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Submitted by Communist dont spell<Silent_scope19.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-01 03:02:02 EDT
Kellio, your the epitemy of suckyness. You fell for a shenanigans, I've only been here for a bit, and I've never fell for anything like that. your a douche and you should be shot.Just when I think, "Surely this person has reached and encapsulates the limits of Internet tedium" you go and push the boundary even further. Rumor has it that you are almost incomprehensible in person (as revealed by your desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is true.
You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle. It's truly amazing the way you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your typing, but then, making sense isn't your area of expertise, is it? Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair."
Reading your post is less interesting than watching paint dry. If wit was spit, your mouth would be drier than a shallow well in an African heat wave. Do yourself and everyone else a favor: take a fatal overdose of your medication. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if your brain cells weren't on the Endangered Species list; if your weren't so fat that the elephants throw you peanuts at your local Zoo, or if you didn't have a face like a bulldog chewing a stinging nettle while taking a constipated dump in a heat wave. Nah, of course you would.
In future, wake up the dozy peglegged hamster operating that wheel-powered brain of yours before you start typing.
Oh yeah, T.Money is the shit.
User Reviews
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-09-03 00:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-09-02 14:46:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey look Kellio! A minority! Pity him and save him from the evils of naughty words!
Piss off you gullible little kid.
Oh yeah, Wipe that off your lips, its ass."
Hey thanks for pointing that out. By the way you might want to wipe all that white goo off your face, that's my cum.
Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-09-02 14:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey look Kellio! A minority! Pity him and save him from the evils of naughty words!
Piss off you gullible little kid.
Oh yeah, Wipe that off your lips, its ass.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-09-02 04:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh boo hoo, I'm so upset!!! Oh wait a second, I don't value or respect your opinion what so ever! Rumour has it that the picture off your last post (http://www.ubersite.com/m/43603) is of your girlfriend. But I know better, you're not even good enough to get a piece of that action, and god knows there's enough of it to go around! Eat shit and die fuckwit, you're going to consigned to the trash heap of history, just like your name sake.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-01 10:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-09-01 03:07:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I sold him national security, he bought it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-01 03:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kellio is the most gullible, most tunnel visioned person I have ever had the misfortune of coming across.