing) thought I've seen on this site, ever. I'm going to use that over and over again. All credit will be given where due.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-01 00:59:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're a whole new kind of stupid. You can't "not buy it." It's not a fucking theory, it's a fact. I didn't pull the idea out of my ass. It's obvious to anybody who can fucking read, and understand what they're reading, and who has any kind of familiarity with lowbrow satire at all.
Jesus, will you just shut the fuck up? I'm ashamed to live in the same state as you. Just once, ONE FUCKING TIME, listen to what people are saying without immediately coming back with some half assed attempt to defend your point of view. There is no shame in saying "Well, fuck. I never saw it that way."
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-09-01 00:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-01 00:26:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay. Listen, because you can't honestly be as retarded as I'm beginning to think you are:
He. Is. Making. Fun. Of. Racists."
Sorry, but I don't buy it. If he just posted this kind of shit a few times then I'd agree with you. But 16 times? I don't think so. On a side note, Daniel's last post had no racism in it whatsoever. Maybe he has seen the error of his ways.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-09-01 00:50:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-01 00:26:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-31 21:07:01 (#)
Ranking: -1
Here I am thinking I wouldn't have to say it again, but I guess some people are just too stupid to understand. Once again for the cheap seats:
"16 racist posts out of 18 posts total ain't what I call joking around." -1 for you.
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Okay. Listen, because you can't honestly be as retarded as I'm beginning to think you are:
He. Is. Making. Fun. Of. Racists.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-01 00:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
idiot
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-01 00:26:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-31 21:07:01 (#)
Ranking: -1
Here I am thinking I wouldn't have to say it again, but I guess some people are just too stupid to understand. Once again for the cheap seats:
"16 racist posts out of 18 posts total ain't what I call joking around." -1 for you.
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Okay. Listen, because you can't honestly be as retarded as I'm beginning to think you are:
He. Is. Making. Fun. Of. Racists.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-31 21:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-31 09:25:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
And once again, Kellio fails to get the fucking joke."
Here I am thinking I wouldn't have to say it again, but I guess some people are just too stupid to understand. Once again for the cheap seats:
"16 racist posts out of 18 posts total ain't what I call joking around." -1 for you.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-31 21:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-31 11:20:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Whether you are a nigger, Jew, or a gook, please die."
I'm none of the above, I'm as white as you are. Fuck off you poor imitation of Daniel Jaines, or is it the other way around? I can't tell, all of you racist fuckwits look the same to me. Seeing how wrong you are you get a -1.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-08-31 11:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How can we take anyone seriously who spreads hatred against fat people? Way to call the kettle black.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-31 11:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA!!!
This guy is totally falling for a shenanigan!
AAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! SNORT HAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAA!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-31 11:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks, kettle boy.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-31 11:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whether you are a nigger, Jew, or a gook, please die.
Submitted by toddska (user info) at 2004-08-31 10:28:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Professor...and its true this...but my mate in England lives in a Yorkshire village similar to the one in TLOG. This place we will call Hebden Bridge (haha John). Every year the diehards gather for a pub-crawl that goes back to the days after Cromwell departed. The beauty of this pub-crawl is that they gather at all the ancient sites where "Ye Olde Pubs" used to be. One is next to a kindergarten in an alley way and the other is now a supermarket carpark. It seems to me that TLOG is in fact a true story.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-08-31 09:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love that show league of gentleman. Especially that one where all the erotic-asphyxiation people suffocate and that guy steps on their bodies, and each time he does it they make farting noises.
Submitted by toddska (user info) at 2004-08-31 09:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
surely you can see its bullshit...could be cultural...the humour in the writing seems to lean to the Brits....ever seen the League of Gentlemen?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-31 09:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And once again, Kellio fails to get the fucking joke.
Submitted by Dr. Stevenson <dr.stevenson.at.yo.mama's.house> at 2004-08-31 09:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hillbillies are worse than jews
Submitted by JewToast. (user info) at 2004-08-31 09:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-31 09:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm Daniel Jaines, BITCH!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-31 09:21:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ps- you called Daniel a hillbilly and you meant it in a bad way. i have no tolerance for people who hate others simply for being gentle hill folk. you are a terrible person and a hypocrite.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-31 09:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ps- nice try, hero. how much time did you waste writing this?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-08-31 09:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck is Daniel Jaines and why would anyone care?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-31 09:14:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
um.....
Daniel Jaines is a character. he's not real. no one could possibly write that badly unless they were trying.
you've got to be braindead not to have figured this out. it's all a joke. it's not real. it's a person making fun of people that are really like Daniel Jaines in real life.
seriously.... you are DUMB.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-08-31 09:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ignore the posters you don't like. The internet's alot more fun that way.