Fast Cars and Faster Women – Elvira and the Caddy Hearse (1974 hits)
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Submitted by dakingisdead<ojs.at.iinet.net.au> (View user info) at 2004-08-31 19:52:53 EDT
Sometimes there are certain people that you just know suit a certain type of vehicle.
Like a cowboy is always going to be driving a jeep or truck. He just isn't going to look good in his hat and boots riding around in a namby-pamby Civic.
Then of course Donald Trump would never look right driving his own car unless it was a golf cart.
Well Elvira is one of these types as well. There is no vehicle that would suit her persona other than a hearse. Her alter ego Cassandra Petersen could drive a Ferrari or some other sporty type vehicle but NOT Elvira.
No she should be chauffer driven in a black hearse with all the mod-cons.
Of course we all will eventually ride in a hearse at least once in our lives. (Or in reality very soon thereafter I guess).
So I reckon that when I am done in and riding to the great hereafter it should be done in style. No stupid motorcycle hearses, horse drawn carriages or other kitsch inventions for me.
No siree I want style and comfort in a black Cadillac with all the trimmings.
It somehow says you have arrived.
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Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-09-01 08:32:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.elvira.rarecelebrities.co.uk/CassandraPeterson1228235.jpg (NSFW)
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-09-01 08:16:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I've always had a thing for Elvira...I don't know what it is, but I wanna do her...
in the pooper.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-31 21:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How does she keep those nipples inside that dress? Just curious.
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Double sided tape I reckon
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-08-31 21:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Caddy Hearse is the most classic of cars.
How does she keep those nipples inside that dress? Just curious.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-08-31 20:14:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So perfect it brought a tear to my... wait, that was yesterday's catch phrase.
Um... This totally shimmied my shingles. Nicely done.
Submitted by G_Nonny (user info) at 2004-08-31 20:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very nice.