Timothy and Cat (1168 hits)
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Submitted by Snark << snark.at.corporatedirtbag.com (View user info) at 2004-09-01 13:52:00 EDT
TIMOTHY AND CAT
"You're going to kill her in the morning. She's going to die spitting blood and begging for her filthy wretched life. You're going to stab her Seventy Eight times, in fact, you'll still be stabbing her when your little brother pulls you off... it's going to be quite gruesome"
"She looks so peaceful..."
Cat leaned over the edge of the dresser for a second and peered down at the sleeping woman.
"That's because she's not dreaming... She went to bed drunk again. Trust me. She's going to look much different when you drive the blade into her Uterus"
"I'll do no such thing. Cat why are we here? Why are you telling me this?"
Cat sat back on his haunches and began to purr. "Because it pleases me"
"I don't believe you. I'm not going to do it"
"Sure you will. She went too far today... farther than she's ever gone... giving you to him like that. The neighbors heard you scream you know. They've known what goes on here for years but they say nothing because they don't particularly care. They're drunks just like her. They make me proud"
"Cat, I don't believe you!"
"Have I ever lied to you?"
"No"
"So why would I start now? This has been coming a long time. It began the first time you went to bed with the rancid taste of her in your mouth and it ended last night when she gave you to a stranger she met in the bar. Did you know she got Sixty Five dollars and a pack of smokes for you? Not the most business savvy woman if you ask me. Anyhoo the story ends tomorrow morning... well her story does anyways. Yours is going to continue for quite some time. We're going to have great adventures you and I."
Cat stood up and slowly strolled to the other end of the dresser and back, stopping occasionally to stretch one sleek black limb then another, his slim body quivering with delight.
Timothy looked back down at his mother peacefully unconscious in her bed then turned back to Cat and asked. "What can I do?"
"You can stop crying for one. I've pretty much had it with your constant balling. You're going to do what you're going to do. Suck it up"
Timothy wiped the tears from his face and took a step towards Cat, arms stiff at his sides, hands balled into shaking fists of rage.
"I won't do it. I'm not going to let her destroy my life. I'm not going to spend the rest of my life in prison because of her"
Cat stopped pacing and sat facing him. He cocked his head to one side and said. "You won't go to prison for this. You're too young. They're going to send you for psychiatric testing then to a Juvenile Home. You'll last about Six months before you're raped by a gang of boys very much like you. In just over a year you are going to kill one of them with a spoon. It's going to be glorious"
"And... then?"
"And then we'll strike out on our own"
Cat stretched out on the top of the dresser, his back leg draped over the side and began to groom himself. After a short while he stopped and turned his small featureless eyes back to Timothy. "Do you remember the first time we met?"
"Yes. You were in the White Room... on the pedestal... it was spinning but you wouldn't take your eyes off me... your body spun but your head stayed fixed"
"Do you remember how it felt... being there... unable to move?"
Timothy nodded. "I was terrified of you"
"Do you remember what I said?"
Timothy nodded again. "You said you were going to take the fear away"
"Yes. And have you been afraid since? You've been hurt, sad, angry and all that other weepy shit, but have you for one second been afraid?"
"No"
"That's the good news. You'll never be afraid again"
Timothy forced his stiffening hands open "What's the bad news?"
"You're going to end badly. You're going to die of a heart attack on Death Row at the age of 47"
Timothy put the palms of his hands to his temples and squeezed hard. He didn't want to hear Cat's voice anymore. He wanted to leave, to run somewhere far away, but he couldn't. When Cat wanted to show him something there was no escape.
"Relax Tim. That's a long way off. We are going to have great adventures before then. You're going to make me fat and lazy"
Timothy turned and took a step to the edge of his mother's bed again. He looked down at her and tried to find some semblance of warmth for her in his rapidly beating heart.
Cat stood up and walked back to the edge of the dresser. "Sixty Five dollars and a pack of smokes... She's an evil bitch... You know that right?"
"Yes"
"They're all Evil Bitches"
"Yes"
Cat sat down and began to purr again. "Good" he said "Then wake up. You have a job to do"
User Reviews
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-12 13:16:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aha!!!
good job tying this in with your current series!!
Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-12 13:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by foodman (user info) at 2005-03-19 06:08:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking excellent...Anyone else think this would make a good cartoon series?
