Passion of the christ in 30 seconds or less (685 hits)
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Submitted by Mongo <mongobongo1919.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-01 14:57:45 EDT
"THERE HE IS, GET HIM"
"GOT HIM..LET'S BEAT HIM NOW"
BLEED....BLEED...WHIP...WHIP...BLEED
BLEED....BLEED...WHIP...WHIP...BLEED
BLEED....BLEED...WHIP...WHIP...BLEED
BLEED....BLEED...WHIP...WHIP...BLEED
BLEED....BLEED...WHIP...WHIP...BLEED
"LET'S KILL HIM"
"I DON'T WANT TO KILL HIM...YOU KILL HIM"
"NO"
"YES"
"NO"
"YES"
BLEED....BLEED...WHIP...WHIP...BLEED
BLEED....BLEED...WHIP...WHIP...BLEED
BLEED....BLEED...WHIP...WHIP...BLEED
BLEED....BLEED...WHIP...WHIP...BLEED
BLEED....BLEED...WHIP...WHIP...BLEED
"I GOT AN IDEA...LET'S CRUCIFY HIM"
"NO"
"YES"
"OKAY...LET'S DO IT"
BLEED....BLEED...WHIP...WHIP...BLEED
BLEED....BLEED...WHIP...WHIP...BLEED
BLEED....BLEED...WHIP...WHIP...BLEED
BLEED....BLEED...WHIP...WHIP...BLEED
BLEED....BLEED...WHIP...WHIP...BLEED
"HE'S DEAD, GOOD"
"LET'S POKE HIM WITH A STICK"
"OH SHIT....WHAT WAS THAT?"
"RUN....RUN AWAY"
BLEED....BLEED...BLEED....BLEED
"HE'S BAAAAAAAAAAAACK, AND BOY IS HE PISSED"
~The End~
User Reviews
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah..... screw him, he bleeds too much
Submitted by UncleTeddy (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh heh heh. I hate Jesus. heh heh heh.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:42:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:37:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
SUCKED
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Meh...
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:39:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
STOP......
no passion of the jews spoilers....I just got it netflix (ed) to me today!!
GOD DAMN YOU SONOFABITCH!!!
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SUCKED
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HOLY CAPSLOCK, BATMAN!
South Park addressed this with far greater hilarity in episode 114, "The Passion of the Jew".
*RING RING*
Cartman: Mel Gibson's "Passion of the Christ" fan club.
Stan (Not knowing it is Cartman on the other end): Yeah, we just saw "The Passion" and-
Cartman: And now you wanna join the fan club, okay. Our first meeting is tomorrow at-
Stan: No, we think it sucked and we want our money back.
Cartman: You thought it sucked?! Sir, I don't think you understand what Mel Gibson was trying to do. He was trying to expose the filthiness of the common jew-
Stan: Yeah, okay, just tell us where Mel Gibson is, so we can get our money back.
Cartman: Sir, if I knew where Mel Gibson lived, I'd be on the ground licking his balls at this very moment. All I know is that he's somewhere in Malibu. Now stop wasting me and Mel Gibson's time.
Stan: Don't take that tone with me. I'll kick your ass, kid.
Cartman (chuckles): I'd like to see you try, I'm like, six feet tall!
Stan: I don't care- you sound like a little bitch to me.
Cartman: Bitch, don't call me bitch- I'll kick your ass, bitch!
Stan: You wanna bring it, bitch? Bring it!
Cartman: I already brought it, bitch! I put it on the table and opened it, bitch!
Stan: Wait a minute... Cartman?
(Cartman quickly hangs up the phone and tiptoes away.)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:36:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:32:19 (#)
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I think you summed up "Breakin 2: Electric Bugaloo" by accident
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HAHAHAHHA.... Electric WHAT ? ...and WHY ?
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:32:19 EDT (#)
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I think you summed up "Breakin 2: Electric Bugaloo" by accident.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:31:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:29:43 (#)
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Thanks for ruining the ending.
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HAHAHAHHHA.... by the way DamianX, the TITANIC SUNK TOO in case you were wondering
Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:29:43 EDT (#)
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Thanks for ruining the ending.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:23:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Now Im glad I didn't go see it.
Submitted by Shit_Flinging_Ape (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Beats the hell out of Koolmang's lame-ass post on the same movie. Whips it easily. You nailed it. Etc, etc...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:04:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's pretty much it
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
and i loved this movie.
Submitted by lrw (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
heh
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:03:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:02:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:00:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
That's more than thirty words, you fuck.
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30 S-E-C-O-N-D-S .... not words
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's more than thirty words, you fuck.