Without a Paddle: I give it two middle fingers up! (473 hits)
Category: Movies & TVRating: 1 on 3 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by 218UCIO (View user info) at 2004-08-31 20:01:22 EDT
What a piece of shit!
I can't believe I just wasted 2 hours of my life watching a comedy ripoff on Deliverance. The movie was just awful. The jokes were cliche, it didn't make any sense, and I spilled Coke on my lap. But worst of all, the writers tried to inject some 'moral' that didn't have anything to do with the movie.
Let me break down the plot for you:
1. Four kids want to find treasure dropped by a parachuter (sp?).
2. They're grown up, and one dies or something.
3. The dead kid left behind a map telling where the treasure was buried, and the rest of the kids decide to go look for it.
4. They take a canoe, but it breaks and they fall down a waterfall.
5.
6. Something else happens.. about a bear, perhaps?
7. They encounter two hillbillies that listen to Creed (WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!)
8. The hillbillies chase them through a pot farm, and the guys meet some tree babes, but don't get laid.
9. Uh..
10. The hillbillies arm themselves and go after the boys.
11. The tree babes throw shit at the hillbillies while the boys run away like pansies
12. [Delete this section]
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14. Um...
15. Anyway, they meet up with this guy who tells them to reach for their dreams and live life to the fullest etc. etc. etc.
16. They have a showdown with the hillbillies.
17. They win after a tree falls down on the hillbillies.
18. The sheriff gets arrested for doing drugs.
19. All of the guys learn a valuable lesson and don't take the reward money
20. What the hell happened here?
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22. The end?
Don't see Without a Paddle.
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Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-08-31 23:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
INGWER-BROT-BLUTBÄDER SIND SPASS, NUN DA IST, WARUM SIE JETZT IHOFFNUNG ANORDNEN, die SIE VERSTEHEN KÖNNEN, Daß WAS Ich SAGE,OBWOHL SIE LEHRE ALLER LEUTE JETZT KIPPEN, BILDEN Sie MICH ETWASNAHRUNG Ich DENKE
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-31 20:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Squeal like a pig!
Note to self: Don't bother watching even on video.
Deliverance rules, obviously this doesn't.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-08-31 20:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha..you couldn't tell that it would be terrible from the commercials?