All I Want is My Fucking Hamburger (And a camwhore with a camphone! Woo!) (941 hits)
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Submitted by Marty Rainer <RainerLagStyle.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-31 20:51:51 EDT
Is that too much to ask these days?
This weekend, I went on vacation (and I use that word loosely here..."went") to Six Flags and Hurricane Harbor in Dallas, Texas. It was a grueling 2 hour drive to Hurricane Harbor, which is where we went first.
Wait, back it up a little.
Before we even got out of Tyler, my girlfriend and I were hungry. No big deal, we're in America, there's at least 10 fast-food restaurants in a one mile radius.
Why we picked McFuckingDonald's, I'll never know. Probably the food.
It's 10:25 or so when we pull into the drive-through. We see a group of teenagers pull away from the order-toll booth thing, and I think to myself, "What a bunch of fucking idiots. Make up your minds."
They were laughing and pointing at us as we drove up to the order thing (No, I don't know the word nor do I care), but we thought nothing of it. Damn teens and their mary joo wanna.
"HellothisisMcDonald'shomeoftheGoodBurgercanItakeyourorder"
"..."
"HellocanItakeyourorder"
"Uhh...yeah, I'll take 4 cheeseburgers and 2 Dr. Peppers."
"Siryoucannotorderoffofthelunchmenuuntilafter10:30wearestillinbreakfastmodebzztspark"
I look down at my clock. It's 10:28.
"It's 10:28."
"YessirIknowthatbutit'sstillbreakfastmode*tweak*"
"...Okay, Scooby, that's nice. Now get me my fucking burgers."
"Sirwe'restillinbreakfastmode"
This is where I should have gotten out of the ole' Elky and gave the teller-phone-booth-thing a stern talking to with my hubcap, but I didn't, as my hubcap fell off a week ago. But I digress.
"It's 10:29 now. Wanna hook me up with a burger?"
"NosirIcan'tdothat"
"Is your manager watching you or something? HEY, MANAGER, GIVE ME A FUCKING BURGER!"
"Sir, we cannot give you your burger. Breakfast ends at 10:30."
"Well, it's good to see you've climbed the corporate ladder and are keeping a good eye on your employees. Now get my fucking burger."
"No."
"No?"
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"No."
"Ye-...no."
Bastard was untrickable.
I looked down at my clock; it's 10:30.
"Okay, it's 10:30 now. Give me my burgers."
"Coming right up!"
After I got our burgers, I parked the car and went inside.
"Hello, welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?"
"I'll have a breakfast McMuffin."
User Reviews
Submitted by RandytheHelpfulPineapple (user info) at 2005-07-14 13:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
McDonalds pulls that shit on me all the time.
Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2004-09-02 19:24:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice
Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2004-09-02 18:04:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-08-31 23:31:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
EINIGE MALE VERSTEHE Ich Nicht, WARUM SIE SOVIEL Mich SIND SOVIEL IMNEID VON IHNEN ANORDNEN, die SIE SIND, ALSO KÜHL Ich SIE SEINWÜNSCHE SIE LEHRE ALLER LEUTE
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ichenheisen.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-09-01 06:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't hate them because their tills are automated... One of my mates (Who didn't make it through uni) is manager of a local McD... and the tills auto-switch from breakfast to day. They just can't input breakfast menu items when serving day menu, and vice versa.
However, fucking with them for 3 minutes waiting for the clocks to change to get a burger is always fun...
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-09-01 06:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
GET. A. HAIRCUT.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-08-31 23:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EINIGE MALE VERSTEHE Ich Nicht, WARUM SIE SOVIEL Mich SIND SOVIEL IMNEID VON IHNEN ANORDNEN, die SIE SIND, ALSO KÜHL Ich SIE SEINWÜNSCHE SIE LEHRE ALLER LEUTE
Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2004-08-31 21:59:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Touché.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-31 21:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2004-08-31 21:44:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, but Burger King sucks.
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They ALL suck. That isn't the point.
Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2004-08-31 21:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, but Burger King sucks.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-31 21:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The scene in Falling Down where Michael Douglas can't get his order just cracks me up.
At least at Burger King if you want a burger, and they are open, you can get a burger.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-08-31 21:38:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate that 10:30 shit. I missed breakfast this morning by like 5 minutes.
Submitted by rae. (user info) at 2004-08-31 21:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very funny...especially the last line.
Submitted by Holoman (user info) at 2004-08-31 21:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hahaha
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-08-31 21:10:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like that kid who played the younger version of Ashton kutchers character in that movie that had something to do with butterflies, and time travel. This made me laugh though.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-31 21:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Little confusing toward the end, but I liked it.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-31 21:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-31 21:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
POLITICS AFGHANISTAN WOO!
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-08-31 21:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Excellent.
Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2004-08-31 20:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't hate on my hair. It's sexy. Mom told me so.
And yes, before anyone asks, that IS a giant manta ray attacking me. Watch out, Florida.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-31 20:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Geeet a haaair cut.
Clap, clap, clap-clap-clap.