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ooh ooh I do I do
crazy shit... I love it :P
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-05-12 12:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck me sideways. You've got a lot of things going for you, but I think one of your strengths would have to be clever and chilling concepts -- you know, great ideas to base your stories on. The wicked imagery doesn't hurt either.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-06 16:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PLUS FUCKING TWO, you never cease to amaze
Submitted by foodman (user info) at 2005-03-19 06:08:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking excellent...Anyone else think this would make a good cartoon series?
Submitted by Dannie (user info) at 2005-02-24 16:19:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Otters (user info) at 2005-02-24 16:01:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome. So good.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-16 13:06:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i think i found my new fave author!
Submitted by ramona <sismo12345.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-10-05 13:40:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey I think I sumed it up last night, you have talent go somewhere with it.You should submit some of your stories and try to get them published. Anyways TTYL Ramona
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-09-01 21:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Exceptional stuff. Keep it up.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-01 19:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm running out of compliments for you. I'm going to start chanting "You rock, you rock, you rock" while doing a sack dance.
And I TOLD your bitch ass to enter Ubermadness.
Thanks for the vote of confidence, too.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-09-01 16:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-09-01 16:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No madness for me!
Errr Uber anyways. I write this stuff for myself. It's just sweet fucking icing on the cake that other people enjoy it.
I'm just not in the contest frame of mind I guess. Maybe next year...
There's a hell of alot better writers than I entering anyways.
Watch Circe kick some Arse!
(I have been looking for an excuse to type "Arse" for a week)
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-09-01 16:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cat is a figment of your insanity.
Submitted by Jadey at 2004-09-01 16:40:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll take TWO!! One for me and one for my cat!! :)
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-09-01 16:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by indepth25 (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:39:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
It seems you're getting a Fan club going here
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And rightly so. I'll be selling 'Why the fuck isn't snark in UberMadness??' t-shirts out the back of a Ford Transit after the show.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-09-01 16:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What Jadey said :)
The cat has bound himself to Timothy. Timothy doesn't get scared anymore because the cat feeds off of fear
"You're going to make me fat and lazy"
There's no point in continuing the story because Cat has already described every thing that is going to happen for the rest of Timothy's life once he wakes up.
Submitted by Jadey at 2004-09-01 16:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awh Shay, your lack of evil is inspiring! (She prostituted him for 65 and a pack of cigs.)
and
* He's going to kill her because of either:
1. the Cat said to do it.
2. She is a bad mother who has tortured and abused him. She sold him for 65 and a pack of cigs!
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-09-01 16:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
She's a prostitute right? I got that. Anyway, whatever, well-written, creepy, just didn't get it all around, but i'm the only one so whatever.
Submitted by Jadey at 2004-09-01 16:04:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fabulous!
Personally, I thought "Sixty Five dollars and a pack of cigarettes" explained it all!! "The neighbours heard your screams" Makes me put my hands over my ass protectively and wince!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:58:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought it was pretty self explanatory.
No worries.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What? That's it? is there a point? Did I miss it all? Why does this cat want this kid to kill his mother? Because she's an alcoholic? Is there no point and I'm just looking for no reason? Ehh, forget it.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nope
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't get it, is there more coming?
Submitted by indepth25 (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You and your damn imagery! I must say your sick and twisted mind is a delightful thing to experience and to rip a review off from someone else:
"I don't know what your parents did to you, but I hope they went to jail for it" :p
Seriously dark and distrubing my man, but amazingly well written. It seems you're getting a Fan club going here
Submitted by Xena (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:11:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TWISTED! honey, TWISTED!!!!
Submitted by rydogg22 (user info) at 2004-09-01 14:57:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK, you're starting to scare me a little. But when has that ever meant anything. Sick and demented, yet you can't stop reading.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-09-01 14:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-09-01 14:19:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds like somebody watches Angel.
I really like this - excellent stuff.
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Thanks :)
I have watched some episodes in the past but this had nothing to do with any I have seen.
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-09-01 14:29:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the kitty.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-09-01 14:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds like somebody watches Angel.
I really like this - excellent stuff.
Submitted by Mercutio (user info) at 2004-09-01 14:19:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-01 14:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
amazing....
MORE PLEASE!!
Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-09-01 14:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy god...I was going to come here and whinge a little bit about two of my favourite Uberers posting outside of their series today (you and Matt) but fuck me sideways, I'm glad to put Necrosiac aside for a day if this is what we get instead.
Disturbing, and terrifying stuff.