Jesus is on AIM! Hear what he has to say! (1457 hits)
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Submitted by Monarch (View user info) at 2004-09-01 15:03:58 EDT
Being a Christian, I was very suprised today when I logged onto my messenger and Jesus was online! I thought to myself: "Wow. I guess it's been a little while since I had a quality chat with Jesus. I had better at say 'hi.'" So I did.
If figured, if I could query Jesus about some of the deeper mysteries in life, I could come back and report them to all of Uber.
Unfortunately, Jesus wasn't particularly lively today, and didn't seem to want to talk to me. I couldn't get much out of him, but I hope our next conversation will be more interesting. Here's a transcript of my conversation with Jesus today:
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Monarch: What's up Lamb of Hosts?
automaticjesus: solar flares
Monarch: So, how's the Lord these days?
-time passes-
Monarch: Jesus? You there, buddy?
-time passes-
Monarch: Well, I guess this proves that everyone else is right: Jesus *IS* away from the keyboard.
Monarch: Oh well, peace out Son of God.
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Man, I thought Jesus was goin to be a bit more friendly than that. But I won't lose hope!
Jesus wasn't interested in talking to me today it seems, but I hope that sooner or later he will willing to chat for a few minutes. I have so many questions I want to ask him!
I promise you Uber, I will continue to talk to Jesus in order to bring the Good News. I shall remain diligent. I'll report back once I've gotten Jesus to open up a bit more to me.
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-01 16:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Not the worst post, but not the best.
Submitted by Legendary_Threat (user info) at 2004-10-01 16:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-15 01:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-09-02 06:55:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus is everywhere.
Submitted by Neitzche (user info) at 2004-09-01 16:08:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm, I wonder why this has a low rating. I thought it was funny. And I'm adding Jesus to my buddy list.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i sold Jesus that computer and he's always calling me, asking me for help with it. he couldn't even install AIM on his own! you'd think the son of god would be a little brighter... *sigh*
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No seriously. Jesus *IS* on AIM.
Try yourself if you don't believe me.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
He must have been busy reading THIS....http://www.ubersite.com/m/43658
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-09-01 15:08:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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