Crazy Bitch - Part 3 (1323 hits)
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Submitted by Zandy1123 (View user info) at 2004-08-31 15:17:37 EDT
Part 1: http://www.ubersite.com/m/42994
Part 2: http://www.ubersite.com/m/43116
Psycho - Part 3
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I lived in a small, two room loft - the kind of place where your bed doubles as your couch and anytime you have guests, you have to give the obligatory "sorry my place is such a sty-hole" line.
Sarah sat on the edge of my bed-couch while I readied the smoking apparatus. She again started talking about her seven years spent at school and traveling - how she lived in Germany for a year and then decided to go to "university" in London for a while and then traveled around the U.S. for a year and then ended up at Harvard...
"Harvard you say?"
"Yeah, I spent two years at Harvard Divinity School."
Divinity school, eh? My curiosity was piqued, so I inquired further...
Sarah opened right up and started telling me how he had studied with some well-known divinity gurus at Harvard. She said that these people could connect with other worlds and dimensions. They could communicate with unseen spirits and control physical reality through metaphysical means.
--- Sidebar:
A couple years ago, I was reading a lot about ancient Central/South American cultures and religions. Then I started getting into metaphysics, particularly the work of Carlos Castaneda.
That's when a friend told me about Salvia Divinorum. For those of you who aren't familiar with Salvia, it's a plant (a member of the mint family) that has hallucinogenic properties. Salvia is native to Oaxaca, Mexico where it has long been used by local shamans as a spiritual and healing tool.
Salvia Divinorum is also legal and available on the interweb or at your local head shop. So, I picked some up...three small, one-gram bags.
I tried Salvia two times. The first experience was in a quiet, controlled, comfortable environment - it was amazing. The second time, my brain exploded, my visual world melted into two dimensions, Jimi Hendrix started singing evil shit to me and I totally lost touch with reality...for about 15 minutes. For that short time, I experienced the most incredible feeling of terror and panic I have ever known. I ended up half-naked in my kitchen, standing (barely) in the doorway, drooling and sweating puddles on the floor.
After that, I vowed never to touch the Salvia again. But for some reason, I never threw away the unused portion...
--- End of Sidebar
So I told Sarah about the different things I had read and she was quite knowledgeable - I figured she was telling the truth about Harvard and her studies. I also told her about Salvia Divinorum and my experience with it, including the part where I never threw away the unused portion...
Immediately, Sarah wanted to see the stuff - I showed her. As soon as she laid her eyes on the little plastic bags filled with dark brown, tobacco-like bits, she wanted some. Actually, she wanted us both to smoke some right then and there.
I said no, but Sarah prodded...and prodded and pushed and prodded some more. It was obvious she wasn't going to take "no" for an answer, so I figured the only way out of the situation was to let her smoke it while I kept an eye on her. Seeing as how the "experience" only lasts about 10 to 15 minutes, I didn't think it would be a big deal.
But Sarah wasn't fucking around. She proceeded to smoke through an ENTIRE BAG of Salvia - a whole gram!! All I could do was watch in awe as she sucked down bong hit after bong hit.
Sarah moaned, groaned and spoke gibberish as she laid across my bed. Her ankle-length skirt rose slightly, exposing legs hairier than any I've ever seen. She asked me to hold her feet in order to "ground" her. Fearing what might happen if I didn't agree to her demands, I obliged her. Even her feet were hairy.
Now, for most of you, watching a stranger on your bed take a multi-dimensional, drug-induced journey may be like making toast. But as I was sitting there, holding Sarah's hobbit feet and yearning for my PS2, which was just out of reach, my own paranoia had a chance to set in...
Why did she really approach me that first night at the bar? Why was she so bent out of shape about the weed thing? Do the Mets really have a shot at the pennant?
Finally, it occurred to me that the situation had already gone way too far. It was after 3:00AM - time to put the kibosh on these shenanigans. After some pushing and prodding of my own, I convinced Sarah that she was sober enough to drive home.
I must have washed my hands for a good ten minutes after Sarah left. I felt dirty. I felt used. I was even a little scared. Sarah was obviously a few crows short of a murder, but just how crazy could she actually be?
The answer came sooner than I could have possibly imagined...
--to be continued--
User Reviews
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-28 09:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
AUTO Zandy -2.
See? It's easy!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:37:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
better
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-10-21 15:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did she make it home alive?
Guess I'll have to read part 4
to find out. On my way now.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-10-21 04:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-17 16:26:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think this is all made up. He hasn't even tried to write the ending yet. Sounds like he forgot where the story was going. Probably never actually figured out the 'crazy' part.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-08 09:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You write too little and take too long in between parts! This could be a good story did I know more of it, by the time you get to the end I'll forget what was even going on.
Submitted by causeican (user info) at 2004-09-02 13:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
write the whole fucking story you duecebaglickingcornshiteatingmuthafucker
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-31 20:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MAKE THEM LONGER>
Submitted by jlbinct (user info) at 2004-08-31 19:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks for finally making it more intersting. keep it coming.
Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-08-31 16:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm intrigued, this is just starting to pick up.
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2004-08-31 16:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sarah sounds like a spooky bitch.
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2004-08-31 15:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is a great series
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-08-31 15:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
trying to rectify my mistake....
hurry with part IV already.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-08-31 15:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry - i'm having a peroxide day.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-08-31 15:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
as below
Submitted by Soley_Trinity at 2004-08-31 15:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bring it on.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-08-31 15:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heheh Hobbit Feet...hey, try not to steal my ring too, bitch!