I Went to Florida and All I Got was this Lousy Hurricane... (676 hits)
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Submitted by Ex Lux Astrum (View user info) at 2004-09-01 18:36:34 EDT
No...really. Wish my mom and sister the best...they live in Melbourne Beach (25 yards from the ocean), which will probably be washed and/or blown off the face of the planet Saturday by that bitch Frances. If I had drawn a fuckin' bullseye on their house, I don't think it would get any closer.
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Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-09-03 11:40:12 EDT (#)
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That's awesome.
DarthAwesome lives somewhere around here, I think.
And Ashlee, turtle, and a few more.
jme lives in Tampa.
Anyway, Frances made a move to the North.. she's a-comin!
Submitted by lrw (user info) at 2004-09-03 10:16:08 EDT (#)
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Dude.. i live in Baymeadows/southside.. how fuckin crazy
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-09-02 08:52:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by stacenbass (user info) at 2004-09-01 19:17:56 (#)
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I live in Middleburg, FL and these hurricanse are pussies. Your mommy and sister are safe judging from their location, and the predicted/actual path of Charlie and Bonnie (What the hell kind of name is Bonnie anyway? Sounds like a retard trying to say "bunny").
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Holy Hell.. you live about 2.3 minutes from me.. in Orange Park. That's awesome.
And yeah, Frances is west of us.. we'll probably get about as much as we did from Charley.. a whole lotta nuttin.
Submitted by DataForge22 (user info) at 2004-09-01 22:01:23 EDT (#)
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Shit, I'm in Wellington, FL which is just west of West Palm Beach
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-09-01 22:00:51 EDT (#)
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Im getting a bit sick of it myself. Last time they said it was coming straight
for my area so I holed up in my house and it barely fucking drizzled. These idiots have 80
kazillion dollars worth of doppler radar but no one with enough brains to read it.
But good luck to your family.
Submitted by stacenbass (user info) at 2004-09-01 19:17:56 EDT (#)
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I live in Middleburg, FL and these hurricanse are pussies. Your mommy and sister are safe judging from their location, and the predicted/actual path of Charlie and Bonnie (What the hell kind of name is Bonnie anyway? Sounds like a retard trying to say "bunny").
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-01 18:56:44 EDT (#)
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Holy shit, again, 2 hurricanes???
The old geezers should think twice before retiring in Florida. Or are their retirement homes sealed with titanium? Hmm....
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-09-01 18:46:38 EDT (#)
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+2 for the title.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-01 18:45:05 EDT (#)
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Go-go-FAIL-gadget wheelchair!
*gets sucked up by hurricane*
I hope Florida dies.
Submitted by Lost_Gator_Fan (user info) at 2004-09-01 18:43:13 EDT (#)
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Go-Go-Gadget Umbrella!