woosh woosh woosh (1185 hits)
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Rating: 1.74 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2004-09-01 00:26:55 EDT
woosh woosh woosh
I prop myself up on my right elbow and push my hair out of my face.
The noise stops, and I lay back down. The room is so dark and I am so drunk. I try to stay awake, I will my eyes to adjust to the darkness.
Come on, Light! Help me out! Come on pupils, dialate!
You know how guys say that their pecker has a mind of its own? Well my eyelids have that same free-thinking attitude. I don't mean that they get hard at inappropriate moments, I mean that they always seem to close when I want them open. Stupid eyelids.
woosh woosh woosh
There it is again!! My eyelids work with me... they snap open. I lay perfectly still. The noise continues. I slowly roll over to investigate the situation.
It's coming from the floor.
woosh woosh ohhh ahhh woosh
The wooshing is definatly the sound of nylon rubbing against nylon. Someone is in the sleeping bag, furriously moving around.
"who's in here???" I can't believe it!! I'm trying to sleep and they are fucking on the floor.
It's a sleeping bag, not a fucking bag!
"Uh, it's just me." he says.
The silence was deafening. I wanted to laugh, to yell, to tease... but I just said "oh" and layed back down. Fucking pervert. He was jacking off.
When the wooshing started up again it was much more subdued. teeny tiny wooshes. quiet grunts.
I laid in bed, staring at the ceiling, waiting for him to come.
Unfortunatly for the both of us, he had the endurance of a camel in the desert. I couldn't take anymore.
"What are you DOING!?"
"Nothing. What's wrong?"
"Will you stop?"
"Stop what?"
"Oh jesus"
"You alright, Cor?"
I ignore the question and try to figure things out. I drank a lot, and smoked a lot. It was possible that this whole ordeal was in my head. It was possible that he was laying still, innocent and angelic, dreaming of puppies and kittens.
It's also possible that the sleeping bag is now crusted with his cum.
User Reviews
Submitted by AteMyNeighborsShit (user info) at 2004-09-03 07:25:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
much better
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-02 23:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SPANKY!
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-09-02 23:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, AJ, who was your favorite little rascal?
Submitted by onejupiter (user info) at 2004-09-02 22:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-01 13:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Women's beauty and women's intelligence aren't exculsive.
Contrary to what has been observed since the beginning of civilization.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-09-01 12:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-01 12:49:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're so gorgeous!
****
I am not stupid!!!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-01 12:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're so gorgeous!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-01 12:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Was that the night you were sqooshed in the corner? Dude, you masturbated with
6 other people in the room?
That's AWESOME!
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-09-01 12:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOO JISM SLEEPNIOG
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-09-01 11:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shoulda finished the job...
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-01 11:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Must be true.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-09-01 07:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-09-01 07:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Glad I wasn't sleeping in that room.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-01 06:58:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-09-01 05:23:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BAAAAAAAAAAABYYYYYYYYYYYY GRAAAAAVY!
BABY GRAVY FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-09-01 02:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a lovely vingette
Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2004-09-01 02:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh.
Woosh.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-01 02:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aj was dreaming of me.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-09-01 01:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit dude. Even AJ was gettin some in my house. Even if it was just himself.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-01 00:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43597
I know, I know, I linked the wrong fucking post.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-01 00:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WAR! WAR I SAY!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43595
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-09-01 00:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, poooooor AJ
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-09-01 00:42:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hhahaha
Nothing more to be said.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-09-01 00:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sleeping bags are so much fun to masturbate in though! Blame it on testosterone and that soft, pillowy nylon.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-09-01 00:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dispose of it immediately! We don't want anyone being impregnated by a sleeping bag.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-01 00:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AJ is a pervert. It's confirmed.