Temptress (1317 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.88 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by AJ <ajcassidy221.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-01 00:54:05 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43595
This means war...
It was cold. The window was cracked in that second-story guest room, and there was a cool breeze blowing in down my neck, swirling in between the two beds in the room. She stirred. She had been asleep since I had come into the room, and I sat there, passing the time thinking. How it must suck to have a 7:30 flight out of Logan Airport. The sun would be barely up, and no one would be there to see you off. Morning flights are always lonely. A drop-off at the terminal and a slight wave goodbye, and you're alone again. Maybe I would get up at the crack of dawn with her to help her pack. I would be up to see her off, if only out of the house. Traveling alone is always lonely. I tried not to think about these things, as they depressed me, and made me want for sleep. But I couldn't sleep; nay, I had to save the bed for the sweetest woman in the world, and her child-to-be.
The breeze was picking up now, and she stirred again. I glanced over, but she was motionless. She seemed so awake in her slumber, almost as if she was watching, waiting, listening. I continued my fixed gaze on the wall. It was getting colder, and I was in a t-shirt and shorts. I couldn't pick my feet up off the floor, and I couldn't leave the bed. There were a dozen bodies staying at the house, and I had to save the bed for two. Then I had to save the floor for one. Me. It was cold. The bumps on my arms were making their presence known, and I had to suppress them. I reached for my sleeping bag. "Woosh, woosh, woosh."
She stirred again, this time coming fully awake with surprising quickness. Almost as if she had been awake the whole time.
"AJ, what are you doing?"
"Nothing, just getting adjusted. Are you cold? Do you need another blanket?"
"No, I'm fine."
She stretched out along all four corners of the bed, her arms pulling her shoulders, pulling her back, revealing a very colorful and artistic tattoo in the small of her back. I looked at it with fascination. She continued to stretch out on her stomach, swaying her hips from side to side, and arching her bum in the air a bit.
"On second thought, I am a little bit cold."
"Oh?" I said, having gone back to my bundled-up state in my sleeping bag.
"Yeah... but... I don't think I want another blanket."
"Oooookay...."
"Yeah, I'm not cold on the outside... you see... I'm cold on the inside."
"How's that work?"
"AJ, I'm just missing something... inside of me. You ever get that feeling?"
"I had my tonsils out once."
"NO! GODDAMN IT YOU IDIOT, I JUST WANT YOU TO FUCK ME!"
"Well, you certainly didn't make that very obvious."
"Christ, sometimes I think you're retarded or something."
Someone walked into the room. It was Matt Maiorano. "Hey, is there someplace to sleep in here?"
She spoke first. "No, go the fuck away. I'm trying to sleep."
I got up and gave him a smile.
"She's tired..."
She looked at me with exasperation and anger in her eyes, and I covered her with a blanket. I went back to saving the bed for the woman and her child to be. Sleep drifted in and out, but she never stopped watching me. Soon the woman came upstairs to claim her bed, and the awkwardness subsided as I moved to the floor to sleep. I woke up briefly at 5:30, but I did not see her off. It was better that way. I didn't want her to have to deal with the sting of a missed opportunity.
User Reviews
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-13 00:14:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Academy (user info) at 2004-12-17 20:31:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by HawkeyesTheGAME (user info) at 2004-10-23 19:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by eIectrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-23 18:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-29 21:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-02 23:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This contest was too close to call. Ms. Nuggeta and I will have to have another go of it sometime.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-09-02 23:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"AJ, I'm just missing something... inside of me. You ever get that feeling?"
"I had my tonsils out once."
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Awesome!
Submitted by onejupiter (user info) at 2004-09-02 22:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-01 16:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wanna see pics!!! Don't post any with me in it. But you can send to me
munkeypants at hotmail dot com
PLEASE AND THANK YOU
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-01 14:18:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've still got to post the pics. I'll do that this afternoon, maybe.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-09-01 12:49:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would never go to another Ubercon.
I'm too afraid of all the other Uberpeople who would rip on me for having internet friends.
(ta ha ha)
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-01 12:45:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-09-01 01:20:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's been too long since Ubercon Dan, make another ubercon, where Uberusers pay like.... 100 bucks in advance for their ticket, and then you guy buy lots and lots of liquor, and that should cover the pressure washing too....
*shifty eyes*
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come on dan... this time me you and tiffy could cuddle up together... please say yes...
** shifty eyes **
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-09-01 11:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aj, don't even try it.
This post, yes... it's shenanigans.
My post is true and you know it.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-01 09:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shenanigans?
That was the point, Q.
If you read Ms. Nugget's post, there are shenanigans aplenty in it as well.
Submitted by veins_of_glass (user info) at 2004-09-01 09:13:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awwww man
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-09-01 09:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"NO! GODDAMN IT YOU IDIOT, I JUST WANT YOU TO FUCK ME!"
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SHENANIGANS!
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-01 08:28:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wake up and this is the first post I read.
+2. Perfect.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-01 08:16:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Quest for a perfect +2- never going to happen.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-09-01 07:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Still glad I wasn't sleeping in that room.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-01 06:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-09-01 06:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For Matt's reply.
Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2004-09-01 02:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Aphrodisiac
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-01 02:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-09-01 01:01:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Please, Mr. Maiorano, give me more of your baby-batter! I wanna suck you dry! For the love of God, crawl into my sleeping bag and give me your man-meat!"
Aw yea.
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Matt is a sexy bitch.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-01 02:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I was at my house when this happened.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-09-01 02:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
man, i was right next to both of you, and i didn't hear any of this.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-01 01:31:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-09-01 01:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's been too long since Ubercon Dan, make another ubercon, where Uberusers pay like.... 100 bucks in advance for their ticket, and then you guy buy lots and lots of liquor, and that should cover the pressure washing too....
*shifty eyes*
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-09-01 01:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I swear my house is an afrodesiac (sp?).
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-09-01 01:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
who woke aj up??? ME!!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-09-01 01:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You misunderstood, AJ. I was walking in so I could jerk off on your face.
And don't pretend you wouldn't have liked it either. Because you would have. You would have enjoyed every minute of it. Then you would have begged for more.
"Please, Mr. Maiorano, give me more of your baby-batter! I wanna suck you dry! For the love of God, crawl into my sleeping bag and give me your man-meat!"
Aw yea.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-09-01 00:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait, I thought I was coming on to MATT.
I didn't know that was YOU on the floor, Aj.