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My Vagina sure is huge (2749 hits)

Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor

Rating: 0.6 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Jerimiah Booream-Phelps <Jamal.at.patmedia.net> (View user info) at 2004-09-01 01:20:44 EDT


I recently joined Ubersite, and I just wanted to let everyone know that my vagina is fucking huge. I could fit a small tropical island iside it without touching the sides, just to make a real life comparison. Sure, some of you out there may argue that I'm actually a guy, and therefor does not have a vagina, large or otherwise. However, I DO have a gargantuan, gaping vagina, that could swallow you and your mother.

So, as a new join-e of Ubersite, I just thought it a public service to announce that my vagina is a threat to you and your pets, and may be coming to/on a house near you.

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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-25 05:09:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Butler (user info) at 2004-09-01 20:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Does your boyfreind feel like he's throwing a hotdog down a hallway?
He just hopes to bag off a wall?

Submitted by MM_LP_Track3 (user info) at 2004-09-01 12:01:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Large vaginas make penises looks smaller...

Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-09-01 10:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Awsome check this - http://www.ubersite.com/m/43611

Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-09-01 10:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm not going to lie to you.

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-09-01 10:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Uhm... Thanks for the warning, I guess.

Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-09-01 09:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

pretty frightened indeed...


Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-01 08:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I laughed.

Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-09-01 08:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this is like a piss-poor David Cross bit.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-09-01 05:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I want to put my head in it like that video on snuffx.com

Submitted by breakdown (user info) at 2004-09-01 04:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

nice.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-09-01 04:30:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

hahaha.

Submitted by lame at 2004-09-01 03:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What a fucking dyke hahaha grow some fucking balls dumbshit

Submitted by Lobsterkins (user info) at 2004-09-01 03:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Large vaginas? C'mon, now.

Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-09-01 03:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was good

Submitted by dickhead (user info) at 2004-09-01 03:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What are you on and can I have some please...

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-01 02:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Shenanigans. I want to see a picture.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-09-01 02:05:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

thank you for sharing. things like this are always good information.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-09-01 01:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Off to a good start...


or not.

Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-01 01:38:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-01 01:37:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

dad?

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Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-01 01:35:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

mom?

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Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-09-01 01:35:04 (#)
Ranking: 0

Ummm...twat?

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HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA funny thing on uber in days.

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-01 01:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

dad?

Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-01 01:35:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

mom?

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-09-01 01:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ummm...twat?

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-09-01 01:31:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I need to start using hit-guaranteed titles such as this.

Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-09-01 01:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Thanks for the head-up, and the original first post.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-01 01:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-09-01 01:23:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I for one appreciate the warning.

Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2004-09-01 01:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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