Women (613 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.1 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Surge <MacDaddySurge.at.Yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-01 00:32:10 EDT
women
not quite a man and not quite a wo. women have baffeled men for years. in the good old days, women did what they were told and had sex to please their husband. but in more recent years, they have been taught that they were independant, and could do whatever they set their minds to, esencialy, making them more like men. well whats bad about that? were here is the inherant problem. with women acting like men and men acting like men, there is no room for men acting like women. back in the day it was just a womans place to be the way she was. men had their place. now to get a girl, you have to factor in a new possibility, that she likes someone else or doesnt like you at all.
another big problem is that there is equal oppertunity at the work place for women. i know it sounds mean, but men are generaly stronger and better at math than women. thats just the way it is. call it evolution or gods plan, but men are proven better at these things.
understanding a womans mind. from my experience, all women are really girls. weather they hide it, or let it show, that is the way it is. you cant change that. another thing is that weather she does it or not, women love sex. they are the same in men in that they would rather have sex with different partners than with just one. nature has programed us all in that respect. there is one problem with this, boys are supposed to be the ones looking for the girls. so lets say you want to fuck a girl. well, fine. you want to take the steps nesissary to eventualy have intercourse with her. understanding a girls mind is the key. first you have to act like you have no interest in her. this sets her in her place by making her the lesser being. second, while showing that you arnt attracted to her, you must make yourself appealing to her, money, personality, and good looks. any of these things will attract a girl. lets say you find out that this girl you want to fuck likes good looking guys with money. well if your an ugly poor bastard, than forget about it, your just assed out. ok now you have a girl attracted to you, what next? well this is my favorite part. i call it the frog in boiling water.
frogs are cold blooded (just like women). lets say you throw a frog into a pot of really hot water. it will imidiatly jump out. if you throw a frog into cool water, though, it will stay. slowly turn the temperature up, and the frog wont notice that the temperature has risen. by the time the water is boiling the frog is already dead (go ahead try it, it really works). women are so stupid (in this aspect) that if you run your 'g' slowly using this method (usualy within an hour) you would have already fucked her befor she has even realized that shes dead in a pot of boiling water (ok i know that last line doesnt make any since but just bare with me).
relationship? forget about it. the moment you start liking a girl, is the moment she stops liking you. if you want to continue fucking her you must continue not liking her. why? god knows. its just the way those things go. get your dick sucked? good, even better reason not to go out with her. she will be so frustrated and confused that she will continue trying to figure out ways to get together with you, hence more fucking and sucking. the only real way a relationship could work is if you are truly friends with a girl, and even half the time that doesnt work.
maybe women have been (in public view) made equals, but behind closed doors there is no room for men acting like women. never let a girl come out of her real place in a real setting. if you think you have had your heart broken by a girl, shit on you, because you have fallen into their little scheme, to put men below them. keep it real, and remeber your place.
Surge
p.s. if you have shitty looks, a shitty personality, and a shitty job that doesnt pay shit, then there is nothing wrong with pretending you do. and if your dont have a very good imagination, then there is nothing wrong with beating your meat.
User Reviews
Submitted by Ravenwolf (user info) at 2004-09-01 10:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Its not hard....
Its spelled 'Essentially'
Get some spelling lessons before you insult the female side of the species.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-01 10:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by charger (user info) at 2004-09-01 10:06:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Crap.
Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-09-01 09:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Utter pish
Submitted by WTF? at 2004-09-01 08:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What is with all the women-bashing
on this site?
Are you all just a bunch of pathetic
little fuckwads that got dumped because
of your sexual inadequacy or are you really
that stupid?!
Don't like women?
Fine then, get used to
taking it in the ass and shut the fuck up
already.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-01 01:49:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Taken from: http://www.uga.edu/srel/ecoview11-18-02.htm
"The legend is entirely incorrect! The `critical thermal maxima' of many species of frogs have been determined by several investigators. In this procedure, the water in which a frog is submerged is heated gradually at about 2 degrees Fahrenheit per minute. As the temperature of the water is gradually increased, the frog will eventually become more and more active in attempts to escape the heated water. If the container size and opening allow the frog to jump out, it will do so."
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-01 01:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
meh, I've read better stuff on the wall of the mens room.
So many words, but nothing original. The "gaping vagina" post said more than you will your entire time here.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2004-09-01 01:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
trash.
Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-09-01 00:49:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i have a unique perspective on women. the only reason they are to be feared now is becuase they think they are equal to us men, but that is the only respect i will give them, that they have a higher status than days of past
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-09-01 00:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This post has taught me so much. I know now that throwing frogs into pans full of hot water could be erotically dangerous. I also read something about women, but I forgot it already. Actually I forgot everything except the frog thing. That was weird.
I hope you think about the children the next time you post.
Submitted by Batsu (user info) at 2004-09-01 00:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can piss and suck my own dick at the same time!
Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-09-01 00:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
your mom was good
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2004-09-01 00:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
good one