Harmony found in a breakfast sandwich (673 hits)
Category: PoliticsRating: 1 on 4 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-09-01 09:27:33 EDT
I have found the solution to tensions in world politics. After tons of soul searching, witchcraft, and beer drinking, the solution finally came to me. There it was, premade, cardboard box, and sitting under a heat lamp. It had the power of a million Kennedy speaches, yet it weighed a mere 4 ounces.
Easy Riser (what can I say, it's a hippie town)
English muffin, egg, American cheese, Canadian bacon
English, American, and Canadian in one great breakfast sandwich? So I thought to myself, "Self, if the world could be more like this sandwich, maybe relations wouldn't be so strained?" Therefor, I devised the following breakfast sandwich (+ fixins) for peace:
The Whirled Peace
1 Egg
Greek Goat Cheese
Canadian Style Bacon made from a German Pig
American style bacon from a wild Australian Pig
Hot sauce from Jamaica
1 slice of Tandoori baked bread from Afghanistan
1/2 of a croissant for the other side
A slice of mango from Haiti
A Cup of Iraqi Coffee with a shot of Irish Whiskey (hey, it's breakfast, right?)
Just serve up a few thousand of these before the next UN meeting, and voila, harmony.
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Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-09-01 12:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is fun...
100% Columbian coffee imported by a Mexican trading company, bought by a commercial distributor in New York, sold to a local vendor in Burlington, VT and brewed in a Krupps coffee machine.
yeah, that's all I got.
Submitted by toddska (user info) at 2004-09-01 09:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Canadian Style Bacon made from a German Pig
American style bacon from a wild Australian Pig
forgot the beef jerky for the Hindus....the foetus shake for the Fundie Christians....the English beer for the French...the Scottish deep fried Mars Bars for the English...Big Mac for Fidel....this is gonna be a monster breakfast at that PeaceCon.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-09-01 09:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Where can I get AUTHENTIC Greek goat cheese? Maybe some feta instead?
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-09-01 09:34:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Why is it that no one outside of New York and New Jersey knows what taylor ham is?
Nothin better than the instant heart attack:
Taylor ham
Sausage
Bacon
Egg
Cheese
Potato (home fries)
salt, pepper, ketchup
All of this on a kaiser roll.
Mmmm, feel the cholestorol dripping off of it!