Kaelic's Offspring (2802 hits)
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Submitted by Kristen (View user info) at 2004-09-01 04:13:47 EDT
I just felt like returning the favor Kaelic so sweetly bestowed upon me. I apologize if you thought I was above this. I really am this immature.
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Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-10-02 23:53:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
KAELIC is awesome, are you still high on birth fluids?
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-10-02 23:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-04 14:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-09-04 14:29:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Somehow the first one reminds me of Darth Vader or something along those lines....
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-09-02 23:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The first three I can take.
but the forth set showing the love-child of him and his mom.....
That is just plain wrong.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-09-02 03:35:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this makes me happy
Thanks Kristen!
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-09-02 03:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How clever.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-09-02 02:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is it a flashlight too?
that would kick ass.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-01 17:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-09-01 11:36:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice and look below me Caul is bitching about Uber again!
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He's right though. It is a clique thing. Check my first reply. Not that there's anything wrong with that... Kristen, as a PERSON, gets a +2.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
KRISTEN OWNS
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-01 11:32:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
Why does this have a positive rating ? I don't get it and it's poorly done.
Must be a clique thing I guess.
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I dunno, I think people are just recognizing the sheer amount of skill it takes for someone to use Adobe Phototshop and make it look like it came out of MSPaint.
I am the Queen of sucky Photoshops. You want quality, click a Phinch post. :-)
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-09-01 11:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-09-01 04:52:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
um... no. i'm a bit larger than that. and i most certainly wouldn't post videos of myself masturbating.
unless you want me to....
=)
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Hidden, you're a sell-out. (Not that I'm any different, don't get me wrong...) ^^
And, Kristen, don't worry about it if anyone calls you immature for this. You can always point and say "BUT, HE STARTED IT!"
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-09-01 11:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The fleshlight is hypnotic.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-09-01 11:49:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-09-01 11:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice and look below me Caul is bitching about Uber again!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-01 11:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why does this have a positive rating ? I don't get it and it's poorly done.
Must be a clique thing I guess.
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-09-01 10:55:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-09-01 10:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I found this to be offensive.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-09-01 10:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I looked up the fleshlight and found the mocha butt fleshlight:
Our most realistic and visually stunning Mocha Butt Fleshlight is an indulgence for all the senses. Designed to replicate the intense, reluctant sensation of this most coveted penetration, this is an experience not to miss. Watch yourself slip in and out of the tight, smooth entry time and time again, and let your most erotic desires be fulfilled. Take one home today.
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I would LOVE to be employed writing copy like that...
Thanks, Kristen. I'll be sure to have your pic on the screen for my first time.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-09-01 09:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hA!
Submitted by Reese at 2004-09-01 09:36:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hidden, it's way too early for me to be all hot and bothered at work . . .got any more
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-09-01 09:01:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was going to be a +1 until the goat.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-09-01 08:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I don't get it.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-01 08:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh and stop fanning the flames.
I think that's all I had to say.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-01 08:40:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh and yeah, this wasn't too nice. But then hell. I'm immature too. We all are. "That woman deserves her revenge."
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-01 08:34:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I honestly don't think he's going to be offended by this.
+2 because I love you.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-09-01 08:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-01 08:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA
He does look a little like goatboy.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-09-01 08:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Daa-aa-aa-aa-aaaaaaaddy!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-01 07:00:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by G_Nonny (user info) at 2004-09-01 05:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nope, half an hour later it's still stupid and funny to me.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-09-01 05:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It probably won't be as funny in the light of day, G_Nonny.
Oh well, tonight I'm laughing.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-01 05:03:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
damn straight.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-09-01 05:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I love being rich and powerful. And a lawyer."
ahahahaha
Submitted by G_Nonny (user info) at 2004-09-01 05:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha, it's just so stupid that it's hilarious.
Submitted by JewToast. (user info) at 2004-09-01 05:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43209
These two posts go hand in hand.
I love being rich and powerful. And a lawyer.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-09-01 05:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sully, you're a stud.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-01 05:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn that's harsh. Kaelic's gonna be hurtin when he sees this.
Revenge tastes like eggs. Eggs scrambled by a 60 yr old virgin hooker.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-09-01 04:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-09-01 04:35:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
YIKES! Hidden was that a home video?
Seriously tho,
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um... no. i'm a bit larger than that. and i most certainly wouldn't post videos of myself masturbating.
unless you want me to....
=)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-01 04:46:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmm....60 year old virgin hookers......
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-09-01 04:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The fleshlight beats any woman any day of the week.
I mean.........
What the fuck's a fleshlight!?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-09-01 04:39:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The wonderful people at fleshlight have been doing their best to keep many amateur porno galleries across the net free. They figure if they keep the free porn coming, you will get tired of your hand and buy their product.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-01 04:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mine, of course. You have spiders in the bathroom.
How would you clean one of those fleshlights? Do you just pull all the latexy goodness out and run it under a tap and shove it back in? What if you put it in wrong? Can you adjust it? For, you know, whatever fantasy you have; "60 year old virgin nun" or "Asian hooker"?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-01 04:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmm....pink lady.....
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-09-01 04:36:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
crap i hit the wrong button.
It was meant to say....
Seriously though, Where the hell do you people find this stuff???!?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-09-01 04:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
YIKES! Hidden was that a home video?
Seriously tho,
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-01 04:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nah.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-09-01 04:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Close your eyes. Trace your finger across the tender satin lips. Set your imagination free and allow yourself to explore her warm slippery folds. Did she quiver? You could have sworn it. It is all too real, too good, as the skin gently parts and closes again around you, pulling you deeper into its tight, sultry embrace...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-01 04:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bwahahahahahah
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-09-01 04:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damnit, Andy, that link is just wrong.
Circe, you brought tears to my eyes. Brava! (Your place or mine?)
Mystia, that would be a fleshlight. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-01 04:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're right. That's incredibly immature. You are singlehandedly perpetuating the rampant immaturity and banality of Ubersite. You. Nobody else is being immature here. Not the gossip mongers, not the flamers, not the trolls, not the idiots who make my head hurt and my eyes bleed. IT'S JUST YOU, YOU VAPID AIRHEADED SLORE!!!!
So... wanna fuck?
Submitted by Dinkus at 2004-09-01 04:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
HahA! I've only heard about those fake pussies before. Now I've seen everything.
Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-09-01 04:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
aw c'mon kristen... i feel sorry for that baby underneath the madness.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-09-01 04:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if anyone wants to actually see how efficient of a love maching the Fleshlight really is, check this out- http://www2.britersen.co.uk/fleshlight/fl1.mpg
THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-09-01 04:22:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kaelics pregnant? I knew that guy was a winner...
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-09-01 04:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF is that thing in the first match-up?
Good Lord I hope it isn't what I think it is.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-09-01 04:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IT'S SO SILLY!!!
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-09-01 04:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't be jealous of the fleshlight. It is just a more efficient love machine than yourself.